Can Madonna Save Sirius as Stern Thanks Leon Black

3-11-15, Howard Stern kissing Madonna's ass hoping
she can save his show from the Sirius chopping block.

Howard and Beth were all excited for their big publicity day on Wednesday as the two aged nerds hopped around their corporate apartment in Manhattan finally able to get their names in print all because of old lady Madonna, whose career has sunk into the bargain basement of mothballed recording artists, yet she found more room at the bottom into the pit of nowhere called the Howard Stern satellite radio show.

Beth got zero sleep as usual hopping around with her puffy face and chalky makeup and greasy wig as she had to stay vertical all night to be camera ready for her big appearance on the streets of NY for her "Fox & Friends" TV show appearance on 3-11-2015, which was the same day as Howard interviewed Madonna on his Sirius satellite radio show. Beth was posing in front of a bus for homeless animals from the charity that pays her a salary, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). 

On Wednesday's show, 3-11-15, we heard how great Howard Stern is and that he saved satellite radio from oblivion. Howard rehashed that story bragging about how Leon Black brought Stern to Sirius when we all thought it was only Martine Rothblatt. Good to know. 

So, are we all friends now? Clear Channel has shows on Sirius? Really?

Howard always starts to brag about how he made Sirius satellite famous when execs threaten to unplug his wig. Howard cries in his pasta and shrimp every night because he knows without a radio show, he would simply disappear. And, it's pretty hilarious that everyone knows that the satellite company XM turned down Stern's demands for a ton of money to come to their company. It was Siriusly, take it or leave it since Stern was being forced off free radio, but who signed Stern with Sirius? 

Martine [pictured in December 2014] was the woman
responsible for bringing Stern to satellite and
quickly ditched the company because it was losing
money. Stern admits Leon Black was also involved.

It was Martine Rothblatt, the man in the dress, along with Leon Black who Howard named his purebred Maine Coon cat after called Leon Bear, that were the ones bringing Howard Stern to Sirius.

Leon Bear was the cat Beth snatched during Hurricane Katrina when NSAL drove around with a truck and stole a bunch of purebred animals to sell as "abandoned", and Beth got first choice from the shipment as she sat on her ass doing nothing but checking to see which cat would be photogenic for her little Hamptons studio.

Howard was really getting in all his plugs when talking about Beth on Fox & Friends, as if the dolt has a career when she was just pushing a bus filled with homeless dogs.

Miss Monster Thighs wearing the
stretch pants on morning television
posing in front of the NSAL bus for
publicity on 3/11/15

Howard thinks satellite radio is so important what with the corporate subscribers and new cars sitting empty yet and he said they have 27 million subscribers. Oh, that's roughly half the population of California, a drop in the bucket compared to Clear Channels 238 million monthly listeners. Subscribers are not ratings, and no one knows who is listening to what show unless a poll and survey is conducted which is an unreliable gauge of reality.

What's the frequency, Howard?
Embarrassingly stupid photo of Howard
Stern from an online article praising
the Stern satellite radio show. 

So what is the gauge for Howard's reality? His paid stooge Marianne Garvey calling into Howard's stale show because Howard pays her to call in for some plugola...hey, Howard had listeners on Wednesday with Madonna crowding in on the Stern couch, a big first for Stern as he poses for publicity photos of his weaved mop dyed black he glues to his head.

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