Shadow of a Doubt

Everywhere across the Internet you can find old rumors that Beth allegedly dated Asian businessmen with her Chinese gal pal who just happened to be living in a penthouse apartment across the hall from Howard's penthouse. Well, that part's true, that Beth's Asian girlfriend just happened to be a friend of Howard's and a relationship expert, a matchmaker.

Howard's first wife dumped his ass once his Private Parts dropped like a lead balloon and Howard made plans to move out of their home on Long Island to live in an apartment in Manhattan, a purchase the wife initially knew nothing about. Howard eventually only came home on weekends wherein his wife told him not to bother. Poor pitiful midlife crisis Howard was hoping to come up with a new persona as Hollywood Howie dating young hot models only to end up with chunky Bethie Nobody. 

Howard is doing this same covert maneuver moving out of the Manhattan apartment leaving it all to Bethie and living in new digs in the NY area. The purchase of the apartment below his was originally supposed to be for Beth and Howard hoped to avoid a marriage and just have a contractual agreement to pretend he is a wild and crazy guy that can't be tied down in another marriage. Ha ha ha. Howard is suffering from an identity crisis transforming his radio show into a solo effort to schmooze and flirt and pander to the media moguls as well as the gay/lesbian community in movies and on Broadway. Howard thinks having a wife somehow protects him from being thought of in the public eye as gay because he never could face that. He has to show up the first wife and pretend he bagged a model instead of a model that needs a bag over her head.

Bethie has publicly stated that Howard's private parts are fine and satisfy her yet the stereotypical reference cannot be ignored about Asian men and their private parts. Not to mention Beth's BFF was the relationship expert who also worked for The Today Show with the creepy honcho Matt Lauer and has since gone off to do her own varied and dubious weird business ventures after abandoning such enterprises as the appropriately named "Claudia's Closet".

Former Howard Stern neighbor Claudia Chan pictured with BO, are Hamptons fixtures.

Let's not forget the bizarre appearance of Scott Stapp on the long ago defunct cable TV show "Casino Cinema", with Scott being drunk or high on camera and said to Beth that he makes more money than Howard, and asked if her old boyfriends were bitter. The serial cheater Beth [as she blatantly revealed on a recent Stern satellite radio show] claimed that they are all still friends and it's all good with them. So why would they all still be friends and everything is fine when Beth now stated on Stern's radio show that she cheated on all of them? Isn't that a bizarre conflict? Now Stapp is a raving lunatic, publicly claiming killers are on his trail after his wife filed for divorce and one wonders if he doesn't know the true dating history of Beth O and that one hundred and twelve henchmen are following him to his doom. 

Heidi's "Hookers and Pimps"
Halloween bash in 2000
with Prince Andrew.

We all wonder how, when and why Heidi Klum was ever selected to be a judge on "America's Got Talent" yet we know her annual Halloween bash is a long time must-see event, and we now know what the attraction was, I mean, it's a mandatory yearly event, one that Howard Stern refuses to talk about and refuses to attend. Simon Cowell saw a virtual cash cow with this little heifer to boost AGT ratings.

As the Daily Mail UK is reporting that in 2000 Heidi Klum scored big getting Prince Andrew at her party and we all know his history with dating Angie Everhart and they have been friends for many years. Howard claimed to have dated the pro when insiders alleged that it was a pay-per-lie relationship. The Daily Mail is saying that the alleged madame Ghislaine Maxwell was there procuring underage girls for billionaire Jeffrey Epstein and supposedly included Prince Andrew in the unsavory activities along with Angie Everhart who was not under legal age at the time of her allegedly being on Epstein's call list.


We wonder who actually facilitated the meeting of the over-aged Beth O [an obnoxious rip off of the famous Jackie-O name] with the dateless and desperate Howard Stern. Howard announced he was dating Beth Ostrosky in 2000 after having to admit defeat that he obviously could never afford any real model especially one that actually had a functioning uterus and was under 30 years old. 

Okay, everyone regroup and take a break by gazing upon this beauty for a moment before we get back to Beth O and her mysterious private parts history.