Old Lady Madonna

For all you active seniors out there, look to your hero, old man Howard Stern, who refused to retire from his moronic phony phone calls and red carpet insults of the stars and kept hammering away at his day job on free radio only to be mothballed with his flabby ass fired. What did he do? Go away and cry in his doctor-ordered medically important meal rations? Nope, he glommed onto the secret society of cross dressing married men and landed squarely on a satellite, now taken over by Monster Malone, a rich buttinsky making dough off of a bunch of satellite radio channels, a pariah in the UK that wants nothing to do with his company that is housed in corporate America where advertising dollars and product sponsors keep satellite afloat.

Yes, Madonna fell flat on her ass and
landed right onto the Howard Stern
radio show. Madonna's agent knew when
it's over, it's over, so go all the
way down, honey, the Stern show means
your career has tanked.

How fitting old lady Madonna has hit a satellite in full force and will be interviewed by King of the Moths hiding in closets making holes in worn out corporate suits, Howard Stern. Wow, how riveting. According to Howard Stern himself on Monday's satellite radio show, he is managing to hobble into the studio on a Wednesday afternoon to tape the interview with Madonna, who is now approaching the grand ol' age of 60 after falling on her lipo ass live on television and splattered across every media outlet when Miss Madonna could not untie her cape fast enough before her dancers grabbed at it and sent her flying. Oh, well, where did she end up? Oh, on the Stern show, how pathetic, but that is the point of satellite radio, it is a bunch of moths circling a flame before being stomped out into oblivion.

Madonna falls on stage at the 2015 Brit Awards.

After Madonna's fall at the Brit Awards, she is not risking any future falls by wearing enormous gravity boots to ensure her feet stick to the Earth and she doesn't topple over on those little osteoporosis short legs of hers while balancing that jug head with the glued on wigs.

Also on Monday's radio show, we heard the food report from Mr. Senior Diet Rations and he was envious of all the real food the two beautiful co-judges [Heidi & Mel B] on "America's Got Talent" (AGT) were feasting on during the taping of the reality show, but nope, Howard had his own special diet for aged closeted men wearing wigged weaves hiding from the public as he has to take out those fake teeth to wash them after each meal. 

Howard stated on Monday's
radio show that he spoke with
his mommy during the taping of
AGT last week; any talking with
mommy was all in his head as he
frequently relies on his mommy
personality to survive and assure
he stays in the 1980's where he
believes he is living.

Yes, Howard admitted to wanting to be left alone to eat alone, and is under some fantasy he is a young boy watching his weight for his big show business career that does not exist. Old man special needs judge has tons of maintenance and upkeep with the wigs, the makeup, the teeth, and he has to get out of that spanx body girdle before he can drink any liquids or he will explode and have to be carted off to a hospital for colon replacement surgery; I mean it's embarrassing, but earning an honest dollar is embarrassing for a jerk who existed on sponsor payola and product placement ads and constant on-air promoting of hotels and restaurants, and has to keep working into his 60's under self-hypnosis [aka meditation] that he is a real star on his way up instead of a payola king getting corporate filler jobs nobody wants.

Photo posted on Beth's
Instagram site 3/9/15; the
photo is about 3 yrs old.

Everyone heard the news that media mogul Sam Simon has passed away due to battling cancer for many years and Bethie didn't miss a beat proving how famous she is by posting a photo on her Instagram site grinning like a moron when she visited the dying mogul in Los Angeles about three years ago trying to get some dough out of the old guy before he bought the farm. Sam was famous for devoting his final days to helping the animal rights group, PETA, with his friend Pam Anderson.

Sam Simon donated one million dollars to help stop seal slaughter [pictured above with Pam Anderson]. How much did Howard and Beth donate to finance Beth's fat dream of her name on a building at the North Shore Animal League? A giant "unknown"; oh what a noble cause, Beth's fat name on a building, wow, stop the presses, oh but wait! It is all to honor the dog she overfed into an early grave; oh that's okay then.

Take that NBC - oh, Howard's network. Well Howard only cares about Howard. He could care less about any animal rights even though his stupid wife is a self-proclaimed animal rights activist, yes, she has the right to wear all the animals she pleases to cover her sagging body to show how rich and famous she is.

Sam Simon joined in the protest of the NBC show "Animal practice" in 2012. It lasted only one season due to PETA protesting the use and abuse of live animals. This made an empty spot in programming to insert that awful show "Whitney" to come back for a second season. Yes, Stern's stooge and hire, Whitney Cummings, in her show "Whitney" which was canceled [in 2013] after two seasons because it was a shitty show featuring another aged hagatha from the Stern stable who blatantly reduces their age while running to a plastic surgeon for face lifts and lipo.