You Must Love Me

We love Bethie on that endless treadmill of recycled selfie promotion and wearing those same stale Summer in the Hamptons dresses and is married to that bogus charity the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), a rich person's dumping ground for all their pesky strays and unwanted litters.  

Beth is working hard to make sure nothing goes down the drain permanently to clog the waterways as she dredges up old stuff and is back on her little pitiful press tour of nothing, promoting a TV show featuring a bunch of kittens forced to play with cat toys on an endless video loop, which is called the Hallmark Channel's Kitten Bowl, or torture garden where feral cats have to work to earn freedom from the clutches of Bethie and the black hole of NSAL. 

Old man Stern is desperate to distance himself from The Great Tyrant literally and figuratively leaving the bopping woman to her own devices as Beth has to be camera ready this entire week and has to keep slapping on more pancake as she gets one shot at fame every nine months or so [we keep waiting for that baby news, I guess waiting 17 years is a bit much, the kid could've been on its way to special ed college by now and using its head as a deflated football].

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram 1/29/15 [right] as she hosts some morning show no one has heard of called "Morning Joe" with the facelifted Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough. Beth is a double-wide next to Miss 60 year old with a facelift who's richy rich and bought herself a nice morning job. Yes, Comrades in Arms stick together.

Bethie posted this cross-eyed photo from her Manhattan corporate HQ apartment on 1/29/15 as she tries to keep that makeup on her face for eight days in a row as she continues her selfie promotional tour for that recycled shitty Kitten Bowl, to air on a continuous monotonous loop on Super Bowl Sunday and Howard Stern will lie about its ratings for a second year in a row.

And the lies keep coming from the Stern camp as everywhere on the Internet we read that Beth and Howard met in 2000 at a posh exclusive dinner party at Mercer Kitchen in NY, when I think I need to remind everyone that Beth herself has said last year that she has been with Howard since 1998. Howard moved out on his wife Alison that same year having split once his "Private Parts" was a wrap.

Beth had a repeat performance on HuffPost Live on 1/29/15 and looked equally stupid as she continues to ferret out and tag the same group of pigeons each year to plug the useless TV special the Hallmark Channel's Kitten Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday.

Beth, the pigeon toed
supermodel.

Some sources have opined that Howard & Beth really met at the now-defunct, original strip club "Scores" in Manhattan while Beth was working for Lonnie Hanover in the PR Department. Lonnie Hanover was in charge of publicity and promotions for Scores strip club and was a close friend of Howard's [the club was shut down due to alleged tax evasion, mafia connections, crime, graft, corruption, prostitution, and bad decorating - oh, but who got the photos of Beth? Ask Howard, that is, before the place was torched, literally, I kid you not]. 

Howard Stern worked behind the scenes to clean up Beth's image and sell her to the public as a real model and actress before he announced they were living together. 

Back to the present, folks. Will the Horse beat the Fish Bowl this Sunday? We know she has no chance against the puppies on Animal Planet but we have to wait for the official press releases and ignore the Howard Stern fairy tale machine.

Dear Faithful Blog Readers

Please stop asking me who I am. I am just like you, a Beth fan and exist on fresh air, love, and harmony with all living creatures, great and small. I appreciate all readers and fans of this blog. I have said it and will say it again, I might ditch this and never say good-bye. Please don't cry for me Argentina, I have always loved you even though you were commies and Juan Peron allegedly moved an underaged person into his castle the second his wife died. 

An Angel does not make love, an Angel is love. I am only about love aside from being Howard & Beth's worst nightmare. Dream on, until all of your dreams come true.

My name isn't Pretty-Pretty, it's Barbarella.