If you don't ask specific questions...

...I cannot be responsible for your misinterpretation of the answers. Does Howard Stern wear a wig or toupee? Not anymore because now there are more modern methods of hair replacement with the transplants and weaves, glued-on extensions, etc.

Howard Stern wore a hat in 2011 because why? The moron had to cover up and hide his new hair transplants. He also has to fill in his patchy head with glued-on hair extensions. They eventually grow out and can be cut off with replacement pieces added at any time. 

Beth wears a headband
or a hat when she needs
to freshen up those
hair extensions.

Princess Beth just lies about her head of non-hair. The male-ificient specimen has never had any hair and it barely grew past her shoulders. Suddenly she has thick long hair due to obvious hair extensions glued to her head. They can never be taken out because it causes further hair loss. The glue can be dissolved with replacement pieces added.

Howard and Beth lie to your face then race home and laugh about it, oh, it's all bullshit and they know it, so big deal, it keeps the boring nobodies in the press and talked about, since they do absolutely nothing but sit around on a fixed income in a few of the tax write-off rooms in their homes, the rest of the house shut off and shut down since it's on their dime. Howard taps at his computer keyboard at his little ritzy apartment burroughed in NY writing articles about himself spouting some resume with cobwebs on it as if staying with a radio show for 40 years is something to be proud of instead of pitied.

Beth had thin flat hair, with dried broken ends that barely grew past her man shoulders.

Beth's thinning hair and balding in front is shown in the photo, right. In Cabo in 2013 you can see the weaving into the scalp lifting the hair upward as pieces were woven into her existing thinning hair.

Howard and Beth would never sell anyone any shitty products to the public, right? Only books, calendars, videos and Howard pushing phony photos of Beth into our faces as if anyone on this planet or any other planet believes Beth was ever a legitimate model.



I do not count being a fat coat model as "modeling" work, as nobody would consider that anything to brag about and it would never support anyone who doesn't live at home with their parents, say a person who was a college drop-out then lied to all her friends by saying she was off to Europe when all she was off to was a modeling job for a fat cotton coat company in Jersey.




Nothing has changed for Beth or Howard. They are still pushing their shitty products onto the public stuck in some sinkhole scrounging for publicity with hats scrunched down on their heads terrified of bright lights.

Beth needs to hack off those dead hair extensions and sport a short style like the fresh faced Jane Lynch, seen on 2/7/15 at the 67th Annual Directors Guild of America Awards in LA.

Oh, but wait, then Bethie couldn't dance in front of her cell phone with the super long ponytail attachment and pretend she is not a menopausal moron, right?

Beth's huge glued-on hair extensions attached to the top of her head looks like a blonde motorcycle helmet

Beth is a self proclaimed
animal advocate. She
wears them as often as possible.

Everyone is sick of Howard and Beth pushing their phony charity gimmicks in everyone's faces and have been off the invitation list for many events in the Hamptons, New York, Los Angeles and Florida. Maybe they should try Chicago when Beth was the star of the ferret festival for that defunct cable show for Nat Geo Wild called Spoiled Rotten Pets, when it lasted about six episodes because all that was spoiled and rotten was Beth.

Does Beth have the biggest mouth of all time? Well, yes. My gosh, Howard loves the big giant mouths and monster teeth, right? He must have been orgasmic every time his mommy took him to see Carol Channing on Broadway, although her mouth looks small in comparison to monster Beth.







Everyone has Heard she married Depp and he was seen sporting his own diamond engagement ring that he bought for his now-wife, since she threw it back in his face and got herself a bigger ring. We can't wait to see what the secret cross dresser groom and the not so secret bisexual bride produce in about six months [no, I am not talking about a movie but something weighing 6 lbs 8 ounces].

Beth learned to point from cosmetic ads in Greece where she claimed to be a model.