Mothball Prophecies

It seems Miss Oprah Winfrey has ditched mothballed satellite radio for bigger honors and bigger pursuits in her long and varied career spanning movies, television, radio, you name it, and is the recipient of the American Film Institute's Year of Excellence award in Beverly Hills, CA, while Howard & Robin continue to hobble into the stale satellite offices each January to sign their little cursory documents to stay on the air at Mothball HQ in New York.

Oprah was one of the producers of "Selma" as well as acting in the film. The choices of who will receive the AFI Award of Excellence each year are made by juries consisting of AFI trustees, scholars, film and television artists and critics. Howard Stern wanted a jury hearing but the judge herself ruled against him and barred any avenues for appeal.

Oprah is getting to be a fixture at award shows each year and is taking a more active role in film production, and we suspect anything to do with mothballed satellite radio will be minimal if anything as she is rich enough to pursue her own interests now and no longer needs to rely upon bread & butter wages a la Howard Stern, who is terrified to quit satellite radio since it would mean the cancellation of his TV deal with NBC and the cancellation of his red carpet wife who can barely stay vertical for more than two hours at a time; it would also mean the cancellation of the Cabo fag fest for five days in December per Howard's little corporate payola contract.

These Botoxed Babes will never see
girlhood again and could be everyone's
mother in the HBO show "Girls" with that
obnoxious spinner of fairytales Lena Dunham.

Meanwhile the tired old wife Beth O'Nobody is safely mothballed in the Hamptons with this kitten charity gimmick as well as using the recently mothballed Manhattan digs to photograph a few kittens that are transported back and forth to the "North Shore Animal League" and is used primarily as Beth's giant closet and HQ for red carpet events wherein Beth's self-proclaimed "girl town" is now "Barren Beth Town" that she shares with friends who can still stand to be around the loser and are as barren in the brain [and elsewhere] as she is.

Speaking of Liam Dudley, I love seeing the balding fugly on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon speaking only lovely things about the Queen of D List Summer Filler Shows, Princess Howard Stern, who is speeding towards womanhood faster than Beth's sharp slide into a menopausal haze as she is spinning with a bunch of cats and delaying their adoption by 30 days so she can bop around in front of a camera with her stringy hair extensions and floppy implants satisfying her need for shutter speed.

Howard is wearing more makeup than Dame Edna. Just when is Howard's coming out party? Does he need a special call from Elton John?  Does he need a circle of support from the Lavender Mafia? Yes, Lena Bull Durham loves her Stern and everyone suspects he was the ghostwriter behind the faux storyline in Lena's book about allegedly being raped by a guy with a college radio show. Yes, Howard, didn't your college radio show last one broadcast because you were a racist moron that blabbered on the air incoherently before campus security pulled the plug?

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