50 Shades of Frump

Beth O'Fully Shaved [according to public statements made by Beth and her husband Howard Stern] loves the S&M bullshit since we are not sure these two specimens can have, ummm, relations, any other way, oh and the shaving right? 

Total fun and games as if these two even see each other anymore aside from appointments in the Big Apple cleaning out the Persian Cat infestation [Beth and her minions keep finding homeless Persian cats when it's all staging] and being the sole rescuers of the abandoned cats that a bunch of mean people refuse to feed and leave them homeless for Bethie to set up a meet and greet for a giant photo shoot at the charity that pays her salary, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) before the animals drop dead or are shoved onto real foster homes in New Jersey. 

Below is an actual photo from Beth's Instagram showing her bizarre sleeping selfie fetish, flat on her back with an animal placed on her body...50 Shades of a Lunatic Facing 50 Years Old.

The New York Daily News, et al, loved "Bitter Moon"
at the time of its release. 

The famous director and fugitive from the U.S. injustice system [oops, did I say that? Not me] Roman Polanski with his 1992 film Bitter Moon that is now available on NetFlix and that no one remembers it was an S&M film featuring his stunning wife and quite fitting, Hugh Grant, who is of dubious sexual orientation and fits quite well into the seedy world of role playing and game playing unable to confront men or women on equal terms. Miss Plain Jane Dakota can have her stupid film 50 Shades of Grey Hairs, the bit's been done a bunch of times before and by much prettier women.

Howard Stern tries to hate Roman Polanski, seen here in
 drag from his film "The Tenant" when in reality, Howard has a
 drag obsession and is envious of Polanski.

Jealous much, Howard? We would like to see Howard score such a prize, and this is after having children, something Beth is still pondering at the bitter age of 45 thinking she is her brain's age of 14. The photo is from a few years ago at the Cannes Film Festival. We would love to see Beth O'Nobody get a chance to appear on the red carpet at Cannes sans having to spend more than a few horizontal nights aboard more than a few yachts of ill repute.

Got Milk, Howard? What? No dairy?
What about that cow you married?
Stuck on the farm? Nope, stuck on the
ocean hoping a sea witch will snatch
her and carry her to Davy Jones' locker.

Did Howard Stern condemn "Bitter Moon" due to its director?  Why is the entire world fed up with Stern? Well, New York and Hollywood, because he is full of bullshit. A fake, a phony, a talentless pariah who managed to scrounge around and find a second career for himself on a crappy reality show on free TV after tons of plastic surgery on his face with a wife sequestered to her posh digs in Hamptonia bothering her personal charity NSAL to build an entire new extension to house cats with her foundation and her name on the building, Bianca's Furry Friends, yet seeking public donations to build it...oh right, Rachael Ray, donating pennies from her shitty dog food company from each bag sold and paid for by whom? Oh, the public, until the amount reaches her press released amount of $500,000. At the rate the food is sold off to animal shelters and retail pet stores where puppy mill dogs are sold, it will seem to take forever before Beth can see her name on a giant building at NSAL unless Stern coughs up the dough.

Will phony Howard stop trashing Miss 50 Shades of Frump
since they will supposedly be Internet buddies with 
Whalerock Industries with their personal Internet channels? 
Yes, Stern is being dumped onto the Internet with no more TV deals
to air his shitty satellite radio show. How can that be?

Terminator Beth points to the
next show slated for cancellation
from network television. 

And what about Stern's paid stooge wife? Oh, the professional pointer Beth already showed us the next show slated for cancellation as old lady Meredith Vieira is hitting the unemployment line very soon with her boring talk show being kicked off television. Beth is a show terminator, with her moron book tour promoting a phony story about a purebred Persian cat who found a way into the mansion of Beth Stern to make her famous and give her a reason to show up on television since the woman is an unknown pariah who married Howard Stern so he could get a job on television and appear to be mentally stable [and squelch the rumors, right? Funny Ryan Seacrest is having no problems remaining single and being a superstar on television aside from being a superstar TV producer].

Not sure which is the cheaper and faker project that Howard Stern
produced, Beth or that Yoda the cat and his bullshit book.

Life is tough when you have to earn an
honest living, right old lady Scotto? Oh, but
she loves Howard & Beth, with Beth being
a frequent pest on her morning TV show.

We love hearing about Miss Mafia whose father worked for the Gambino Crime Family, with her son recently arrested for allegedly stealing designer purses [according to online news articles dated 3/8/15]. Well Beth is in no danger, all her designer stuff are fakes and sold on those same streets of NYC where all those Persian cats are found that Beth has to save [according to her Instagram account; you know, all those pesky Persian cats wandering around the streets of NY and various boroughs].

Mini Monday Mystery

Robin Quivers used to have about 10 holes in that right ear to wear diamond studs plus one enormous heavy earring only in her right ear, with the left ear having what looks like only two or three holes. Who knows what that right ear looks like now since she is covering it up since her recently publicized staged cancer battle.

A bunch of holes with no earrings looks pretty bad. Then Robin disappeared from the public view and re-emerged with a wig and facelift with the right ear covered up with a wig.



On the Howard Stern Channel 9 TV show, Robin wore dozens of earrings in the right ear. You can see now, she completely covers up that right ear. Is it due to plastic surgery on the ear? Or a botched facelift with bumps and scarring? It's a mystery.