I know everyone is saying Howard has a fake chin implant, but listening to the show it sounds like Howard has dentures. It sounds like he is trying to hold up that plate with his tongue while talking through it.
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| Robin is always at some wino event and invested in a winery years ago and is still stuck with 50,000 cases of unsold inventory. |
We just love Howard's show because we get the old fart reports as the Stern Show is so old and invisible, it is just broadcasting retirement home and hospice news. Old man Stern loves to brag that he can still eat solid food and was up at 2 a.m. Monday morning to race to the kitchen to eat all night excited that now he dumped the Manhattan apartment on Beth and it will look like they live together in the big city, at least to the neighbors who are in residence. Yes, Howard sounded happy with his new arrangement and dumping stupid Beth back at the apartment since she is using it a lot now for her kitten charity scam as well as a giant closet for her red carpet career with her lesbian gal pal Katie Lee Nobody.
Yes, Robin are a genius too! She's trying to be an active senior getting drunk with her nephew then sounding like she never attended the Howard Stern show staff xmas party because she had no idea what Stern was talking about when Howard was blathering on about it. Howard argued that she was there; only to have Robin say she left early. More Stern B.S. Fake teeth must induce lying, since nothing is clear with Stern and suddenly the cameras were on lock down for the staff xmas party.
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| Kathy heading for the Letterman Studios 1/5/15 |
Kathy Griffin was seen parading on the Today Show and the David Letterman Show on Monday to get her plugs in [aside from the ones on her balding head in between those massive glued on hair extensions] about the Fashion Police and whatever else she is doing aside from scheduling facelifts.
So what happened? No mandatory visit to the Stern Show? Doesn't he have a little deal with Dave? The stars making the rounds in NY do the Stern show and Dave's show at the same time, normally on the same day. I suppose Howard is too jealous to promote Kathy, since Howard only loves everyone over 70 and promotes their careers until they drop dead from surgery overdose, like Rivers.
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| Enormous swollen legged Kirstie was seen leaving The Today Show on 1/5/15. |
What about Kirstie Alley trying to recruit Matt Lauer as she paraded on The Today Show too on Monday, when we wish the fat broad would go away and stop marketing her diet products or her shitty TV shows boasting that there are millions and millions of scientology members when its only a few dolts in Hollywood since their numbers are dwindling because they are a laughing stock to the nation.
Oops, just woke up Howard. He panders to every fringe group hoping to stay on television, since that seems to be the only avenue for scientologists in show business nowadays...unless you are already an established laughing stock like Will Smith or Tom Cruise. Oh, don't get me started again on Seth Rogaine, who is special friends with Tommy Cruise [Tropic Thunder, anyone? One of the script writers was Mr. Aniston; Rogaine helped Cruise with his role], who hates South Park, and Rogaine tried to rival the super franchise by doing the movie, "The Interview".
Kathy Griffin and Kirstie Alley were also hamming it up on a red carpet Monday night at the Season 4 premiere party for HBO's Girls, with that fat liar Lena Dunham. Oops, supportive, supportive, gotta support a fake rape victim.
Yes, Princess Bethie's stringy hair extensions were there too at the premiere event since she has full use of the Manhattan apartment with her fugly friend who seems to be barren in every aspect of her life failing to score rich husband #2, so she's stuck with Beth. Now Beth can come and go as she pleases and not worry about waking up the Queen in bed with all his face tape in place as he wears a knit bonnet to keep the new hair transplants from ending up on his pillow of broken dreams.
Oops, just woke up Howard. He panders to every fringe group hoping to stay on television, since that seems to be the only avenue for scientologists in show business nowadays...unless you are already an established laughing stock like Will Smith or Tom Cruise. Oh, don't get me started again on Seth Rogaine, who is special friends with Tommy Cruise [Tropic Thunder, anyone? One of the script writers was Mr. Aniston; Rogaine helped Cruise with his role], who hates South Park, and Rogaine tried to rival the super franchise by doing the movie, "The Interview".
Kathy Griffin and Kirstie Alley were also hamming it up on a red carpet Monday night at the Season 4 premiere party for HBO's Girls, with that fat liar Lena Dunham. Oops, supportive, supportive, gotta support a fake rape victim.Yes, Princess Bethie's stringy hair extensions were there too at the premiere event since she has full use of the Manhattan apartment with her fugly friend who seems to be barren in every aspect of her life failing to score rich husband #2, so she's stuck with Beth. Now Beth can come and go as she pleases and not worry about waking up the Queen in bed with all his face tape in place as he wears a knit bonnet to keep the new hair transplants from ending up on his pillow of broken dreams.
Also on Monday's satellite radio show we heard Howard having the big "O" at the prospect of Bradley Cooper coming on his show again. Howard was the first one racing to see "The Elephant Man" in a preview of the Broadway show in NY, and we know Brad is campaigning for awards this season and has to pander to the old gamma mu lavender mob if he wants nominations, let alone actually winning anything.
I love it that Howard was trying to confirm that Beth's Instagram photos are not faked, as he kept saying they were in Cabo for only five days...hmmm, some billionaire. So they arrived on December 27 and Beth was already back in bed in the Hamptons on January 1.
We also enjoyed Howard's little gay joke about sucking dick at the resort in Cabo at a party on New Year's Eve. Yes, Stern was a guest of the Kimmels who were guests of Aniston who is supposedly a member of the exclusive El Dorado club and resort owned by Meldman with business partners Clooney & Gerber who all own that goddamned stupid tequila company. Howard made it sound like a giant Cabo Gay Festival which could explain how on earth Jimmy Kimmel could horn in and he brought his new buddy Stern for the past two years.
Oh, Howard, are you desperate to out Clooney? Better watch it. No mention of Clooney giving you the time of day in Cabo? Mad, much? Go ahead Stern, out Clooney & Gerber as everyone knows they have been longtime gal pals both personally and professionally. We know you have to buy up cases of that Tequila crap while Clooney doesn't even pose for a photo with you or your drunk wife. All you have is that wife, and nobody is looking for either of you.
Did this photo disappear from Beth's media sites? Wonder why. What's that gold chain that is falling off her shoulder? Holding up nipple clamps? S&M fun fest in Cabo? Wow, who knew.
We also enjoyed Howard's little gay joke about sucking dick at the resort in Cabo at a party on New Year's Eve. Yes, Stern was a guest of the Kimmels who were guests of Aniston who is supposedly a member of the exclusive El Dorado club and resort owned by Meldman with business partners Clooney & Gerber who all own that goddamned stupid tequila company. Howard made it sound like a giant Cabo Gay Festival which could explain how on earth Jimmy Kimmel could horn in and he brought his new buddy Stern for the past two years.
Oh, Howard, are you desperate to out Clooney? Better watch it. No mention of Clooney giving you the time of day in Cabo? Mad, much? Go ahead Stern, out Clooney & Gerber as everyone knows they have been longtime gal pals both personally and professionally. We know you have to buy up cases of that Tequila crap while Clooney doesn't even pose for a photo with you or your drunk wife. All you have is that wife, and nobody is looking for either of you.
Did this photo disappear from Beth's media sites? Wonder why. What's that gold chain that is falling off her shoulder? Holding up nipple clamps? S&M fun fest in Cabo? Wow, who knew.
Hey Beth
Grabbing a bunch of kittens from your own charity is not charity work.
You are delaying their adoption by snagging them
for three weeks of photo shoots.
You are delaying their adoption by snagging them
for three weeks of photo shoots.
Howard loves to talk about his art work, yet fails to mention
a bunch of us fans are super artists. Doesn't he
want to frame any of my paintings?
a bunch of us fans are super artists. Doesn't he
want to frame any of my paintings?
Was about to give you reps and a like for your Wonky masterpiece.. but then remembered this isn't the shed..
ReplyDeleteYou should join up; we have a great poster, who's an actual fashion model having had European assignments who rips "The Moose" to shreds, clinically dissecting each of her physical and mental flaws. You'd fit right in.
Keep up the great work
Yes, you are popular at the Dawg Shed. stop over...
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