Can Beth's Career Be Rescued?

No. This woman has been trying to be famous her whole life when in 2001, Howard Stern finally hired a personal biographer, a snitch, a follower, to post an item in the press about he and Beth, his acquisition he finally decided to accept since nothing better was coming his way. 

In 2001, Howard's paid stooge Jill Martin fed an item to the press when Howard barged up to a table in a restaurant when Billy Joel was dating Trish Bergin, to show off that Howard was dating a "leggy" blonde girlfriend with her full name printed in the item. Funny thing is that Joel has not been able to get rid of Stern since 2001 and Beth's legs look like giant tree trunks.

No one knows why Jill Martin butted in on the taping of "True Beauty" in Las Vegas
and it was around the time of the Sterns' anniversary and Howard horned in
because the entire trip was paid by ABC. It only lasted two seasons and
Beth was on the second season that premiered in May 2010 just in time for the
release of her first book "Oh My Dog" which is how she got that book deal
to begin with, she was scheduled to be on TV and they had hoped people would
know who she was but it failed, she's just the nobody wife of a relic radio DJ.

We know the rumors about Billy Joel and that his girlfriend Trish came home to find Joel in bed with a brunette, and that brunette was Katie Leey. How Joel first met Ms Puggy Lee is up for debate. Some press items state that he met the pug face in a hotel lobby in New York by chance, only to have her set up house immediately resulting in a short-lived marriage which ended before the 5-year mark. Miss Trish did phone into the Stern show years ago to deny that a brief affair she had with Dr. Sean Kenniff, broke up her relationship with Joel. Sean was on the TV show Survivor, as he was a rebound anyway, it was Joel who cheated first, oh, only according to that damn gossip we read all over the Internet.

Mrs. Katie Lee Joel was dumped from cable TV's Top Chef after the first season. Billy Joel's influence can only go so far, and was quickly replaced for the second season. Lee was described as robotic and wooden on the TV show and garnered zero fans. I guess Billy loved the robotic and wooden drone lying in bed reminding him of all the tree trunks he met in the Hamptons while searching for wife number three to keep Brinkley at bay from snatching more dough out of his bank accounts by taking full custody of their trog daughter.

Quite the April Fool, Beth had this
photo posted on Instagram, April 1, to
plug her appearance on the canceled
Meredith Vieira show where Beth
passes off a kitten to an unsuspecting
pigeon kid. Beth holds up the adoption
of kittens until her selfie fetish
has been satisfied #herpurpose.

Once Howard's wife #1 was told by their accountant that hubby bought his own apartment in NY with a cross eyed blonde coming and going, the starting bell rang and we were off to the races to the best divorce lawyers in town; oh right, according to Howard it was a mediator, any psychology would work on Howard.

So, what is next for Beth? She is desperate to market that difficult Yoda the cat she adopted as her son, with the alleged heart ailments that were cured by Beth taking his photo and bothering him constantly to prove she rescued a purebred Persian cat from a phantom person who dumped him at a shelter only to have Beth snatch him up to make her famous #herpurpose.

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram 4/2/15 showing everyone how to cure your cat of a phony heart ailment; bug the hell out of him with your iPhone for a bunch of photos to post on your Instagram site to show everyone you are an ignored pariah with no friends and aren't famous #bethspurpose.

According to old gossip, the actress with the deep man's voice Kim Novak had "testicular feminization syndrome" and was "genetically a male." Are we closer to knowing the truth about the fake high-pitched screechy blonde she-man Howard Stern married? Beth never had a normal woman's voice or a normal man's voice, but learned to speak as a third-grader with the little girl act, aside from that low rent accent she acquired from dating old codgers in Pittsburgh to get rides home from school. But, can a man legally marry a woman who is genetically a man? Is Howard genetically a man? Howard is terrified to address any of this on his stale satellite radio show and instead kills time by snipping labels off all his fat clothes and talking shit about relevant celebs that refuse to do his radio show.

Novak never had children and became an animal lover and is now married to a veterinarian. If Beth was such a childless animal lover, how come she didn't marry a veterinarian? Beth thought she could become a famous model first before becoming a professional animal lover, and it never worked for her because she was ugly with a warped ego, and she will never give up her fame quest no matter how many cats she has to stalk and capture for Stalag Beth.

Hungry for more?

Okay, here's something to chew on this weekend:

Why does Beth always spin out when Howard Stern is in Los Angeles to tape his D List summer filler show "America's Got Talent" (AGT)? How did a no-talent radio DJ get the job in the first place? Howard has nothing to do with show business. Does Beth have a nervous breakdown whenever Stern leaves for his AGT road trips? Suicide threats? General panic that Stern is meeting with divorce lawyers in CA where he stated one of his daughters lives? 

Manic Beth has to stare hard to control that left lazy eye and looked sick when she and Howard got the new "Bianca" tattoos in February 2012 when Stern was in LA taping AGT.  

In 2013, Beth snapped this photo of Howard arriving in Chicago to tape AGT with his features erased to hide his haggard sagging face. Beth was busy plugging her one-shot deal with Nat Geo Wild, "Spoiled Rotten Pets", which was quickly canceled. In LA, Howard got Beth a horninsky appearance on the TV show "Extra" while he was taping AGT. 

Spastic Beth looked like shit again in LA in April 2014 as Beth had a mental breakdown in public and made a fool out of herself dancing around the door at the LA restaurant, Craig's, where she met up with McCormack and Cummings.

For the past few years, Beth and Howard loved to hang out with the Kimmels with Beth looking totally smashed.

It's difficult to capture Beth outside of her normal habitat and is hiding from her selfie camera with Howard in LA. No photos have surfaced to prove where she is; she needs to do another one of her photos with a current newspaper like any victim does to prove to the fam they are still alive and the Botox swelling has subsided.

One of Beth's major meltdown problems is that she needs a new wig. We know Howard would kill himself to not be seen with a blonde, no matter how old the hag gets or how grey her roots are, so here are a few suggestions for Beth. She could do her morning TV show rounds sporting the new wig and plug something that nobody cares about per her usual pariah routine: