Back to the Grind

As the Sterns are back in their private nests, we know Beth just had to have one photo posted from her Florida Spa & Surgery Center [any faux baby scares Bethie? What, would this be, number 4 by now?] to show she has no friends. 

Yes, it was a fun tranny day with the DBA clients Beth & Whitney Cummings who both look quite close especially since the entire world thinks Howard's agent runs a transgender transvestite tranny camp for unknown actors and comics who are on the pariah list.

And exactly what do the Sterns do for anybody but themselves? Oh, ummm, nothing. Where was Beth on Saturday? Oh right, tranny camp in her Florida Billionaires Row corporate housing while supermodel and superstar and professional girlfriend Naomi Campbell held her own show at NY's Fashion Week on 2/14/15. Naomi has a bunch of causes aside from expanding her diamond engagement ring collection and recently has set up her own charity to help raise funds for various causes that she thinks she can help with by modeling a bunch of clothes. Her latest cause is raising money for the Ebola survival fund while Howard Stern continues to try and raise money to fund his failed career.


Kelly Osbourne is getting to be a plus size tiresome fixture at fashion week modeling her failed lap band surgery and walking for Naomi Campbell wearing some costume. Just when the Fashion Police will arrest her is a mystery worth solving.

Justin Bieber was there too wishing he was a girl as he helps out Naomi and her cause to stop Ebola and help survivors do something, nobody really knows what her charity is about but she gets some press out of it.

Looks like the creep finally got some
work done on that face. So, is he
 still dating that guy who
Ushered him into show business? 

Justin Bieber was backstage with Naomi during her show at Fashion Week on Saturday.

Oh, yes and Bethie, missing out on all this fashion week fun, and her being the famously unknown model existing only after Howard Stern finally admitted he could get no real model and Beth finally agreeing to all terms of the wife agreement having resulted in a big nothing but latching onto a bogus charity to make people think she's a nice person instead of a dolt who believed Howard Stern could make her a star. How funny is that?

Everyone is aware of the drama that is playing out in the press, called Beth's Future, in the storyline of poor pitiful Susan Schneider Williams, who is fighting the pre-nup and wants to raid all the Williams' kid's Trust Funds, at least the two remaining younger Williams, as the older one has already gotten his reward for being the son of a scattered comic turned dramatic actor who reportedly was suffering hallucinations and speaking with little creatures and monsters existing only inside his head. Yes, then the watch collection hiding all his expensive watches inside his wool socks so the little people would not carry them away and Williams would never see them again.

The sad last days of a comic genius who carried on conversations with himself, ending up in one of Susan's kid's rooms in the front of the house in their Tiburon home where not one neighbor was aware of the horrific drama unfolding behind windows that were blocked and covered completely so no light could escape and no one could see any light or shadows behind the completely barricaded windows and not one neighbor snapped a picture of any body being removed from the home even though it was supposedly around noontime [Pacific time] in a community of retirees sitting around staring at their small boats docked to their expensive homes. Oh right...you know Susan had kids of her own that she failed to gain custody of but they would have supervised visits with mom since she married Williams. 


The National Enquirer uncovered some divorce documents where Susan was supposedly involved in a New Age cult that channeled dead people, one wonders why Susan hasn't consulted Robin in the afterlife to ask where those damn watches are he squirreled away and if in fact he did give them away to a real person or imaginary monsters. And, just what did Williams mean by the terms of their contract that she get the Tiburon home yet the kids get the contents, I mean the kids stopped her newspaper delivery without her knowledge...come on, guys, what was in that pre-nup? Beth had better be sweatin' bullets over the horror that is Susan's life right now.

Williams had expensive collections of toys and figures, and graphic novels as well as a bunch of other stuff. A medium who is in the witness protection program states that Williams is satisfied with his decision and the medium wanted everyone to know it is perfectly acceptable to vacate a body that is failing [in Williams case he was dealing with several physical and mental issues the least among them was his last wife]. Dana Carvey has stated he is in communication with Williams and everything is fine....okay...ask him where those watches are and if Susan gets the Tiburon home or the Napa home or if she should stay home and barricade herself inside hiding from the Trust Fund Babies.

Poor Susan, people calling her a gold digger but hey, never give up, your ship might come in. I mean, look how long it took Bethie O'Nobody to score big, it took her about 30 years to finally move in with her richest client, I mean, boyfriend and another 12 years for the jerk to marry her. My gosh there is a lesson in there somewhere.

Gosh, Beth, we hope no one gets that Iron Man helmet Howard has in his awesome collection of useless crap nobody wants.