Meine Damen und Herren

Heidi Klum posted a photo on her Instagram site from the first day of filming for the judges of America's Got Talent (AGT) season 10 in New Jersey this week, where she never seems to take a bad picture and anyone who accesses her media sites, well, it's no secret the woman is German and of course speaks German and a lot of her fans post comments in German reminding me of a prior judge on AGT, also a superstar in Germany, David Hasselhoff.

Yes, Mein Herr, that is Howard A. Stern with the weirdo girl's mullet hairdo with a side part and curled forward to hide his nips and tucks. He was forced to stop stuffing his face with boatloads of disgusting pasta and shrimp or he wouldn't fit into his jacket his mother bought him in 1965.

So what is this here? A bit of the master race has a a lock on AGT? Hey, I don't care, just an observation that must drive Stern crazy since he would sit stuffing his face at the kitchen table everyday listening to mommy's tales about a relative of a next door neighbor who once heard of a person who had family members whose cousin died in Auschwitz.

Good ol' Dave who Howard Stern ripped off and copied from, who was the star and friend of the co-creator of the hugely popular "Baywatch" with Howard "Mr. Cease & Desist" Stern barely managing to keep "Son of a Beach" on the air before it was canceled and thrown somewhere, supposedly onto the video market but nobody bothered to check, aside from the checks Howard sent to Hasselhoff, et al...all 112,000 of them.

AGT producers replaced fug with fug kicking out Piers and inserting Howard Stern, and replacing Big Dave with little nerdy Howie Mandel, who has an endless contract since his suitcase game show was being canceled. But hey, the table was looking pretty old, so fire old lady Osbourne and bring in judge Mel B and they needed another German rep which was Heidi Klum. Quite the international panel of judges and not one of them from all these countries could track down one modeling photo of Beth O'strosky. But I hear Piers is really good at faking photos, so maybe he can "discover" some awesome European modeling photos of our darling of fairy tales and fairy stories and fairy husbands.

Producers were desperate to hang onto superstar Heidi decorating the judges table with Stern obviously the fug judge, the one that replaced that fat faced fired faker from the British tabloid the Daily Mirror, oh, how appropriate, one faker for another, not one true word comes out of their mouths until they are fired, with that Piers Morgan getting fired yet again, this time off of CNN because of his numerous botched interviews culminating in insulting a transgender guest not once, but twice.

Pretty hilarious for the first time in AGT history, after the dismal debut of Howard A. Loser Who Needed A Second Job To Support His Bearded Wife, they brought in a fourth judge to save the day so it would last until Season 10.

Yes folks, this is an actual
screen cap of the content
someone is posting for
Bethie on her Instagram
site. It was posted
3/5/15 at 7:22 a.m.

Meanwhile, the unknown wife of Howard Stern who is famous for nothing is hiding from photogs because those pesky fluid injections in her falling face are unpredictable so she had the photo [left] whatever it is posted on Instagram showing her and Howard's names. No matter how long you stare at that Beth, the names will never be "Mel and Beth" [as in Gibson]...so suck it up and swallow honey, isn't that your specialty?

Well, what can we expect. Heidi's daddy is better than Bethie's daddy any ol' day, since no one gets to Heidi without going through Gunther, who seems to have a lock on the German modeling industry, much to the dismay of struggling models. 

Seems Heidi can thank her real daddy for her fame
and fortune, not a "sugar" daddy like some
grifters we might know.

Germany's Next Top Model is in its 10th season, and various sites on the Internet claim the show doesn't fulfill promises for the aspiring models, and any "top" models are signed with Gunther, who takes a minimum of 20 percent off the top. Yes, Heidi belongs to daddy, and still does, and no doubt, AGT producers never saw Gunther comin'. Obviously, dad's top client is Heidi, and there is no stopping her, as she gets more and more product endorsements each year, aside from her charity work with the US Red Cross, and supporting education for young girls. Beth? Oh, she's just a dope that daddy couldn't market except to a DJ who needed to appear straight so corporate America would keep his ass employed.