Bird Brain

Supposedly the Sterns are headed to their Florida surgery center this week yet other moles are saying they are headed to Los Angeles so Howard can start taping America's Got Talent (AGT) since most of Howard's portions have to be pre-taped and inserted into the broadcast later since he is a rank amateur on television and doesn't understand the medium and stares blankly into the camera while having to rely on a script.  

As usual the same group of
homes get stuck with Beth's
foster rejects as she takes
off on vacation.

We know Miss Bird Brain is ready for her break from badgering people for money for the Beth Fund and to let her on their TV shows [hey, she's got that client list in the vault from 20 years ago, right?] and dumps her phony foster cats onto the same foster homes again and again as was posted on her Instagram site 2/8/15 and as documented on her Facebook site for her foundation set up to make her famous.

Photo posted on Beth's Facebook
showing her bloated face from god
knows what IVF treatments as she
attempts to produce
something other than e-waste.

Normally, Bethie, the useless spokesperson for NSAL dumps her latest round of photo prop kittens onto real foster homes then skates off on some sort of vacation, from what, we have no idea as she will continue to snap away at her fug face pretending she is famous while her hubby is desperate to bother people to let him on television prior to his standard D list boring summer filler scripted reality show, AGT, where producers keep filling the judges table with anyone they think will bring in ratings since the dismal showing of Howard's wig which has failed to boost ratings but has caused a mudslide into the ocean of summer shows that rise above the sludge that is Howard Stern.

Bethie needs a vacation after filming her two second segments for the Hallmark Beth Channel's Kitten Bowl where they spared no expense by filming in a parking lot with a phony background.

The Grammy Awards were held in LA on Sunday and we wonder what Kelly Osbourne was thinking with her outfit.

Miss Fashion Police needs a citizen's arrest for this getup as she tries to hide her lap band failure and needs to stop with that tired hair color that seems to be masking a health condition.

Beautiful Taylor Swift was at the Grammys and of course as we all remember when the Sterns were massively ignored and looked like Taylor's old hag disgruntled parents when Taylor and her celebrity friends stole the spotlight at a Knicks game a few months ago.

Old Lady Madonna needs to hang up her support hose as she looked foolish unable to grasp the idea that she's old and pathetic at this point.

The bag and sag Grammy goes to Madonna who needs to schedule an appointment at Howard's Florida surgery center as she shows off those jowls along with the old lady baggy breasts she tries to hoist up with a girdle as she appeared to have gained some weight on that steroid looking body.

Rihanna looks like she is pregnant by a small village as we don't know what she was thinking as she makes an appearance at the Grammys.

Kristin Scott Thomas was at the BAFTA Awards also televised on Sunday, and in case anyone missed it, Miss Under The Cherry Moon is now a Dame. Yes, she tries to pretend she never did a Prince film as she was a presenter at the awards ceremony. You  know, the British Academy Awards where America just about copies all their award winners every year to save time and not bother with counting votes and all that stuff to determine the winners of our Academy Awards.

Will Howard's hat make another appearance this year? It was worn in 2011 and was seen on-demand in 2013, as Howard wore it during a Hamptons charity event to cover up and hide his new hair plugs as Bethie held down her wig with a fashionable head band in case an unexpected whirlwind hit her in the head. It was a charity set up by Howard's buddy and trainer Pat Manocchia, the out of shape gym owner and exercise hound with a saggy horrible body.

Remember Pat got excited when Julia Roberts let him escort her to a movie premiere in LA in 1996 like he had a chance with her, but he was a gopher for the rich and famous until they found out he was Stern's friend. Reportedly JFK Jr. set him up in his first gym in NY to pay Pat to stop bothering him and his mom Jackie OH, who he did errands for since Pat stated he went to college with John. And, yes, Beth pathetically copies the famous Jackie O by calling herself Beth O and Jackie should sue from the grave.