Come Out Come Out

When is Howard Stern having his coming out party? How many colonoscopies does Stern have to have to remove all the stuff shit up his ass? Howard gives his satellite radio listeners a blow by blow account of all his ass-tivities that no one wants to hear. 

As this blogger has mentioned more than once, Howard has finally gotten the courage to move out on wife #2, the same move he did around 17 years ago, moving away from the first wife with the kids, getting his own apartment in NY. Howard is barely hiding it now, having moved on to another building with a view to a kill and crowded streets alongside a relative beard in case he is spotted, you know, his spittin' image, same size, height, weight, Ralph Cirella. Then Howard also has his eldest daughter Emily who dyed her hair blonde at one point and were spotted in the Village and the Marshall Chess Club where everyone thought it was Beth, it wasn't, it was Emily and it was creepy. He obviously is keeping the existing Manhattan apartment as his corporate HQ whenever he has to wine and dine the execs from that loser summer filler show "America's Got Talent" and of course it houses Beth's girl town with the cat photo shoots and the meet and greet with her red carpet friends like Katie Lee Fugly.

Cut from the same cloth? Howard's 
AGT suit [above] almost matches Beth's coat pattern.

Howard Stern is having the big "O" as he finally gets the attention of a young, gay singer Sam Smith who actually has a life and a career, unlike the aged Hagatha Howard. 

No ticket for Howard? Sam appeared at MSG 1-15-15.

Yes, Sam Smith finally took time to acknowledge Howard Stern's comments on his mothballed satellite radio show when Stern called him fat, ugly and effeminate-looking and Smith placed him on "ignore". 

Wow, Howard, just when are you going to stop bugging real stars? Howard has a saggy old body with a bulging stomach from stuffing his face with Nobu Shrimp & Pasta while desperate to not drink alcohol because, why? Howard is O-L-D with the constant colonoscopy updates. I mean, Howard's just grasping at straws, desperate for publicity while his wife is stuck photo shopped with a bunch of feral kittens who got dumped onto real foster homes after that bogus Hallmark Channel Kitten Bowl was in the can a year ago, when it barely scored one million viewers while Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl scored 13 million viewers. Now it's just recycled video with a few new cats thrown in and Beth thinks she has a real show. It's all she's getting so she has to crow about it while Howard pays tons of money for the press releases for fear the loser old lady Hallmark Channel will cancel his dolt wife's pitiful contract.

Dinner For Schmucks Sterns make a Hamptons movie
screening appearance looking like idiots in these outfits.
Yeah, and they pay Ralph to dress them like this, go figure.

Eat your heart out Howard, Heidi Klum has launched her own lingerie line parading around with hot young models while Stern battles the bulge and all the bulges coming out of his wife Bethie.

1/25/15 Heidi Klum Intimates launch party in Australia, 
as she takes over the clothing line from the aged wack
job Elle MacPherson whose ass was not renewed for the clothing
line by the company, Bendon.

E Channel hosts of the SAG Awards on
Sunday 1/25/15 since Ryan Seacrest
and Giuliana Rancic only show up
to A List events.

The new View? We know they have been having troubles what with all the old hags fighting on and off the air and a few are leaving and/or fired, as it is rumored they want to attract a younger audience and might hang on for awhile longer providing they can pick up the pace and get some new talent. It has been rumored Kelly Osbourne is not happy with the new Fashion Police sans Joan Rivers, and might be searching for new digs of her own to call home.

For anyone who cares, Giuliana has her own line of clothing now, in size
Anorexic Cancer Survivor as opposed to Robin Quivers' clothing line in
 size Lapband Cancer Survivor.

Photo from the NY Daily News
showing the Inside of Joan Rivers' memorial
service where the stage looked more like
a wedding for Dr. Phibes.

Missy Rivers has finally filed her lawsuit against the endoscopy clinic that allegedly murdered mom so at least she can try and recoup some of mommy's inheritance that went to that staged debacle called a memorial when Stern repeated a few of Joan's jokes but not before making sure his paid photogs got a bunch of pictures of Howard trotting his mare around the building for a few laps before entering the synagogue and Howard hogging the stage when mourners did a ton of mourning and moaning and it wasn't because of losing Joan, it was Howard's horrid monologue he forced upon everyone.

Beth O desperately searching for her photog as the memorial service ended for the late Joan Rivers as we wonder if Kirstie Alley, Miss Scientology, will be the new constant guest parading into old man Stern's stale satellite radio show since the permanent guest has to be older than both Beth and Howard to be acceptable to their fragile warped egos, with the criteria of being old and over yet having to constantly scrounge for work while Stern can act superior in their pitiful presence.

What happened to Beth's show about spoiled rotten pets on the cable network Nat Geo Wild? Beth was scaring all the animals with her giant choppers looking like her relatives from the Hyena family along with cousin wolverine.