Joker's Wild

Beth doesn't know
Twitter and Instagram
are free sites for any
dolt to use, not just
Miss Joker Face who
thinks she's famous.

Cheers to Joker Face Beth after being stuck with Stern for over 17 years, she finally has regular work off the foster kitten gimmick, setting up her personal foundation charity scam begging the public for seven million dollars while working the Kitten Bowl fiasco and Hero Dog Awards from that other scumbag charity the American Humane Association masquerading as caring about animals when it simply takes payola from the TV and movie industry to sign off on all the movies featuring use and abuse of animals. Bethie is a big headed bragger now that she finally has regular work since her husband refuses to be pushed off television with that summer filler show America's Got Talent (AGT), with hubby on TV, we get Beth on TV to constantly promote Howard on TV. AGT will be back for its 10th year after struggling with dead and dying ratings after hiring Howard while wifey Bethie hopes that Howard has burned all the bridges to her real past.



Beth always tries to inappropriately sexualize her photos with the foster cats she is claiming to find homes for when all she does is intercept their adoption and dumping onto the same families and foster mills as the cats are processed through a black hole as Howard Stern keeps the conveyor belt moving so his wife can exist in her fantasy world that she is a real model and celebrity.

Beth abuses cats by wedging them in her butt and she thinks she's sexy in a
photo that was posted on her InstaStupid site on 1/30/15.  

The Joker is Wild as Beth was back bothering the Hoda Yoda & Kathie Lee Show on 1/30/15. Nope, Matt Lauer was busy doing a breaking news piece on Justin Beaver, with Matt salivating and didn't have time to interview Howard Stern's wife this time around, so Hoda & Kathie were tagged once again to put up with the insufferable Beth wearing that same dress she wore for her online interview with "HuffPost" Live so the dress must have been nice and stinky judging by the distance Hoda & Kathie kept from Bethie.

The online loser interview with HuffPost Live and Bethie, who keeps wearing the same dresses over and over because Howard Stern can barely afford her little kitten bowl promo tour let alone more designer knock-offs.

Beth on the Kathie Lee and Hoda show 1/30/15.

Super Wig Stern escorting Mary McCormack to the "Ice Storm" movie screening in Cannes 1997, as Mary Mary wanted to be wife #2 but she wanted kids kids and Stern could barely conjure up the three lab creations he has now let alone come up with more. Plus, he really thought he could score a real model instead of a blonde wigged Bugs Bunny that has been chased around the track by greyhounds way too many times.

Gee, Alison Stern didn't score a ticket to the Cannes Film Festival
screening of Private Parts? The Sterns were already
separated and Howard started dating.

It seems Bethie was already dumped back at her Hamptons Hideout in record time on Friday as the Manhattan apartments are being transformed into corporate housing; hey Howard Stern has a cable network to run, what with acquiring the bankrupt Hallmark Channel, which is rapidly turning into the "Make Beth Famous Channel" with the outright lying about the ratings of the Hallmark Channel's first annual Kitten Bowl in 2014, when someone keeps doubling and tripling reality, using bogus "twitter" or "instagram" numbers as actual viewers, when this blogger has already posted two news items that agree the Kitten Bowl got one million viewers, the end, as opposed to the Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl, which got over 13 million viewers.

Beth seems to have been shuttled back to the
Hamptons already since Stern does not
allow her to stay one second more in the city
than necessary, because then it's on his
dime, and not NSAL.

Miss Makeup with the collagen lips trying to close them over her Bugs Bunny overbite actually thinks she is famous with that cat of hers, with the thousands of "Yoda" books sitting gathering cobwebs in book stores across the nation. Beth claims she has commercial deals to market this cat, so we wonder just how and where Stern is coming up with the extra dough to make Beth famous, yet again, using this staged purebred Persian cat that was snagged from a richy neighbor in the Hamptons while Beth claims he was cured of a heart condition that never existed yet providing no story about how a lone purebred Persian ended up at NSAL so Beth could snatch it and market the hell out of it all for her personal gain. 




Have we heard from Heidi "Supermodel" Klum yet? She and that young hot lover can't be bothered as press releases from last year stated she is not returning to AGT, yet we have no official word from Heidi [who is touring with her new clothing line] if she has agreed to another year at the judges table with that smoldering aged radio DJ with the rancid weave, good ol' Howard Stern, who finally got his wife circular stardom on the treadmill of animal charity gigs.

Where is a Stern sighting in Soho? Oh, he's busy covering up his tracks in the snow. We love Hugh Jackman spotted walking his adorable dogs in Soho on 1/30/15 with the new addition to his family, Allegra, to the left of the photo along with his pug dog Dali on the right.

Howard & Beth Stern firmly on the bottom where it's 

bigger so it's gotta be better, right?