Wonder Land

Will wonders ever cease? Nope, not with uncovering all the little nooks and crannies of Howard's long career of trying to own anyone who has ever worked for him. That's why nobody who has ever worked for him does anything or amounts to anything because Stern will get his dollars and sense from them for as long as they live, or in Rob Zombie's case, evidently until the publishing rights expire on a song he wrote about 20 years ago that is used as the opening theme song to Howard's radio show.

Of course Artie would not have been allowed to do his movie without the Stern/Buchwald agency taking a percentage as Howard and his embarrassing wife paraded to the "Beer League" movie premiere in NY so Howard could support his bro. Beth looked like a prize fool with the slicked back hair and wig attachment, heavy Vegas Keno girl makeup and casino girl outfit with the prizefighter belt she obviously won in her final round with Howard Stern's pre-nup lawyers. 

Beth was bulging out all over at the "Beer League" premiere in 2006.  
Beth shows off her freshly done liposuctioned stomach. 
Just what is that goddamn bulge on her right hip and those
hips are wide enough to fit a baseball stadium between
them let alone a bunch of unborn IVF babies.

Yes, Howard had an open door policy with Artie Lange, letting him leave the show anytime he wanted to film TV pilots in Los Angeles. Howard was expecting a big pay day if one of the TV series was picked up by a network. 

Daddy Buchwald and Howard are joined at the hip and they were hoping to cash in by signing Lange to their agency. Buchwald can't get enough of his baby boy Stern. Anyone who saw Howard TV [insert laughter] saw the disgusting display of those old queens in the back seat of a limo when Stern was going to appear on the Jon Stewart cable TV show...Buchwald was fawning over poor Howard who had the sniffles...god I wanted to vomit over those two and their little daddy/boy routine except little Howie is sixty. 

"Too Fat To Fish" was on the NY Times bestseller list what with Howard's professional buyer Mariann From Brooklyn on the scene buying up dozens of copies, just like Mariann is doing for Bethie's latest book debacle. Yes, Howard appears to hire buyers to go to city to city to buy up the books to count towards getting them on a bestseller list. Hey, many stars do this, it is common, and Howard has a common ugly wife who he supports until he is blue in the face and running and screaming to Daddy Buchwald to make Beth a star and get her off the 112 payroll. Too bad. No luck, Stern.

One wonders what percentage of the book sales go to Buchwald/Stern

No wonder Artie Lange allegedly tried to kill himself with product placement knives [it was in the online news reports of the brand name of the knife that was used; kick back much, Stern? Do you have stock in the suicide knives company?]. Did Artie want out of the contract or was he pressured by DBA to sign a new contract? No one seems to be talking for fear of revenge from someone at the point of a kitchen knife.

Granny Porn from the psychotic
minds of Howard & Beth. Yes,
Stern got a cut of this book too.

Gosh, wonder what Artie agreed to when he signed on the dotted line of his contract aside from whatever was lined inside those FREE cupcakes Stern made sure were delivered to the studio every Wednesday, where Lisa G refused to eat them only touching the frosting on the top getting enough of a high with whatever they were laced with....oh, she got a book deal to shut her old hag trap. 

Did Howard bother to have Mariann buy a million copies of that cookie book with Howard & Beth doing the cover? If that cover with old lady G with a cookie in her bra with the obvious phony airbrushing of fugly menopausal Lisa G was another big idea of Howard's. Oh, and what about those free cupcakes from a company that has since went bankrupt and was shut down...anything we should know, Howard? 

Robin was going bald well
before her bout with
staged cancer and her
face was baggy and saggy.

No wonder Howard was "all in" with Robin's enormous staged medical drama when it was all a secret until the very end with Robin signing over power of attorney to Buchwald/Stern, right Howard? 

Robin was in a tizzy with her Sirius salary cuts, her tantrums, walking off the show, and then the fatty was too fat to go on a book signing tour with that debacle called a vegan recipe book when she couldn't be seen for a year. Howard's script writers need to be fired, oh right, Howard writes most of this drivel and the public sits there and takes it. 

Now Robin is sitting home mad while Daddy Stern holds the strings to her nonexistent career...oh he scripted her death scene, with Stern crying on the air and with the numerous press releases....oh gosh, I would stop the radio show if Robin had died!!!! Bullshit. Pretty funny she didn't die, pretty funny Howard could spout all this talk about quitting since he scripted the entire event. Now she eats crow coming back to the show with that clown wig weighing in at 440 lbs and nobody can say a word about it.

Robin returns after that scripted cancer struggle having gained more weight, sporting a new pulled back facelift that is struggling against the weight of her head. Of course she has a permanent wig now, her bald hairline is pulled back even farther after the facelift, so this Shirley Temple wig ain't goin' nowhere, it is here to stay. Just how long is it taking, Robin, for that alleged hair to grow back after your alleged cancer? Aren't you cancer free? Looks more like you are hair free.

Facelift trouble, pulled back tight fighting with the fat; botox & filler explosion
as all that stuff is not symmetrical injected and implanted in the face.

12/12/14, Emma Roberts looking like
she has Beth's stylist as she appeared
at the Z100's Jingle Ball in NY.

Wonder if we have a rival for the whacked out Beth, as Crazy Days & Nights dot net has reported this gal [left] is heavy into the uppers, hey, I'm not saying it, I suppose alleged should be written here somewhere.

We see Howard & Beth were not at the party and seem to be excluded from all events since all they want to do is plug Beth's creepy over sized book about Yoda that cat on the cover with the over sized frying pan face and flat dead eyes.

More Z100 Jingle Ball attendees:

Superstar Swift, who shamed Beth and Howard into leaving the Knicks game awhile back with their tails between their fat thighs as Taylor & her gang of celebs stole the show with interviews and dancing to Taylor's music during half time of the game and being interviewed by Beth's [former] best friend Jill Martin.

Superstar Stefani who Howard has publicly claimed is his idea of a
 perfectly beautiful girl! Yes, Beth tries to copy the look
and ends up looking like Gwen's fat mother.

Mush Mouth Mehmet was at the Jingle Ball ogling the cute young guys as we wish this old fart would get off the television airwaves and sit in a room and cure cancer, when all he can do is get his face on TV in his quest for fame. God I hate famous doctors, get your ass into the lab and do something, stop bothering people with your stupid talk show letting Robin Quivers preach about her vegan lifestyle saving her life...right, if you never had cancer I guess you can be cured of it. Dr. Oz should get his cartoon license revoked, Mr. Payola, got the cash? He'll endorse your product.

"America's Got Talent" has the guts to show up on NBC for another scripted season of stupid acts while Howard Stern once again tries to be famous.