Script and Repeat

Someone [Howard] scripts something for Beth O'Nobody and she repeats and repeats it until everyone around her wants to jump off a cliff. This "#mypurpose" mantra she keeps typing over and over again on her social media sites is just proving Miss Bethie's brain has gone for coffee and is never returning, see, Beth doesn't drink coffee, that's one of the Stern rules, so her brain can't take it anymore.

Howard has a sick "controlling"
fantasy and is telling his little
girl [wife] what to do. Little girls hold
kitty cats, little girls don't pose
nude, little girls can't have babies,
little girls wear cute denim
outfits; grown women deal with
kids, finances, jobs, they don't sit around with
kitties crying themselves to
sleep alone in their little
beds because they can't keep
all the little kitty cats! No wonder nobody can
stand Howard or Beth
at this point while Howard thinks
everyone is jealous of their love [true story].

Miss Parrot, Miss Rain Man, Miss Repeat, Miss Out Of Options, Miss Out Of Pigeon Suckers Who Will Hire Her For A TV Show. The problem with Howard and Beth is they were both old people when they met. Beth was an old maid hagatha living with a bunch of girls in NY and Howard a divorced old fart loser. This little girl Cat Town stuff playing with cats all day is sickening, since the woman is menopausal and on the slow climb to the big 5-0. She tortures those foster ferals by housing them inside her giant closet and photographs them walking tough terrain through her giant man sized shoes with monster heels they have to navigate, whether the closet is in cat town in Manhattan or at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons.

Howard only visits the Hamptons [Stalag Beth] over the weekends, normally Thursday - Saturday night, with Sundays left to dump off some cats as Howard's limo takes him back to the big city...oh, the tireless charity worker, Mr. Limo, wow. Yes, if he has time, he visits what Howard's friends call "the psycho ward" [behind his back of course], where a bunch of captured ferals are delayed from adoption through a processing center, which is Beth's iPhone studio, to see if they are good enough to be in photographs with Beth to post on her Instagram site. Beth is busy playing with kitties while pocketing hundreds of thousands of dollars of "donations" from the public to build a phantom addition at the charity that pays her a salary, the North Shore Animal League.

One of the last photos of Beth's bulldog
Bianca. The dog could hardly walk it was so
obsese and had to wear a heart monitor vest.
This photo was taken at Beth's vet's office
shortly before the dog's death and
Beth is inappropriately grinning
like an insane child...OH gotta have that
last photoshoot!

Beth loves to document on her media sites how she lets her animals eat constantly all day long, and suddenly they are fat, all to the amazement of Beth, their owner, OH look, she says, they're fat!! HA!!! What can we expect from little girl Bethie? Oh, only that her bulldog Bianca died of obesity and how this woman continues to be allowed around animals, unsupervised, is a mystery that won't be solved anytime soon, since Howard Stern promotes this little girl act while pretending they are a real married couple which is just bizarre at this point.

Beth is amazed her cats are fat:

Waiting for their next activity Beth? It's 4:30 in the morning, why aren't you in bed? All little girls should be in bed, oh right, many little kids get up very early to watch cartoons!  

Oh, gee, add Yoda to the list of Beth's chubby cats. So, who's fault is this Beth? Or is this just hilarious, like you always poke fun at your fat animals.

Howard & Beth Stern have publicly claimed Yoda the cat had heart problems, and was miraculously cured because his purpose in life was to swat the feral faux foster kittens off the top shelf of his cat tree. So, Miss Cat Expert wisely is letting Yoda get fat. Yes, Beth, the heart problem story was just a fun lie, right? To sell books, right? It doesn't matter you are letting Yoda pack on the pounds, right?