A Real Man's Christmas

Howard & Beth drag out that same hideous Christmas tree every year with the jewish/christian colors so none of their adopted cats will be offended as we suffer through another two weeks of the Buttinsky's horning in on some celeb's vacation with endless self promotion and constant press releases from the dolt on the radio and his wife, who is still not famous.

Merry xmas everyone as Norman Bates finally posted a Christmas card on the media sites pretending to be a man and posing with what looks like his crazy sister who just killed her cat and stuffed him as they are so cute in their pajamas and anxiously await to see what Santa brought them for xmas. Little Girl Bethie holds that dead kitty cat that she believes will actually make her famous, once and for all.

Okay, where are the "real men"?

Howard & Beth show that they
can obviously wear the same size
clothes. Hey all you real men
out there, marriage simply means
that you double your wardrobe.

Neither are real men, as Howard is closeted and barren and absent any lab created kids with his barren tranny wife; oh, bring in the gay cat Yoda who fathers kittens, okay. We see Howard staring blankly into the camera desperate to control his eyes that wander outward from his fat nose job as Beth has her aged features erased and tries to control her left eye from wandering towards her fat nose job. Quite the merry couple, wouldn't you say? They are desperate to finance another year of their shitty careers and barter for more payola dollars as Howard announced he is continuing with his Sirius debacle for at least one more year but starting one hour later....gosh...we just love it that Sirius is running a retirement home for mothballed losers [e.g., Martha Stewart, Dr. Laura, and endless boring music channels with the same records on a loop].

Will Beth's crazy crossed eyes still be
crossed at 7AM instead of 6AM?

Yes, we heard it on Monday's Siriusly boring satellite radio, that Howard gets to start his show at 7AM instead of 6AM in 2015 to pretend he is relevant and has a real talk show and not a morning drive radio show. Howard thinks he is in the big leagues now, wow, starting at 7AM, a real morning talk show!! No longer a morning drive stooge, ha, hopefully little Howie now has extra time for his commute from his new digs and leaving the Manhattan apartments to Beth as a photo shoot studio and HQ for Beth's phony charity operations as she is collecting tons of dough from suckers to fund her big career as a kitten holder for selfies.

Seth Rogaine and James Franco
with Lisa the Man in Heels appearing
at a SiriusXM Town Hall interview
on 12/15/14 as well as taping an
interview with Howard Stern.

On Howard's Monday morning broadcast, listeners suffered through a boring interview with two old men parading around as young and relevant actors as we wonder just when Lisa Lampoon will stop with the jokes and admit she is a man.

Oh, and don't forget we got the email hacking report as Howard had the nerve to admit on his radio show that he does all his rants and threats by phone, and puts nothing in writing that may appear in a cloud one day. 

But what about all those emails Howard sent to the David Letterman show badgering them to let Howard be Dave's replacement? Oh right, all the badgering was done by phone, with Daddy Buchwald phoning everyday during Letterman's illness years ago. 

Speak into the microphone, Beth, Howard has the tape running inside that permed wig weave.

Howard didn't seem to mention the huge wiretapping case that was all over the internet a few years ago involving the phone lines being tapped of all of his friends, Chris Rock, Kevin Nealon, Gary Shandling, with Howard's little midget friend Brad Grey as an alleged wiretapper...pretty funny Howard, aren't their secret tapes hidden inside that weaved permed wig you wear nonstop, even to bed? Or is it locked in a weave vault?

Numerous sources online talked about Chris Rock and other celebrities' phones allegedly being wiretapped, as well as the involvement of mogul Brad Grey as allegedly hiring a wiretapper to help with his deal with the movie "Scary Movie".

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