Finally Free

Stern's psychiatrist finally came up with the solution to get Stern back on the air as he sounds high as a kite sputtering a mile a minute, at least during the Brad interview sounding rested and chipper since the doc told him to finally dump Ball & Chain Bethie completely, both in the city and out in the Hamptons, since Howard has new digs and even a new maintenance man [or doorman?] working around the building who Howard said he spoke with and that he is going to become a cop in NYC....hmmm, clue #1, Howard is in one of the boroughs of NY. 

Or, maybe just in The Village with all the other old hippies trying to regain their youth since Stern was a profound nerd boy his whole life and he will never give up trying to be one of the artsy set with tons of crap jewelry around his neck...oh I bet his eldest artsy daughter is helping Daddy-O come out of his shell and grow as a woman while she spins yarns through her puffs of smoke rings and calls it poetry.

Howard now only has to put up with the scheduled mandatory visits and so-called date nights with Beth to put in an appearance here and there so Howard can continue with his closet activities fawning over the likes of Bradley Cooper.

Facelift Howie with Beth who crashed a red carpet on the 
finale of "America's Got Talent" barely able to keep her eyes
 open as she appears to be high as a kite desperate
to keep the botox inside her fat head.

Tom Hanks lovin' some Bradley at
the Palm Springs Film Festival on 1/4/15.

Yes, Our Boy Brad, who will do anything for that coveted Tony Award for starring in [and producing] "The Elephant Man" and hopefully that Oscar for doing a film directed by the 90 year old Clint Eastwood, so that is totally Howard's audience. Oh, you know about Eastwood, the boy from the TV show "Rawhide" the gayest show on television in the 1950's/60's where Clint acted like a girl that kept having to be rescued by the real men of the never ending cattle drive who were way too close anyway.

Clint? Oh, he got his start by being "kept" by the film maker and director, Arthur Lubin who gave him his start in rawhide or on rawhide [whew, calm down Howard]. Of course after several films making no real impression, his agent finally sent him to Italy so Clint could start with the Spaghetti Western franchises and sit on a pretty horsey and not say anything for two hours looking like he had deep thoughts while smoking the thin cigars and he could break off the relationship with Lubin, and the rest is history.

"Night Gallery", Sondra with the actor
Norman Lloyd who was being honored
in NY at  the SAG Foundation
event on 1/6/15.

Clint always had to pay his wives, girlfriends and partners to go away and they were always odd choices, might I say, ugly. But Sondra Locke had her brief moments with her one outstanding work playing a little girl who was actually a little boy raised as a girl [right up Howard's alley, I know he is fantasizing right now after reading this...focus, Howard...get back to the blog].

Sondra Locke in "A Reflection of Fear" plays a disturbed little girl who was raised to stay away from boys, that it would mean her death, while she must give herself insulin injections daily only to find out those injections she had to do her whole life were hormones because she was a murderous psychopathic boy being raised as a girl forever  in hiding when her father shows up after 15 years and she fantasizes about having sex with him. A Howard Stern fantasy come true. We know it should get the 112 Productions treatment and star Beth O'Scary who is always under lock and key unless she has one of her escorts of dubious sexual orientation take her out on a leash for an outing.

Yes, let's talk about Bradley and oh goody! He got to play a Navy Seal in that Clint Eastwood movie! Wow, which one of the Village People will he play next? The construction worker?

Hey Brad! Howard loves the ass shot!!

Howard needs to start coughing up some dough if he wants the likes of Brad to keep pandering to him, but all Howard does is sell copies of his boring interviews to the press, big deal, let's hope he can raise the bar for himself and go from idiot to moron in the NY Daily News.