Take Off With Us

Fasten your seat belts as the taping of America's Got Talent (AGT) begins next week, yes, with the awesome judges of Howie Mandel, Howard A. Idiot, Mel B, and Heidi Klum who we hope has time for a quick stop over in Newark, NJ, to tape AGT as she is supposed to be back in Germany for the continued taping of Germany's Next Top Model.

Any behind-the-scenes drama and scheduling conflict did not come from Stern, but from Heidi, as everyone is having a hard time keeping track of her super career as Heidi has a packed schedule. It has nothing to do with Stern spouting some tall tales about AGT producers working around Stern's schedule, Stern has no schedule, however, he does have the pressure of keeping up his botox injections so his face doesn't deflate when taping time comes up, and that is his stress behind the scenes, not with his show. It has all to do with keeping up with Heidi and her globetrotting, not just for pleasure but to keep up with all her real jobs, not just a few hours a week sitting on her ass reading commercials to a bunch of corporate subscribers like a certain radio has-been shock jock we know [yes Howard, I mean you].

Hiring the same judges for Season 10 of AGT ensured no new promo ads had to be shot which saved NBC tons of dough.

Persons who were there live for past tapings of AGT know that most of the judges scenes are taped separate from the performers due to time constraints and some of the acts may not be suitable for family audiences [we know Howard's wig comes with a parental discretion advisory as it might be too frightening for some children, but aside from that, producers try to ensure the acts are pre-screened before taping begins].

Howard is filmed in the dark
on AGT with CGI enhancements
to make his old facelift look
smooth as well as make that rug on his
head look thick and full with
the enhanced auburn highlights.
Notice his giant
Botoxed forehead and heavy
pancake makeup.

We know Howard is horrible at pretending to be reacting to real acts, because his facial expressions are so exaggerated and fake and creepy, he is horrible on television, and most, if not all, his portions have to have multiple takes and edited in later for broadcast.

Sunday Funnies

Isn't it hilarious that Howard Stern thinks his fug ugly psycho wife could ever be a photographer's model? Look at that face in comparison with a real model, actress, and superstar who has had a long career in film and on the covers of countless magazines and was known internationally for her famous Chanel No. 5 perfume ads. Where are Beth's international modeling ads? Well, none have been found on the planet Earth [although I have polled outer space and no member of the Federation has heard of Howard's wife or remembers seeing any modeling photos with her fright face yet everyone was a super fan of Catherine Deneuve].

AGT'S on life support....hope everyone makes it to the taping before the plug is pulled from the wall.