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| Bluebell is with Beth alone at the corporate Manhattan apartment since hubby has taken up residence in a nearby village as Bluebell is packaged and heading back to the NSAL black hole to find a home for the cat. |
Beth is having a major menopausal meltdown and is projecting her stressed out state onto her foster cat that she needs to dump, STAT as Beth cannot handle being in a house full of cats, as she has a major overreaction on Instagram responding to her corporate paid followers confirming she has no life and nothing to do but obsess about getting her face on the Internet as she continues to get zero work as she tries to unload her latest phony foster kitten prop and is panicking.
Nope, no room for Bluebell at Stalag Beth, her 112 room mansion in the Hamptons.
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| 2015 Kitten Bowl which actually starting filming in February 2014; notice Beth wearing the same outfit. |
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| February 2014 Westminster Dog Show; Beth was a no-show this year as it seems ET wanted nothing to do with this useless obnoxious nobody. |
Time to get real here, forget the gawd awful Fashion Police, it was comatose with Joan Rivers on the operating table and never regained consciousness. Howard and Beth could use some professional help, call in the Fashion Queens, as it enters its third season on Bravo.
Maybe Beth could use this link on the Fashion Queens website. She might finally get some work since she seems to be officially out of options with all doors shutting on her spinning erratic behavior that is obvious now to everyone.
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| Apply now Beth! Get into modeling or acting! |
So, Beth missed out completely on Fashion Week, what, again? It's been about five years since the pariah crashed any of the shows and according to the New York Post, Page Six, it's because she's an old fart. Only the young hot modern set need apply for the front row as designers scramble for the dollars that are pouring out of young pocketbooks as they try and push the 40-somethings off the end of the bench.
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| Beth's old friend Kelly Rutherford [in red] managed to squish into the front row at the J. Mendel fashion show on 2/19/15. We wonder how she could afford a front row seat since we don't know where her money is coming from after her big divorce yet Crazy Days & Nights dot net stated she times her boyfriends with a stopwatch during sex, so I guess her prices are a bit high but it keeps her in designer heels and mini dresses. |
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| Caroline Vreeland, whose great great grandmother discovered Lauren Bacall as a model, which launched her into stardom. |
Diana Vreeland's great great granddaughter Caroline attended the J. Mendel fashion show on February 19, 2015. Diana was responsible for the stellar issues of Vogue magazine from about 1962 - 1971 bringing various celebs to the cover for the first time. She also was the one that spotted Cher as something more than a pop singer but a fashion and style icon.
But what about Beth? Who discovered her? Oh, she was just a whore who scored with a radio DJ who got her on the cover of a shitty defunct lingerie magazine for kids who can't get Playboy. [Whore is an opinion not a statement of fact since I have not personally viewed her client list, her pink paisley planner, or her receipts or the cash she received for sundries, like coke - oh please, you know I mean the soda].
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| Gorgeous Cher was model perfect in many issues of Vogue and on several covers thanks to the genius of Diana Vreeland. |
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| Beth expected a lot more when Stern signed with Sirius. All she got was the back end of a book deal about a phony foster cat. Wow, Beth, keep reaching for those stars, you're unstoppable. |
We can thank Howard Stern for discovering this monstrous nothing, who has resorted to snatching kittens and sticking her face in the photos to pretend she is somehow famous for marrying an old fart DJ who can barely tread water as he keeps buying real estate to stash his hard earned money from reading commercials for about 12 hours a week.
Finally Friday Mystery
Why in 2005 did Beth look flat chested but by 2014 her implants were saggy with the edges showing? It's a mystery.
Oh, so Bethie finally got a true feral cat in Bluebell. I knew she wouldn't be able to handle it. It takes work to deal with these types of cats, not just taking photos of them and shoving them on cat trees. Hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you name a cat Blue Bell? That's the second time I've seen a cat named that. Don't you just KNOW everyone is gonna call it blue balls?
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