Mad Man Across The Water

Did I hear correctly? Is Howard MAD, crazy, demented, or just stupid and jealous? Howard Stern revealed on Wednesday's satellite radio show broadcast into oblivion, his anger and jealousy of Heidi Klum bringing fellow supermodel and friend on the set of "America's Got Talent" (AGT), Alessandra Ambrosio, [I guess it was last summer, who knows, nobody watches that show]. 

Photo is from 2013. Heidi & Alesandra promoting a real charity, one that Howard has never heard of, called the American Red Cross. Heidi received an award from the Red Cross earlier this year.

Hey, Howard, keep Madman Beth
across the water unless she wants to
go yachting with Robert Wagner and
Christopher Walken. I hear they are
sailing around Catalina island
over the holiday break.

We all know Howard's madman rants inside his head that he is stupid enough to reveal to his listening audience are because Beth O'Giant Nobody is always banned from jumping in front of cameras at a taping of AGT. She has gotten some pitiful screen shots as an audience member sitting in the dark and once Howard had to attempt an on screen kiss to get Beth's football head on national television. But sadly, nobody discovered Beth, and she remains an unknown pariah that never takes off from Howard's 112 tarmack.

Wonder why Miss Monster
Legs was never in a
Victoria's Secret catalog
or runway show?

Oh, right, Howard revealed he is sexually satisfied in his marriage to Beth and ignored Heidi and her supermodel girlfriend. Well, now, did this all happen in between his colonoscopy preps? We all hope Howard isn't on vacation yet as then we will not get anymore colon updates until January. [I know you think I'm kidding, but then you don't listen to the show, right?]. Yes, Howard is sexually satisfied in his marriage because Beth lives in the Hamptons and Howard routinely talks about his selfie sex in his apartment with his promise keeper Ralph who has his own girl's bedroom so the poor dear doesn't have to trek back home to his apartment all the time in between passing out drunk in a gutter somewhere in New York.

Old ladies and lesbians love Howard because he is an old lady who is obsessed with his mother...Howard may be fine with boring his audiences, but I try my best not to, so, suffice to say, Howard had Barbara Walters on his radio show on Wednesday, and we all know Bethie has taped the loser NBC daytime talk show "The Meredith Vieira Show". Wonder why Howard doesn't peddle Beth's junk across the POND, oh, that's right, there is no commercial satellite radio company in the UK and they don't want SiriusXM...hmmm wonder why? OH, it's a shit product that's why. Evidently they don't want our mothballed American radio and TV stars invading their airwaves [e.g., Stern, Martha Stewart, the entire Today Show cast, etc.].

Victoria has a secret all right, and it's
Beth in plus size polyester lingerie with
a suspect bulge in her underpants.

Howard also was clever enough to reveal on his satellite radio show that the Victoria's Secret models and fashion show are demeaning to women; oh, Howard meant demeaning to BETH. Why? Because in Beth's wildest dreams and fantasy blurry airbrushed photos, she will never look like the real models used in the Victoria's Secret fashion shows and catalogs, and Beth never did look like a real model, she was the fatty on the bed rolling around until Mr. Snow met Miss Desperate at the pudgy lesbian bar and grill on 42nd Street in NY and suddenly Beth could see her shoes and they did not have red soles. Thank god for the Nobu meet and greet with old divorced jerks whose wives have long ago dumped their saggy asses.

Howard has been mad lately anyway because Beth's book tour has tanked, so Howard is booking her on any show that will have her and any publicity stunt that he can think of in between worrying about the upcoming season of AGT and sharpening his back stabbing skills.

BETH ALL PIMPED OUT LOOKING LIKE SOME DRUG PUSHER AT ONE OF HER BOOK SIGNINGS AT A KID'S BOOK STORE; UH, SHOULD BETH REALLY BE AROUND CHILDREN? WELL SHE HAS NONE, SO I GUESS I ANSWERED BY OWN QUESTION.

More lesbian old hag action. Howard hates models Heidi and Alessandra yet loves the hag dragged across the road Barbara Walters when he taped The View awhile ago. Meredith Vieira did a guest appearance on The View and had to kiss the butt of queen lesbian, or is that her face? 

Howard is so sexually happy in his marriage to Beth he gropes 89 yr old Barbara Walters in an appearance on The View. Disgusting, gross out granny porn, I guess we are seeing a sample of Howard's red hot home life with Hagatha Ostrosky.

We knew Meredith went both ways, how else do you get the top job on the original broadcast of The View? Hardly worth it, god, how gross, but Howard is probably pleasuring himself with all this senior group home lesbian action; how 'bout Bitchy Joy Beywhore as a judge on AGT? That might calm Howard's panic over being around young hetero women with active real sex lives with their husbands and boy toys. Howard wishes Heidi brought Vito Schnabel with her instead of just another female model to a taping of AGT, that's why he was all upset and ranted about it on his satellite radio show on Wednesday.

How is it that Howard Stern snagged this beauty? Love the left swollen eye that is rolling towards her fat nose. Botox is a bitch and so is Beth, but Howard was desperate to land a woman under 40, now she is well into her 40's and Stern is having a panic attack and takes it out on Heidi Klum.