Sideways

Cover up and hide, Howard,
don't let a strong wind carry
away those new curly hair
transplants from a
20 year old donor.

While Bethie was sitting home waiting for a pregnant cat to finally have her kittens so Beth can be photographed with them and fulfill her #purpose of snatching cats and throwing them into a cell in her Hamptons Hellhole, referred to by the neighbors as Stalag Beth, real people are doing real things with their lives instead of sitting around home bound waiting for their botox swelling to subside and their little patchy hair transplants to take root for fear of going outside and having them gone with the wind.

A photo was posted on Beth's Instagram 3/13/15 again naming her new partner, a new phony baloney moron with a made up org name, you know, the one that found another YODA for Beth only to have it die off, some bogus name of "puppykittynycty" as Beth has to be in league with another minion to come up with more kittens to make her famous. She is not getting stuck with any grown cats, as Beth also stated on her Instagram site that the mom to these newborn kittens will be placed in a "sanctuary" [her words, not mine], aka out the back door of NSAL to heaven's gate.

3/13/15, Beth's new photo shoot batch of props, with mom headed to Sanctuary.

ThereisnosanctuaryThereisnosanctuaryThereisnosanctuary

New York, 3/13/15

Heidi Klum launched her lingerie line in NY on Friday, sans Bethie, since I don't think they come in size giant useless moron, so Heidi has no need for a giant over-the-hill plus size model to work the premiere event. Heidi already launched the brand in Australia [kicking out former model Elle MacPherson when the company regrouped and launched Heidi's line of lingerie].

Miami, 3/13/15

Elle showed up in Florida stuck doing some stupid event taken from that movie with Lisa Kudrow [Marci X] with the Power of the Purse event to benefit the Women's Fund which sounds made up, but it's Miami, so whatever. Wonder why Bethie didn't show up with one of her awesome designer knock-offs pretending she is rich and famous.

Fatheaded wife of Stern who is
famous for nothing posted this
photo on Instragram 3/13/15.

Oh, Bethie is jelly of Heidi, so daddy Howard forked over some dough to get Beth in the NY Daily News both in print and online [of course] with her giant stretch pants and we wonder how much it cost Stern to get his wife's photo as the biggest one on the page, oh, maybe $5,000? A one-time small ad can cost $500, but hey, this is big Beth, with a huge photo. Every time the dolt can run out of the house to show up to some D List event, this time it was posing with a bus from the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), it gives Howard an excuse to get her face in print; but it doesn't come for free.

The NY Daily News posted both photos, one cropped for the print edition since Beth is a famous bus model. Oh, Miss Famous posing randomly with a homeless animal. My gosh, this is guaranteed employment for Beth as the world never seems to run out of homeless animals.

How come all this money Howard spends to make Beth famous doesn't go straight to the Beth Fund at NSAL? Well Howard is the Beth Fund, he funds her little existence while Bethie spouts nonsense she is an animal lover when animals are captured victims of her fame quest as she grabs public donations to fund her salary at NSAL while paying her Hamptons House slaves to shut their traps and not sell any stories to the tabs or risk getting their little bags packed for a one way trip to Atlantis.

Kathy Griffin quit Fashion Police before the E Channel could fire her ass for not being funny. Everyone thinks Miss Cancer Drama who is terrified of food because she thinks it will spoil her corpse, will finally get to take over with Missy and Khloe filling in the other spots. We have to wait and watch what happens since we all have to stop insulting celebrities as they need to have their asses kissed all the time as they start believing their own paid employees and paid press items only to have some random comedian bash them on TV sending them into a tailspin, stuffing their faces with mountains of pasta and shrimp with their vodka.

Mrs. Jerry Seinfeld

Oh, and according to CrazyDaysandNights.net, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld had/has [as of May 2014] a fun past time of cheating on his bizarre wife. So who with? 

Tawny Kitaen, that busted up has-been from the 1980's and also with Gwyneth Paltrow, well hey why not? She moved into the Hamptons about 2 years ago, husband takes off, what should a girl do? Sit around? We know the desperately dumped has-been needs publicity and she even consented to an appearance on the Stern radio show last year hoping some aged fans of Stern will think she's hot, since Stern's fan base is 60+ yrs old.

So who had the affair? Jessica or Jerry? Or are they into threesomes? My gosh, that wife is scary; her ex-husband's super rich family [the Nederlanders] claimed she was a golddigger so she should be friends with Bethie but somehow they never connected, what with Beth insanely jealous of any woman with human babies since Beth is a barren pariah that managed to become famous for nothing.