Raider's Row

That's what they call the neighborhood of Howard Stern's Florida mansion, and we wonder just what happened with that manhunt in June 2014 around Stern's Florida home, oh, cops claimed they never entered the mansion, only the estate grounds and searched it and found out that the Sterns were not in residence. 

It was all a story about a murdered man, Louis Salgar who didn't look a day under 36 yet claimed to be 29 and the suspects fled in his car and somehow ended up with the multi-millionaires and a few billionaires on Raider's Row, oh, a thinly disguised ruse to get on the estates of both Stern and Limbaugh. You remember good ol' Rush addicted to drugs that cause deafness, wasn't the poor guy a victim of some doc over prescribing meds? What about Howard? What did cops want to find out? 

Oh, they confirmed servants were living there and we wonder what they were guarding in a completely empty house, one that is under construction and never seems to be finished. Yet Howard found time to brag on his satellite radio show that he got a bill for "furniture" I guess that's what you call a fully equipped operating room and professional staff, right?

Jen needs to spend some
quality time at the Sterns
Florida Surgery Center.

In the meantime, Stern & Wife never fail to beg the public for money for their personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends. Yes, all to skim off the top to fund his house husband Ralph and his paid stooge wife Bethie O'Stern who is back in her Hamptons Hellhole on lock down swiggin' some Casamigos Tequila after her little paid corporate jaunt to Cabo to hob-knob with the likes of Aniston, whose face is sagging quicker than Beth's ass as she has hopes and dreams of sweeping the awards this season and is collecting nominations faster than she can write those checks to the studio honchos who buy up the votes for their favorite stars in between sucking dick in the pool house.

Photo from 2013: Yes Beth, how many cases of that Casamigos Tequila do you and Stern have to purchase to score an invite to the El Dorado resort in Cabo? Oh, I am sure it is a business expense, since Howard is a superstar hired by NBC. 

John Stamos attended the
annual Casamigos Halloween
party at Mike Meldman's
Beverly Hills home. No
Howard & Beth?

Everybody was evicted from Jen's house in Cabo by January 1 as she gets a bunch of pigeons every year to fund her stay in Mexico at the El Dorado, a luxury resort owned by Mike Meldman who has an annual dinner bash held on a Sunday for members of the private club and invited guests staying at the resort. Mr. Invited Howard Stern is suddenly a blip on the radar since hooking up with NBC.

We know Meldman's business partners Gerber & Clooney own homes in the resort, their own compound consisting of two houses side by side since they hate to be apart for any length of time and are all investors in that goddamn tequila they push into our faces nonstop, Casamigos Tequila. Supposedly Jen has sold off her properties after divorcing her money Pitt. It's unclear whether she owns property in Cabo, but sources are saying she is only a renter now at the El Dorado resort. Reporters were reporting that when the old farts left [Beth & Howard] the guys took off on those sand buggies while the wives stayed at the hotel. So it seems Jen has her regular rental unit each year in Cabo. 

Super TV mogul Ryan Seacrest got the invite to the Meldman Halloween party in Beverly Hills, and we wonder why the Sterns were snubbed. Just about every celebrity gets invited, like Larry David, David Spade, Chelsea Handler, and I am sure the Sirius jets could have been fired up and ready to get the super couple to LA for Halloween.

1/4/13/ Beth was promoting
that disgusting awful show
about pig spas for Nat Geo Wild.

Now, it's a mystery how Stern suddenly could crash the exclusive resort when in 2012 nobody could find his reservation. Howard jetted back to New York, angry while Beth jetted off to LA to promote that canceled "Spoiled Rotten Pets" that finally got a brief air date in 2013 before it was thrown in the garbage. But Howard already signed with NBC at the time and obviously the El Dorado had no idea how important he was. Howard was the new judge on "American's Got Talent".  In 2013 and 2014, suddenly the Horninsky's are safely inside the resort glomming onto Aniston via Jimmy Kimmel, another invited guest of Aniston. So just how much Stern pays to stay at the resort is up for debate since he gets the use of the corporate jet and Sirius expense account aside from being paid to promote NBC. 

Did the docs get
your Dumbo ears
put back on right
this time, Court?

We see that failed facelift Courteney Cox did not bother to pay to be photographed romping around with Aniston this year in Cabo since her TV show has finally been canned for the second time after being moved to cable and is renewed for one final season in 2015, then it's gone for good. 

Court's former escort, Brian Van Holt has already stated he is leaving the show after the 2015 season, whether it's canceled or not, to pursue other interests [and other bank accounts]. So we will be free of Miss Cadaver as she scrounges to come up with more shitty show ideas for 2016 providing she can get some network executive to be attracted to her skin graphed fright face.

Emily Blunt & her husband photographed January 1, 2015 at LAX. They are frequent guests with Aniston in Cabo.

Beth back in bed with that dull boring cat with the photo posted on Instagram on January 1, 2015; hey, nothing else is going on in that bed, might as well let the cat hog it. Where is Howard? Who knows. His face has not been photographed for weeks, aside from being covered up and hidden in Cabo. Beth is keeping up that phony kitten adoption scam to prove she needs those millions of dollars from the public because there is overcrowding in the existing buildings at the North Shore Animal League, the charity that pays Beth a salary, a cat adopt center she and Howard refuse to pay for themselves.

Suddenly Stern is getting his little corporate vacations sitting his ass in Cabo. Now we can expect Howard to talk about how talented Aniston was in the movie that wasn't released in theaters "Cake" [don't hold your breath - it will be once it starts winning some awards] since he is a corporate stooge, suddenly able to jet off for a few days with the aged TV set, the ones horning in on films, oh, the great Aniston, whose talent is saying three words that she can manage to memorize, stopping and staring blankly into space with her mouth half open, while her costars don't know if she's done talking only to have her mutter a few more words and then the cue she is done and then the other actors can say their lines. Some genius there. 

Oh, but Stern has worked a long time to become a corporate clown, the mouthpiece who will talk up anything and anyone as long as that white envelope appears on his doorstep in his Manhattan man cave surrounded by neighbors peeking out of the iron-barred little windows on their front doors getting a glimpse at the tall geek who gives colonoscopy updates on his stale satellite radio show since he announced he needs one every five years. We know Stern is fighting those little cancerous growths smokers get, yes, you still smoke, don't you Howard? How else do you not eat as your flabby stomach keeps growing, oh, but you need the grass too, right? 

Howard's apartment building gets
pretty busy around the holidays, what
with a quota to meet.

Doesn't grass fight cancer? But it causes that giant pot belly you sport around as you stuff your face at 2 a.m. with shrimp and pasta frozen from Nobu as you shuffle to your lone pitiful microwave hoping to not wake up Ralph sleeping in his little girl bedroom with Beth either on lockdown in the apartment below or safely sequestered in the Hamptons. Isn't that the reason you failed to hire your own photog this year in Cabo? Howard is fatter this year. 

Judging by the photos of the Fugly Sterns in Cabo in 2013, we can see why they decided not to repeat this in 2014 and did not hire a photog to follow them around.

How about hiding that plastic surgery browlift and nose job from the sun? We know Howard's little Florida surgery center is working out fine. He has that stomped on toad look, with the bulging eyes, as the dolt wife needs another nose job since she now is morphing into W.C. Fields.

Superior bitch faced Beth
hides her aging plastic surgery from
the sun on 12/30/14 in Cabo.

12/30/14, the aged cheeses hide from the sun and photogs in Cabo. No paid photog this year as the Sterns were hiding their plastic surgery and flabby weight gain from public view.

STOP GRABBIN' AT YOUR ASS BETH 
Beth is still an unknown stooge with the demented job of posing with kittens all day while Howard lives a separate life of facelifts while pandering to his closeted audience of wigs getting up at 7 A.M. everyday waiting for their house husbands to serve them coffee in bed, riveted to their satellites waiting to hear what 70 yr old has-been will grace Howard's pre-recorded talk show.

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