Fantasy Football Head

Back in town for a week of promotion is that Fantasy Football Head Beth O'Nobody who latched onto the Hallmark Channel like a hungry piranha capturing a victim in its teeth and never letting go until all that's left are bare bones of nothing.

Beth suddenly found a new purpose after all her TV shows were canceled. Now she intercepts kitten adoptions and bothers the Hallmark Channel since she finally found a cable network that is in a bigger sinkhole than Beth & Howard's careers.

Superstar Nobody was at a ferret fair
in Chicago a few years ago
and was quickly fired by Nat Geo
Wild after their "Spoiled Rotten Beth"
TV show debacle.

Bethie & Howard, in full fantasy football mode as they actually think anyone gives a damn about photoshopped kittens in a fantasy football studio playing with some cat toys while clever photography duplicate the cats with most of the footage left over from 2014's Kitten Bowl, with Beth's football head spliced in now and then to provide unnecessary commentary and show off the fact she is married to Howard Stern, the dinosaur of New York radio, with that dying and almost dead satellite company who has millions of corporate subscribers and could care less if anyone actually listens to any of its stale programs.

Hey, Beth, how about a dose of reality? Kitten Bowl ran for three hours in 2014, and still could not come close to beating the 2-hour, original run of the Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl, bringing in a total of over 13 million viewers with the stale Kitten Bowl, on the obscure old lady loser Hallmark Channel, with 1 million viewers which is chicken feed.

Yes, The Fish Bowl will be broadcast again this
year on Super Bowl Sunday. Can Beth
and her recycled kittens handle the
competition?

But oh goody, Bethie, you beat a film of fish swimming around a fish bowl on a constant loop from your old network who fired your ass, Nat Geo Wild.

It's reported Beth will demonstrate how to catch live fish in her teeth during the Kitten Bowl's sad loser broadcast on Super Bowl Sunday as they are desperate for viewers. Most of the show is recycled footage from last year, with Beth inserted stuffed into a creepy jacket in the color of drunk tank pink.

Try a giant push-up bra
next time Aniston. No one wants
to see 45 year old pancake breasts.

Still kicking herself for letting the New York radio city piranhas hijack her vacation in Cabo for the second year in a row, Miss 2015 Sag Awards loser, Saggy Aniston, failed again to win a best actress award for her role in the movie "Cake", and she had better switch up to a better circle of friends if she thinks she is getting any legit honors as she creaks upward to the age of 5-0.

Freshly nipped and tucked Maria
Monotonous was the E Channel
red carpet host for the SAG Awards
on 1/25/15. She is a monster
not easily slayed and keeps
coming back like a bad case of hives. 

Julia Roberts seen with Loser Aniston at the SAG Awards. Julia's witches nose just keeps growing and growing and that's the problem with slimmed down nose jobs, the end keeps growing. Time for more snips and snaps on that aging face, Julia.

When will Beth & Howard attend the funeral of their careers? How long will NBC put up with tanking ratings every summer? How long will the Hallmark Channel continue to pay the football headed doper Beth to host the moronic Kitten Bowl with no return on their investment? They can get zero ratings without paying Beth to pose with a bunch of cats once a year.