Singular Liar?

Three fugnuts pose together
as Jenny has a show on Sirius satellite
 and had as guests the creepy serial killer-looking
brother and sister tag team Julianne Hough who
couldn't extort dough out of Ryan Seacrest and
her brother who she procures women for holding
interviews at a local gym according to
Crazy Days and Nights. It looks like Jenny
hired the same wig man as Beth.

In case anyone cares, the "sternist.com" is back online and posting the full Howard Stern satellite daily shows for free of charge on the Internet. So we all get to hear Howard's tall tales about when he thinks he was single, as he talked about on Tuesday's satellite radio show, that he was not sure he was single at one point, or at all.

Too bad since Howard stated he had a chance at two prize sluts [my word, not his]. If you just look at them you had better have a prescription for a ton of penicillin or at least a note from your mommy that it's okay to have first time sex with a couple of pros, Jenny McCarthy, Miss ADD Mentally Deficient and Miss Tranny Jillian Barnaby who has admitted she is on a million doctor prescribed psycho drugs because she's nuts aside from being ugly [oh right, she said she was molested, sorry toots, but I see your husband finally cut and ran once your reality show was toast].

How's that NutriSystem diet of lipo
and photoshop working for you Jilly?

But both girls would love to have had a shot at Stern dough, and why not? Oh wow, Howard was really in demand, but when was all this? Oh the girls didn't care if Stern was single or not [just like the girl who won, Beth O'Nobody who was willing to sign her life away to get her mug on television sans a DUI arrest], but Howard wasn't sure he was single when the two sluts were available; well he wasn't. 

Miss Bethie O'Pariah was moved into an apartment a few blocks from Howard's Manhattan penthouse apartment when he purchased his place in 1998 and started with the routine of living in NY during the week and visiting his basement hideout on Long Island on weekends until wife #1 told him to not bother coming home on weekends just to race through the front door and run to the basement and double bolt the door with his little fishies and foot fetishes and toys and having his companion Ralphie in the basement for a game called "working on the radio show". 

Well, Howard's TITANIC is sinking, fast. It is now used as corporate HQ for Howard and Beth. Beth uses it to house a bunch of cats she fosters in her closet, and when she horns in on TV shows in the city, she dresses in the apartment and hires staff to spackle her face and let out the seams in all her recycled dresses. She also uses it to photograph a bunch of cats before dumping them back into the North Shore Animal League's black hole of oblivion or onto some regular foster families in New Jersey who already have a bunch of Beth's so-called foster cats.

So, Howard could have a party with his unknown pudgy fuggy Bethie who apparently believed she was a model at some point, when all that was ever found were her plus size modeling photos. When was Howard single? How about never. Too bad Miss Nobody could never get a job or get on any TV shows before press releasing that she was living with Howard Stern.

Robin wore this same wig and table
cloth with black pants on TCM
except trading the black shoes
for neutral bone-color pumps. This photo
was taken on May 1, 2014 when Robin
attended the J. Martell Foundation's Women
of Influence event in NY.

In case anyone missed it [like the entire world], Robin Quivers was the guest programmer on Turner Classic Movies (TCM) on Tuesday night, with the long time host Robert Osborne having to pretend he knew who she was and that the Stern show is somewhere within his universe and within his circle of people with actual intelligence and not into toilet humor. 

Robin was her usual self, as she loves the camera and was pontificating about classic movies with a memorized script that was over-produced and overblown and when asked real questions about her past career, she stammered. Robert Osborne tried to make something out of nothing with boring Robin as he wondered how he got stuck with a Stern show stooge. Robin also seemed to dance around her real age, saying something like she was five years old in 1961 when she saw "A Raisin In The Sun" [or was it that first Elvis movie she talked about?], oh well, whatever, fine.

Pretty hilarious Robin selecting "classic" films when everyone knows she loves the black vampire movies with Wesley Snipes. Funny those movies were not on her list for TCM, but then Robin is desperate to be on television and unless I missed it, I found it odd she didn't have a sob story about recovering from her staged cancer being stuck at home with TCM getting her through those long lonely hours of chemo, recovery, and mountains of Chinese food with bagels and french fries. Oh well, gotta check out those vampire movies, aside from Robin's favorite, "The Last Action Hero" [featuring a bunch of Heidi Fleiss girls along with Angie Everhart] starring Arnold the former CA Governor, oh no, suddenly Miss Stupido had to appear like she has a brain underneath that crooked wig.

Speaking of stupid, supposedly Bethie will once again pester "Fox & Friends" Wednesday so Howard can get her little makeup and wigs paid for as a business expense while she spends the day in the big city making Madonna jealous that she married Howard Stern when Madonna missed out on his faux single period between wives.

Beth was on Fox & Friends a few months ago pushing that phony book about her bought and paid for purebred Persian cat Yoda. Beth is showing off those awesome ham legs along with her Barbie wig; so when is Beth's next appointment with the men in the white coats?

Happy Madonna Day as we see the clash of the midget and the mothballed monster as Howard stayed up all night panicking and flustered talking with his "mommy" to calm his nerves as he scrambles to print out Madonna's Wikipedia bio for his awesome satellite radio show that Howard can't give away as millions ignore its free access on the Internet.