Woman In Red

Any Beth sightings ? Nope? She didn't want to be photographed with Gary Dell A'bate as he was ogling all the young guys at a few recording industry parties in LA this past weekend? My gosh, the guy has no shame along with Howie's boyfriend, that cross eyed former music industry buttinsky Ross Zapin with the fake bronzer wife, Miss Pineapple Express Hooker [allegedly, right? Calm down,] who fancies herself a crappy opera singer.

The Fug Twins in LA attending a few Grammy parties. So where's Howard & Beth? Too busy being famous inside their fatheads as they plot and plan Beth's next big career move while stooge Howard pretends to not care they have to stack the judges table this year to get ratings for AGT.

No sightings yet of the color blind
lasix DJ and his dolt wife who look like
gay pornographers from 1974?

Bethie must have the mean reds since she was shuttled out of town by her hubby hauling ass and ordering clothes for him pretending her crossed eyes can focus on anything but the cash in his wallet, but she's gotta earn her keep as she keeps stuffing things up her nose of unknown origin while she gobbles down the free food at the craft services table then races to the bathroom to, umm, powder her nose again and tries to exit the ladies lounge in the vertical position instead of horizontal as we all remember when she came flying out of the bathroom at Harlow Restaurant in the Hamptons and posting her Emergency Room photo on her Instagram site.

Beth only scored one invite
to the Red Dress Awards in 2010.

Oh, so why was Bethie shuttled out of town? Well, for one thing she works for old man Stern, but another thing is she isn't famous. She's a giant nobody that can't score anymore invitations to society events in New York. 

In 2010, Beth wore a horrible dress that
didn't fit her.  Howard's long time partner Ralph
didn't have time to let out all the seams
but she managed to show off
how ugly her old lady legs are
...and this was five years ago, now they're worse.

The Andies showed  up [Cohen & MacDowall]
to the 2015 Woman's Day
Red Dress Awards in NY.

Celebs were out and about with the headliner Elvis Costello and even a group from "America's Got Talent" (AGT), to attend the Woman's Day Red Dress Awards on February 10, 2015 in NY with Bethie not even scoring an invite. So now she pretends to be famous as she hides from her media sites awaiting the all clear from her employer, Howard Stern, to post some phony photos pretending they are famous and not work drudges.

Yoda Koba was on hand...as were Kassie Means [of Woman's Day magazine], Susan Spencer and "All That" from Seasons 1 and 7 of AGT [they regrouped for Season 7 but lost both times].

Beth couldn't meet the weight limit and, therefore, did not score an invite to the Skinny Girl Cocktails Launch Party on February 10th in NY, with that manwich fug Lampanelli in attendance, pretty funny, with that skinny Billy Joel-looking ex real housewife Beth Bethenny...omg, we are supposed to believe Lisa is not Lucas? Are the purplish-white lips an affect or is she having a heart attack?

Famous Brooke Shields with
her new book out telling everyone her
mother was a drunk, heads
for the big 5-0 in May and in the
meantime, attends a movie
premiere on Feb 9th in NY
happy to have the city
free of Buttinsky Beth Stern.

Yes, New York seems to be celebrating as I cannot keep up with all the events this week as the city is finally free for awhile from the mad pariahs, the Stern Show group, which Beth tries to rise above but she's the biggest wackpacker of them all.

Oh, yes, and last but never least, the Mercedes-Benz NY Fashion Week kicks off today [officially Feb 12-19], with Bethie having been MIA at any fashion weeks anywhere since 2010 since designers found out she is a giant nobody married to a radio DJ who never spends any cash on any designer clothes but races to the nearest basement of a discount store to buy knock-offs and tries to get them configured to her bizarre body proportions.

Happy Wednesday Beth fans as we should count ourselves lucky to get a break from fug face Beth for awhile as she posts photos on Instagram of her former kitten photo props that she ditches onto real foster homes when she's sick of their same faces and wants a fresh batch for her photo shop stuck in the Hamptons.