Journey Into Fear

Hope everyone can handle it, but a few older photos of Beth O have been found that may be new to faithful readers of this blog, but everyone knows the story of what led to Stern getting stuck with Beth O, the giant unknown stock image model. 

Howard Stern was searching the pages of Vogue magazine for a new gown and stumbled upon the visage of Angie Everhart and a scheme was hatched to find a model for himself to play the girlfriend role post-divorce from his wife Alison. How else could he show up the wife that dumped his ass after she panicked knowing Howard was heading towards eventual bankruptcy after his "Private Parts" debacle? 

But, Alison was the one who hatched a plan to ditch Stern. She was a college grad, raising three kids on her own with Howard living in Manhattan thinking he was headed for Hollywood, that his ship had finally come in when no ship existed in the first place. Yes, the first wife was hatching her own plan, an escape plan, while Howard Stern needed a real model to play the girlfriend part, no, not a porn star, not some reality star or D List starlet, he wanted a real model but ended up with Beth O, with Alison laughing all the way to Howard's bank. 

Well, everyone knows Angie was the real thing, she parlayed her YSL and Versace modeling career into being a professional girlfriend, elite party girl, Dubai billionaire playgirl, then an actress, and trying for a reality show that never materialized, about her being pregnant and a single woman, even going on the Stern radio show asking him to sponsor it, in which he laughed and ended the interview. She had a baby that was not famous or socially important, then her illness, well, she did the best she could, but no way could Stern afford her company in her modeling days in the 1990's. But he did pay her to be his 'girlfriend' before Beth O moved in permanently because this was all he was getting. Angie was too expensive to actually consider marrying.

Angie was in the top elite circles, having 'dated' Prince Albert of Monaco.

Angie famously 'dated' Prince Andrew, where she was caught and captured
in this rare photo of them together.

When her legit modeling career was long gone, she was a player and never one to burn bridges even from trolls living under them, so she decided to befriend the struggling Howard Stern, hey his money's green like anybody else's. So they had an arrangement and pretended to "date" while Howard paid for her plane fare and set her up in Hollywood since she was going to do some Lifetime movies, and pseudo porn and wanted to escape from New York, and well, we know her history, it's pretty transparent all over the Internet. But she was a legit famous model, something Beth never was.

Not like the mysterious chunky model Beth Ostrosky, a woman who never existed on the Internet before Howard tried to make her famous. She had the overly bleached platinum hair and red lipstick because she was copying Carolyn Bessette Kennedy, the wife of JFK, Jr. Howard has gone on record as saying that is his favorite look for women, the super red lips, white porcelain face, overly bleached blonde hair and Howard thought Beth looked like Carolyn, well, Carolyn had a few nose jobs and Beth needed a second one, but Carolyn didn't have that big mouth and banana head.

Beth was trying to copy the hair and makeup of Carolyn Kennedy since
Howard stated that is his favorite look, the bleached hair, red lips,
 with the ivory face makeup.

Beth went through her Carolyn Bessette Kennedy phase with the same
makeup and bleached blonde hair, trying to pretend to avoid the paparazzi.
She was a giant phony like Carolyn was, when they were desperate for fame.

Probably one of the earliest photos of Beth once she shacked up with Stern. 
Beth was doing her Carolyn Kennedy schtick, pretending to duck from candid
cameras yet Beth obviously holds back her hair so her giant face shows
on camera to the paparazzi. Like Carolyn, Beth pretended to hate fame.

Poor Howard, well I guess it was love at first sight. They both found wigs to mold onto their weirdo heads and they were stuck with each other for life.

2011

2006

Well, Beth's ship finally came in [who knew she had a ship?] and the starting bell rang and it was party time. She could get her dad out of hock and the mom could stop skimming off the top of a few bogus real estate deals, suddenly the FAM was going to the Super Bowl with freebie corporate tix from old man Stern....wow....I think the rest is herstory, but will it ever be told? Terrified to put anything in print, right Beth?

2005