What Kitten Bowl?

So, has Howard finally tired of that failed model wannbe he married? What? He watched the Super Bowl? Did he expect to see a commercial for his loser NBC summer filler show "America's Got Talent" (AGT)? He never heard of the Hallmark Beth Channel Kitten Bowl? 

On Monday's satellite radio show he seemed to not want to talk about it, only that his sinkhole is wholesome. Yes, Miss Lopsided Implants with the Instagram photo of her on the toilet is wholesome? Well, that was the word he used in describing Beth and her kitten adoption scam so at least part of that Hamptons Hellhole, Stalag Beth, can be used as an animal shelter and get some tax relief from that phony fund that Howard's lawyers set up a few years ago, called Bianca's Furry Friends. 

But, we can expect Howard to talk up the corporate spin about Kitten Bowl II, which was a corporate "twitter" hit, oh, but Howard knows, those are bogus paid followers and tweeters, right? Eat crow, Stern, now your wife's stupid show is only popular on Twitter and Facebook, big deal.

Kitten Bowl tanked but barely beat a fish bowl in ratings
that was shown on Nat Geo Wild channel.

According to Deadline.com, about 1.3 million people actually watched the, what? Six hour? 12 hour?....broadcast, starting well before the actual Super Bowl and Puppy Bowl, yet millions more only tweeted about it. Yes, corporate advertisers using paid bogus Twitter accounts to plug the Hallmark Channel's loser shows and their products for seniors with leaky bladders during the Kitten Bowl broadcast with everyone actually watching the Super Bowl with the Puppy Bowl second in actual real ratings. Kitten Bowl II? Payola corporate bullshit at its best. Oh, just like Howard with his tissues up his dick, right Howard, you're an old fart needing adult diapers, admit it, oh and your wife is a wholesome whore, good PR spin.

Rumorists say that Heidi's
son has developmental problems
that Heidi is ignoring and leaving
it to the nannies to handle.

Still no official word on if Heidi is consenting to coming back to AGT although a press report from last year says she isn't. Yet, Mel B has gotten a massive pay increase for AGT this year from her British Buddy Simon Cowell, with his production company producing a bunch of these reality/game shows, and we know Mel B is super famous in England with the X Factor, and her fame carries across the pond to the U.S.

Poor Howard Stern stuck on a pay service with no ratings fell short of calling Katy Perry "fat" when critiquing her Super Bowl performance on Sunday but said he has seen her thinner, and she didn't look her best, some sort of gibberish, oh right, we know, Katy isn't a supermodel like Beth, but Super Jealous Howard can't take a real celeb, yes, the perfectly formed Katy Perry [who might actually be under forty years old] wowed audiences at the Super Bowl while Beth O'Nobody covered up her fat legs in a giant tranny dress and wowed nobody making a giant ass out of herself at her husband's old fart birthday party last year consisting of a bunch of paid performers and an odd mixture of celebs paid to sit in the audience.

Beth thinks this is a real appearance; showing up for her husband's selfie 

produced birthday show as she covers up and hides her fat thighs as 

Howard has the nerve to call Katie Perry fat in another

desperate bid to get her on his show to "apologize".

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