Howard Stern Is Full Of Sh*t

Reversal of Wig
Watch that gust of wind Howard,
no wonder you take limos
everywhere and panic with a random
camera snapping away.

My gosh, if anyone bothered to tune in to Wednesday's satellite radio show... [for free now...right Howard?...at least Oprah knows when to quit while she's ahead], everyone could hear Howard's seething jealousy by letting a moronic character he thought up called "Evil Dave Letterman" bring up the hot potato topic that the Oprah Channel is being canceled by SiriusXM. Pretty funny Evil Dave asked if Sirius will find another celebrity to waste their money on...ummm...they already have that, his name is Howard Stern.

Photo posted on Beth's
IG 1/21/15 as Beth's
football head was back in
Manhattan at another
selfie fundraiser.

Oprah has conquered everything, TV, movies, radio, you name it, and as this blogger has mentioned more than once, she is now a movie producer, having partnered with Plan B, Brad Pitt's production company with the making of the Oscar nominated film "Selma". Oprah has definitely turned her attention to Hollywood, with last year's entry for the awards season, "The Butler", aside from her own cable network, she is a busy mogul no longer working from paycheck to paycheck unlike the constant losers Howard & Beth. They never go anywhere but in a circular motion of crappy projects, Howard being on the radio for 40 years, Bethie not being famous for 40 years, I mean, they have so much in common!! No wonder those two just click, like the clicking of a camera as Beth is now in a fantasy selfie world with a bunch of paid corporate InstaTwit followers who have no clue who the damn bitch is but she just keeps posting kitty photos. Some desperate hausfrau.

And what is Howard Stern doing in comparison with Oprah? He is full of shit and is pestering his audiences about his never ending colonoscopy report as Howard now looks like a cancerous cigarette walking around barely vertical with a giant frizzy headed permed weave sitting on top of his head. He is a prize joke; Sirius doesn't even care his show is now free on the Internet. All Stern does are live commercial reads all morning then goes home to shit in his private mirrored bathroom, oh, not in "girl town" Beth's self-proclaimed two-story closet, hey, as I have said, that Manhattan man cave of Stern's now belongs to Bethie, Howard has a new hideout, we just don't know what wig and dress he is wearing to sneak in and out of the building. 

Oh, Beth is full of shit too, with this lying about being a legitimate model, not some local moron whose daddy got a few clients to give his pudgy daughter some modeling work, but all she got was modeling horse blankets and plus size lingerie.

And what else? As this blogger already reported, and posted the photo of Beth at the "End of Watch" movie screening, Beth is wearing giant heels and is just as tall as Gwyneth Paltrow who is wearing beyond flat tiny sandals. The height report? Beth is 5'9" IN HEELS, making her about 5'6" or 5'7" tops...HA! Take that Beth and Howard, oh, you both are soooo truthful, eat shit, since that is all you dish out to your so-called fans. OH, the corporate cloud that pays Stern a salary and they wish they could get a refund on shit, too bad.

You're 5'9" Beth? 5'10"? How about a 5 foot and 7 inch liar? Howard Stern always says Beth is 5'10"  when she's only that tall when wearing high heels.

Gotten a look at scary Katie Holmes lately? Nope, not the real model Beth, the home bound asshole, she's not at Fashion Week in Berlin, but Katie is, and looks awful at best with that permanent half smirk on that botoxed face, my gosh, Beth's half smirk is on the left side.

Mr. Ed wishes everyone a happy Thursday as he gears up for some selfie promotion with that goddamned obnoxious Hallmark Channel Kitten Bowl, when the entire world watches the Super Bowl and turns to Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl when their team starts losing.