Journey Into Fear

Hope everyone can handle it, but a few older photos of the deformed shemale that latched onto Howard Stern have been found that may be new to faithful readers of this blog, but everyone knows the story. Howard Stern was searching the pages of Vogue magazine for a new gown and stumbled upon the visage of Angie Everhart and a scheme was hatched to find a model for himself. How else could he show up the wife that dumped his ass after she panicked knowing Howard was heading towards eventual bankruptcy? 

What could a grown woman do? A college grad, raising three kids on her own with a husband living in Manhattan thinking he was headed for Hollywood, that his ship had finally come in when no ship existed in the first place. Yes, the first wife was hatching her own plan, an escape plan while Howard Stern needed a real model to play the girlfriend part, no, not a porn star, not some reality star or D List starlet latching onto his bank accounts, nope, a model. 

Well, everyone knows Angie was the real thing, she parlayed her modeling years into being a professional girlfriend, elite party girl, billionaires club girl, then an actress, and trying for a reality show that never materialized, then she had a baby that was not famous or socially important, then her illness, well, she did the best she could, but no way could Stern afford her company in her modeling days in the 1990's. 

When her legit modeling career was long gone, she was a player and never one to burn bridges, even from trolls living under them, she decided to befriend the struggling, Howard Stern, hey his money's green like anybody else's. So they had a joke between themselves and pretended to "date" while Howard paid for her plane fare and set her up in Hollywood since she was going to do some Lifetime movies, and trashy pseudo porn and wanted to escape from New York, and well, we know her history, it's pretty transparent all over the Internet.

2005

Not like the mysterious deformed chunky model Beth O'Nobody, with overly bleached platinum hair [she was copying Caroline Kennedy, the wife of JFK Jr]. Beth, the professional leech, whose father was a convicted felon, needed dough and was trolling the gay/lesbian scene eventually being passed onto Howard Stern. Well, Howard thought his plan was perfect, take an unknown nobody and make up a past, he thought he had skated by with her non-history, but hey, he forgot the Internet existed, and we could find out in a few clicks that Beth never modeled anywhere, you know, real modeling, not modeling school and paying some scumbag agent to get the pudgy girl some work.

I love this photo of Beth pulling back her hair to make sure the photog got a picture of her face as she was leaving a Knicks game in 2001...but no one recognized her because she wasn't a model, I mean, you had to ferret out her crappy catalog photos to find anything, and find we did, she was a plus size "MagicSilk" model [gag].

Poor Howard, well I guess it was love at first sight. They both found wigs to mold onto their weirdo heads and they were stuck with each other for life.

2011

2006

Well, Beth's ship finally came in [who knew she had a ship?] and the starting bell rang and it was party time. She could get her dad out of hock and the mom could stop skimming off the top of a few bogus real estate deals, suddenly the FAM was going to the Super Bowl with freebie corporate tix from old man Stern....wow....I think the rest is herstory, but will it ever be told? Terrified to put anything in print, right Beth?

2005

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