Sunday Brunch

Howard Stern has his plate full working overtime to get his pseudo model staged wife in print, this time in Page Six of the New York Post, posted on Friday, April 24, about how Beth attended a party that she didn't attend on the 21st.


Sorry Page Six, I don't know what Howard Stern paid you to plug his wife into an item for the Post, but Miss Desperate For Fame Beth was not spotted at the "after-party" for the D List Cinema Society screening of "Adult Beginners" on April 21.

Maybe Page Six should check the Beth Fan Page first before printing any of Stern's fairy tales. Beth exists to have her photo taken, so far, no photos have emerged of Beth at the after-party because she wasn't allowed inside. Her stupid gag of showing up with a "Stern" and wearing fat pajamas got her sent home sans a chaperone with the rarely vertical celebrity pest.
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Beth lives to walk a red carpet and will only go to a movie where photogs are hired to take her picture.

Kelly Osbourne packing on the
pounds posing with the creepy
bisexual bipest and zero talent
for anything but getting dough out
of transvestites, and the best friend
 of Howard Stern, Carmen Electra.
Who else could stand to be
around Stern, actual women?

Back in Los Angeles, the Osbournes showed support for their expanding waistlines since getting the lap bands removed and after Sharon suffered the cancerous side effects, to parade on a red carpet for a fundraiser on April 25 to Erase MS, a disease Sharon's son claims to be suffering from aside from all his past substance abuse problems. I think this family might want to retire to a quiet place somewhere out of the limelight.

Sharon and Carmen at the MS
event. How's those Atkins diet
commercials coming along Sharon?
Still stuffing your face with a side
of beef?

Half man, half woman Rumer Willis showed support to erase MS and maybe she should start a fundraiser to erase that overgrown jawline and cranial deformity she has. Gosh, those scientology birthing rooms are a bitch, no anesthetic, midwives, god knows what, oh, but god had nothing to do with it, they're scientologists, the aliens did it.

Remember we all read Beth's story in an online interview about how she was a supermodel in Germany when her agent phoned to have her rush off to Switzerland to pose for the cover of a catalog and do a ski jump. The shy model explained that she had never been on skis before, yet did the jump perfectly. 

Howard Stern always wanted to be a model,
the hot chick in the room, and we wonder
when he will come out of the closet. Oh,
right, he is Bruce Jenner, a transvestite
who loves women who wants a sex
change operation to be a woman who
loves women.

Of course, no evidence has emerged of any catalog with Beth on the cover doing a ski jump, yet what has emerged is Howard Stern in a ski outfit mugging for the cameras from his old defunct Channel 9 TV show. Howard has been Beth's writer for many years, coming up with these goofy stories for her press items, all turning out to be fun lies, right Howard? All in good fun, don't try to actually prove anything Beth says. She and Howard have a brain deformity and are not responsible for that medical condition called, lying.

All photos from the Channel 9 show are from digitalradiocentral.com

Goofy faced D Lister Beth Nobody fits right in with Stern's Channel 9 show, with Billy West in drag doing impersonations of various public figures. You do not get into the Stern circle unless you are wearing a dress and wig. No wonder Howard was so upset when Bruce Jenner failed to give him the first interview since his coming out party where he skirted the issue, claiming to be born as a woman in a man's body when he is a classic transvestite. 

Billy West as Kitty Dukakis

Bruce ran and hid to dress as a woman for sexual gratification but claims to be transgender and wants the operation to become a woman. Ok, let's keep up with the drug addled brain of the botched plastic surgery specimen, Brucie Girl. No wonder he gave the bisexual Diane Sawyer his first televised interview. Did Diane Sawyer bring up the toe ring gift from Oprah? No? Go girl, and we wonder when Howard will join the girls club. 

We Beth Fans love to get a glimpse inside Stalag Beth only to see Beth developing old lady cavernous shoulders with the sunken saggy skin and ill fitting sheath used in many mental institutions while she wants fans to believe that stuffed mannequin next to her is Howard Stern.

They both look like a couple of stiffs waiting for a bus petting a cat that happened to walk by. Some hot young married couple, ha, all Howard's fairy tales on the air about his stellar married life are just that, fairy tales. Beth lives with staff on lockdown in the Hamptons while Howard lives in the city skulking around to private surgery centers getting ready for his late night ship to come in and he can interview men wanting to be women every week and fantasize about getting real ratings not subscribers to a mothballed paid service where ratings don't exist.


We love Beth's casual dining room table designed so she can graze throughout the day as she plans her full week of awesome selfies documenting herself delaying the adoption of kittens before throwing them from her limo doing drive-by deliveries to a bunch of pigeons who are stuck with a life time of vet bills while she skates off to her $50 million dollar private surgery center in Florida for a nip and tuck while expecting the public to fund her dream of her name on a building at the charity that pays her salary, the North Shore Animal League.

Stay Tuned Beth Fans

Much more to come as the Dolt & the DJ rock our world with more stupidity than we ever thought any two people were capable of and that the BFP can exploit.