The Fool

So where is Howard Stern on his big day? He is in a tizzy getting ready to fly out West for his big week in Hollywood to become famous while taping that scripted reality show "America's Got Talent" (AGT). 

On Tuesday's stale satellite radio show, Howard Stern was so bored you could hear him snipping off labels from his clothes with little scissors like an old woman desperate to hide her plus sizes from the world.




Howard was all in a girly tizzy on Tuesday, about having his long time life time partner Ralph Cirella cut out the labels out of his clothing because it scratches his sagging skin. 

Every girl knows this trick, to cut out labels to hide the size of the clothes since Howard Stern is wearing giant fat sizes to fit over his weird body with the bulging stomach and fat thighs and sagging butt. 

Where does Howard get his clothes? Oh, you know, the fat and tall tranny clothes from the best shops in the East Village, and we know Miss Chubbette still has a ton of free polyester pants left over from her big modeling shoots years ago as she snips out those fat size labels, right Beth? 

Howard salivates over his former model wife
modeling his mother's polyester pants in tabloid
newspapers.

Monster underpants model Beth
at 33 yrs old was launched
by Howard Stern in the
US edition of FHM. No
nudity for this
transsamerican, ummm, gal.

This was of course before Howard Stern paid for Beth's airbrushed phony photos for FHM. Those sexually vague people love to wear sexy lingerie and have an obsession with it. Playboy is not really their thing.

So, what happened to Stern showing up in Vegas to tape AGT? Oh, that was cut since the show has faced major budget cuts aside from falling ratings, and what with the Horninskys partying hard at the Vegas hotels and clubs costing AGT tons of money, suddenly no more Vegas show locations. Howard and the O Family sure took full advantage of Howard's AGT job knowing it wouldn't last so party hard while you can!

Rumor has it the 10th season of AGT will be its last, so Stern might quit before the show quits to save his falling facelift from embarrassment. Either way, AGT needs to make changes if they hope to top the ratings race for summers to come not forgetting Halle Berry is coming back this summer for her space show; Halle's implants or Stern's facelift? Who will win the ratings race?

The CBS sci fi show "Extant" is scheduled to return July 1.

Howard thinks of himself as
Milton Berle, not realizing
everyone knows that Uncle
Milty was in drag in his
private life too and at
many Hollywood parties.
It was not solely an
act for "vaudeville".

Howard loves to compare that shitty reality show AGT with Vaudeville, oh yes, vaudeville, gee, we all want that back don't we? Well that's Howard's mommy's era, and his daddy loved the burlesque dancers having paraded around the house himself many times in drag, much to the enjoyment of the fam, he was one fun guy to be around and his son Howard inherited that fetish. Oh, right, we need more vaudeville in this day and age, it's that over 90 demographic that advertisers are searching for and AGT fits right in with that marketing scheme. Meanwhile, Beth continues to be thinning out the herd as another one of her cats was sick; we know Apple the cat is on her final countdown and now the cat Beth overfed and calls Charlie Chunk is sick. Beth thinks it's so funny to have everyone and everything surrounding her fat so she looks thin.

Gosh, I hope superstar super celebrity Beth has time to fly out to Hollywood with Hubby Howard to turn down a million movie deals. We know she is busy on the East Coast, what with her sleeping corpse selfie schedule with a paid pigeon following her around Stalag Beth capturing her every non-movement. Wonder how many movie deals Howard will get to turn down in Hollywood? Howard is so busy with the prosthetics expert Ralph Cirella pasting rubber pieces onto his shrinking face, I mean, how can you expect such a corporate mogul [on paper] to take on more jobs?

So, Howard announced that he doesn't do fashion photography anymore? Wow, we know no one else who could airbrush his fug wife in plus size fashions and expertly camouflage her overgrown fat head, crossed eyes, hard rock implants, wide ass, huge feet, and overly long arms. I guess Howard will just continue to dole out the 5,000 photos he already took of his dolt and get them published somewhere online as she counts down to the finish line pushing her current group of cats out the door and focusing on getting that Yoda the cat marketed to people who will buy that made up heart ailment story that was cured by iPhone selfies.

Yes, we all agree with Howard. Artwork is much more 
difficult than iPhone photography.