Flight Plan

Howard Stern was in Los Angeles during the Grammy Awards weekend and during all the parties in 2012 when Whitney Houston was found entering death's door in her hotel room February 11 and Stern griped about the confusion and mass hysteria when Whitney stole his publicity, you see, he was there taping "America's Got Talent" (AGT) when Whitney's body was being carried out of the Beverly Hilton Hotel that housed dozens of celebs that were there for all the Grammy Awards celebrations and telecast with the Sterns holed up supposedly in the same death hotel with the likes of his Stern show stooges, Gary, Robin and Ralph, with Howard's frizzy weave trailer parked in the alley.

Grammy time again, three years later, Howard and Beth are supposedly hiding in Los Angeles where Howard is fighting with AGT producers on exactly how much air time he gets and who exactly will be stealing the attention sitting at the judges table and boosting ratings where Stern has been a dismal failure for the past three years with that scripted reality/game show that has selected a few dolts to win some dough, big deal, it is a giant summer promotion for NBC. That's what they pay the so-called winner of AGT, it's all a part of the massive NBC infomercial payola while pushing Snapple into our faces that will clog your colon faster than Howard's furry friends.

Not so funny is the impending death of Whitney's only daughter around the anniversary of her mother's death, as online reports are saying the girl is brain-dead, not unlike Howard Stern's wife who manages to only stay vertical for two hour windows before she is back on the floor fighting to stay conscious for a selfie-festival before passing out due to various substances, one being the substance of self-hypnosis, aka, meditation, something Howard Stern insists his wifey practice, you see, Howard is all about self help, compassion, aiding and abetting, and, well, I will go no further as we wait to see the fate of Bethie, the barren shell Howard calls a wife, oh yes, you know, like how Kris Kardashian was the wife of Brucie Boy, but at least the aged Kris managed to have a few more kids before turning into a pariah, unlike Beth who is just a barren pariah and seems to have always been barren, at least we think the specimen can reproduce, she just never wanted to for reasons only she can answer. Well you can hardly go on a million dates and end up preggo by each mark, right? The girl is stupid but not that stupid.

Whitney's 4th floor room at the
Beverly Hilton. She arrived February
2nd and checked out feet first on the 11th.

Whitney's dead body was at the Beverly Hilton Hotel where Clive Davis was giving a party. Howard is long time friends with Clive [who is openly gay] and brought Bethie with him to a pre-grammy party in NY in 2003. In fact it was one of the first official photos of Stern with Beth, when he finally stopped pretending and lying to his radio listeners that he was single, following the divorce from the first wife. It was reported years ago Bethie was getting tired of hiding in dark corners and running from photogs as she had been living with Stern for several years already [1998 according to Beth's own interviews that appear online on the HuffPost Live, online interview show]. 

Another cute dating photo of Mary, who wanted to be the second Mrs. Stern, and not just on the big screen [readers of this blog remember Howard escorting Mary Mary to the premiere of "The Ice Storm"]. Howard continues to promote her TV and stage career which at the moment seems nonexistent. 

Reports say that Whitney died of an accidental drowning in her hotel bath tub relating to heart disease and cocaine abuse, so now you know why Bethie says she takes baths in one inch of water, good luck accidentally drowning that moose, aside from that, she'll snatch your head off with those giant choppers before anyone could get near her anyway, so calm down, she ain't entering death's door via a bathtub. 

It seems Whitney's daughter is going out the same way as mom yet this time throwing out the baby with the bath water as the allegedly brain dead young woman is pregnant according to the National Enquirer and many online reports and some are saying she could be kept alive until the child can be delivered leaving the baby's father set to inherit the fortune from the Whitney Houston estate. Yeah, like that'll happen.

They loved the cross
dressing role playing

Sources are reporting to TMZ that Kris Kardashian always knew Brucie was gay and kept him from crossing over in public, just at home when she randomly invited young men to her house to entertain her through all this. 

Funny, it reminds me of Howard's dad when Howard related stories about how he played dress up while trying to grow up in a household with a funny dad wearing a dress for birthday parties and other family fun occasions while Howard was mommy's girl, having spent all his time with her alone watching "My Little Margie" a creepy show about a chunky shemale playing house with dad. Howard's sister had her own life and dates leaving Howard hiding behind couches catching glimpses of sis necking with some hot latino guys. Yes, Howard has said this on his radio show. This is no secret.

Howard's type, seen here with his major crush Deney Terrio. Howard was a super pudge
in the old days filling out those mom jeans. This actually looks like another
Howard Stern here, not like what he morphed into later.

Is Beth preventing Howard from becoming a woman? Who's preventing Beth from becoming a woman? Howard had the full blow dry look in the 1980's when he had a longer version of his mom's hairdo when they appeared together on the David Brenner talk show.

Howard was always a bizarre exhibitionist showing off his girl's underpants he bought at JC Penney, 10 for $10.00.

Howard always wears giant boots with big heels to heighten himself, as you can see he is just above average in height in comparison with a normal sized girl.

We wonder what happened to Bethie's BFF Christa Miller who used to insert herself into the lives of Beth & Howard to plug her gawd awful TV show "Cougar Town" which is in its last season [finally]. Why doesn't Howard hit up Christa's famous aunt and her famous husband, a honcho at NBC and SNL co-founder Dick Ebersol for a super big solo show of his own? Maybe Howard can play a closeted police commissioner in San Francisco who is married to an obnoxious irritant who is constantly pregnant but never has those babies on the show.

McMillan & Wife with Christa Miller's aunt Susan Miller [St. James].

Keep looking for Beth & Howard as we can't wait for Beth's obnoxious selfies to start appearing on the web from some location that she can't disclose because she thinks she's famous and will be mobbed by all her phantom fans.