Flight of the Idiots

Stern showing off his
bizarre short atrophied old man legs
in an AGT publicity photo
as he thinks he
does not look 61 yrs old
and is not airbrushed to hell.

It has finally been announced that Heidi Klum will return to the judges table for the 10th season of America's Got Talent (AGT) so Stern can eat crow and suck it up since Heidi is the one bringing down the house and struggling to bring up the ratings while seated next to the Queen Ratings Killer Howard Stern.

Stern finished up AGT business in LA on Sunday and we are so glad that NBC met Heidi's huge salary demands as this girl is in demand like no other, what with product endorsements with her own line of clothing and with Macy's, in addition to all her TV commitments and her run-away fashion hit, Project Runway.

Now Stern can take a break in Florida and rant and rave wondering how Heidi gets all the press while he and his wife are ignored pariahs as he fights to justify another business tax write-off trip.

On Monday the 9th, Beth appeared at a corporate gig as the Sterns have officially joined the corporate merry-go-round of phony charities, with the gawd awful American Humane Association (AHA) in conjunction with the Hallmark Beth Channel with Howard ensuring his useless wife has a permanent place among the old lady hagathas desperate to keep most of their fortune away from pesky relatives by endorsing bogus charities.

It is widely known the AHA is funded by the Screen Actors Guild, and does nothing but provide a routine seal of approval on any film or TV production that wants to use animals not caring if they live or die, as it is documented by many sites on the Internet the appalling conditions of some animals on movie sets and many not making it past a few scenes before heading to a local renderer to dispose of the animal's remains. 

2/9/15, fat Beth in Florida wearing 5' 1/2" heels and a giant padded support bra latching onto the AHA in yet another quest to be famous since real charities want nothing to do with the slutty wife of a radio DJ who eats fish and crow sitting on a radio for 40 years having to scrounge for money with a second job on television.

Oh and don't forget the AHA also has a seal of approval on factory farming while Beth & Howard think they are above all this only consuming large amounts of sea life as if that's okay in the grand scheme of things while farm animals are housed in sludge and filth crammed in cages, oh, but the AHA says that's okay with the animals piling up on one another before being ripped apart in a slaughter house is fine, the AHA says it is, oh, okay, while Bethie gets to trot on a stage pretending she's famous while Howard Stern keeps funneling tons of dough into the pockets of the rich seahags and their foundations all so Beth can get her face in print and on television. 

Still imagining the horrors of
Stalag Beth in its brain, former
prisoner Petunia was seen
on Beth's Instagram
on 2/11/15. The cat is now
housed with another family
and is in therapy.

In the meantime, superstar nobody Beth continues to have photos posted online of her former shell-shocked captured feral kittens that are now housed at real foster homes since she dumps and runs whenever she has something better to do and Howard has to donate some dough and pander to the rich hags in South Florida desperate to have them accept his wife. Oh, yes, Beth and Howard fit right in with the rich old bags supporting the AHA, with most of their events held at the Trump corporate white elephant the Mar-a-Lago club and resort in Florida, where last year they honored a fellow richy rich scumbag Paris Hilton for being rich and posing with animals while getting one of her dogs eaten by wolves near her home in LA.

In March 2014, the AHA honored Paris Hilton.
Need I say more?  Trash Queen Lois Pope
loves the trash talking Howard
Stern and his mall rat wife Bethie
from Pittsburgh who trolled around NY until
she found a rich fish to leech off of.

Howard is young
and Beth is pretty next
to these moneyed fossil freaks
with nothing to do but avoid
paying taxes as they attended the
Paris Hilton event at Mar-a-Lago
last March.

Howard's always been in bed with the tabloids and with the Popes of Trash Village who practically invented the modern day celebrity tabloid. Hardly a negative word has been said about the King of all D Listers who never made it past a radio dial. Yes, one time it was reported by the Enquirer [via "sources"] that Bethie was angry at being pushed into the background, that Stern was lying to his radio audience that he was single following his public announcement of a separation and eventual divorce from wife #1, oh yes, it was a small item but soon after that tabloid item, Stern admitted he had been dating Beth Ostrosky, yet he was actually already living with her.

Since the E Channel days, Howard has always wanted his celebrity interviews printed in the National Enquirer and now Howard is throwing dough at the AHA and Lois Pope, his old hagatha friend from about 30 years ago. Anything to keep his wifey Bethie in print, as she is an unknown dolt with no life that jumps when Stern says jump, as she sits and stews with all Howard's promises to make her a big star having sunk into the Atlantic ocean. 

Beth pacing around her Hamptons18.5 million dollar mansion wasn't cost effective. Howard had to set her up with a phony charity and feral foster kitten prison for tax relief.

Oh, yes, what happened to Pope's son Paul, they were suing each other over the family fortune with mom stating he squandered his trust fund on useless things like spending one thousand a month on dog walkers. Oh Howard has a lot in common with the Popes, both supposedly being set up in business by mobsters. Yes, the little poor Stern family sitting in a tiny crummy house only to have daddy buy a building with a recording studio in Manhattan until he was finally told to go quietly away and could somehow afford to retire at around 50 yrs old. Oh, right, poor little Howard Stern, the spoiled rich kid whose daddy and his godfather funded his rise to fame but never getting any farther than a radio dial until now as a senior citizen pest in the reality show D List market. 

Oh yes, the Pope's funded their Enquirer dreams on mafia money from Frank Costello, the boss of the Luciano crime family and godfather of Pope Sr., oh, the son Paul said it, it's in his book.

Beth shows her fans she does not fly well as the idiots were on a date night [Beth uses that term all the time and doesn't know it means couples whose marriages are in trouble and the kids are in the way]. Beth looks like shit and Howard apparently drew a portrait of a drunk with thinning hair with a SMALL NOSE since he wishes that's what he looked like. If it's a self portrait we wonder why he didn't draw his saggy face with a weird eye lift and fat nose job. Yes, we get to see what Howard sees with that demented brain of his, as both Howard and Beth practice self hypnosis telling themselves they are young and don't wear a ton of makeup and hair pieces.

What about this profile of Stern? The bag and sag from a botched facelift that he needed to get corrected with multiple surgeries aside from the long hair in his face to cover up the eye lift and fresh weaved hair extensions.

So, will Princess Bethie finally show up at Fashion Week in NY? Or is she banned for life since she steals front row seats and won't leave when asked until security is called? 

We see the ageless Monica Whorinsky managed to show up to an opening event for Fashion week on 2/11/15 with Diana Ross's daughter Tracee performing as a character she created called "Madame Hiver" an alcoholic life coach, oh so funny....hmmm.

Have a happy Thursday Beth fans, and don't hate me because I'm a beautiful yet snarky transgender transvestite lesbian homo from New York. Hate me because of my opinions not me personally...and happy weekend if I don't write anything for awhile...not sure since I also have two personalities housed inside my perfect body.