If Wishes Were Kittens

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram on 2-27-15

While Beth has her picture taken in front of that giant stupid wedding photo of herself and Howard at that dumb Le Cirque tourist trap restaurant in NY burying her face in her miserable cat who is fighting to get free from her clutches, the Kardashian family has inked a four-season deal to continue with the E Channel worth up to $100 million dollars. But wait, Beth poses with little kitty cats! Oh gosh, she is such a martyr avoiding fame and fortune that has elluded her anyway.

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram 2/27/15 of her suicidal cat Walter. 
All of Beth's cats are suicidal wondering how they got
caught by an iPhone manic-depressive, rarely vertical, 
woman who lives alone and thinks she's a model.

The E Channel's parent company is Comcast and owns NBC which houses Howard's summer filler TV show "America's Got Talent" (AGT). Looks like their last dollar was spent on retaining Heidi Klum at the judges' table, since a few press reports stated last year that she would not be returning to AGT only to have her sign at the last minute and agree to another year, the 10th season of AGT. Howard Stern can kiss any raises good-bye, as many insiders think he only gets about $10 - $12 million/yr for three years work and it is obvious it is the Kardashians that Comcast is wining and dining to keep them on the E Channel at just about any price right now. 

It has been reported that since the death of Joan Rivers, Kelly Osbourne has not been happy with her new boss Kathy Griffin on the E Channel show, the Fashion Police. Now, Kelly quit the show because of Giuliana Rancic insulting a celeb on the Oscar red carpet, when in reality, it's because Giuliana wants to be the top boss of Fashion Police and is staging a coup while Kelly has her sights set on being the boss of the American Fashion Snipers [oh wait, she's British, Rancic Italian...and, never mind]. Sources have already said that Kelly's contract is up anyway this year. We will see if she ends up on The View. Some secret sources say this is Kelly's replacement on the Fashion Police, but we will have to wait and see what happens.

For all of you feeling sad over the death of Mr. Spock on the original [and only good] Star Trek, here are some funny photos of Beth to cheer you up. Beth looks especially goofy and weird in these photos as she fights with that fucked up face and weird body.

Leonard Nimoy passed away 2/27/15 after an alleged
drug and alcohol problem. He originated the Mr. Spock
 character and went on to portray the character Paris, 
on the spectacular TV show Mission Impossible, 
a franchise that was ruined by Tom Cruise.

The three photos above were taken by Matt Furman for Long Island Pulse magazine but not sure they were all in the publication; they're pretty bad.



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