Color Blind

Oh, yes, blind to the fact there are constant paid companions, ones that go by various names, like, oh for example, interior decorator, fashion consultant, hair stylist, personal assistant, makeup artist, gigolo, beard....to just name a few.

Howard Stern has said he is color blind and that is the reason he needed a fashion consultant, a dresser, in the form of a much younger man with rotting teeth due to the jerk's fear of the dentist, and he and Howard have been inseparable for, oh, around 36 years. 

I mean how disturbing is it to see a man with bizarre bleached hair following after the giant King celeb jerk-off when it just screams personal paid companion since Stern prefers the company of men, especially since he needs to indulge his adolescent urges and peep at grown women via adult magazines or bargain basement porno movies imagining he is a woman while his little boyfriend plays with plastic action figures. 

The most honest man in the world cannot admit he was going bald.

Howard wore heavy wigs until he started with the hair transplant and weave system following his E Channel show being kicked off the air and replaced  by the highly rated "Girls Next Door" about the girls living at the Playboy Mansion. 

Beth got two stock images
of pink roses from the
color blind Stern
and had them posted
on her Instagram site
on 2/14/15 and  2/16/15
saying they were
painted by Howard.

Just how does a color blind radio DJ suddenly become a photographer and painter? Pink roses? Not flaming red? Washed out wonder bra Beth now has washed out faded water color roses for Valentine's Day instead of real gifts, but I guess chocolates are out of the question judging by her enormous ass and flabby thighs.

Photo below was posted on Instagram 2/15/15. Beth has to be photographed from 30 feet above her melon head to skew her body to look thin, plus she is posed in front of a dark wood door which is totally bizarre but that is the only way Howard can photoshop her body to cut it down making it look slim in the photo when she is a wide load. She has to keep her head down to hide the crossed eyes which get worse with air travel. 

Is Beth jelly of her gay friend from PA, Carson Kressley? Oh yes, he already did the American Humane Assocation /Hallmark Channel Hero Dog Awards, and now he is one of the new permanent judges on RuPaul's Drag Race. Lucky Carson, latching onto Ru with the runaway ratings hit with his show getting over one million followers on Facebook while Bethie fights to pay some unknown cat clubs to follow her on Twitter and Instagram and they have no clue who Beth is.

Yes, that's Ross Mathews on the left, who is also a new permanent judge on RuPaul's Drag Race this season. Didn't Jay Leno give him his big break on the Tonight Show, being a regular cast member? Wow, who did Stern ever launch into stardom? How about no one? 

Guest judges for Season 7 of Drag Race are expected to be [among others] Kathy Griffin, Mel B and Rebecca Romijn.

Nobody wants these two drags in a prime time, prime season show?

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth; you won't like what you see.