The Envelope Please

Howard is having a Twitter orgasm since a bunch of people with clouded minds are on their knees worshipping Howard Stern for reading from a script given to him by who? Oh, probably Seth Rogen and that other guy who looks like he is in a permanent cloudy pot filled haze, but we would all like to know Howard's sources of information, I mean, he did scoop the hackers, he predicted what they were going to say [ref: BFP 12-19-14]. 

Who is the mole that feeds Howard information? It can't be Beth, yet she has said publicly on Howard's radio show that she had a bunch of boyfriends and cheated on all of them before choosing Stern. However, wasn't it alleged somewhere that Beth was a Princess Escort to Asian men in NY? Hmmm...the plot thickens as does Howard's clouded mind and vision with the glassy lasix wandering bulging eyes.

February 2011, Robin Quivers
wore the bear skin coat to
the David Letterman studios
when Stern was taping his
appearance. Robin said
she bought the
coat in Thailand.

Is Robin the mole? I know, she's more like the Hindenburg [hmm, another reference to a horrible tragedy]. Robin claimed to have taken a trip to Thailand about four years ago when she was actually found speeding around Arizona and was cited by a policeman who wrote down that she was born in 1957, I mean, that was hilarious.  All this was reported by Steve Langford of the Howard Stern news team.

Robin claimed she did go to Thailand and she came back wearing what looked like a huge bear skin coat. So that whole trip was highly suspect. Actually, it is believed that Robin had lap band surgery or gastric bypass surgery in late 2010. By 2012 she had disappeared with an undisclosed medical illness only to emerge in 2013 saying she had cancer. She still wears half a wig in front of her head because the woman was going bald well before her bout with staged cancer. Her activities have always been subject to speculation, and now she exists via an ISDN line and phones in her obnoxious random comments to the Howard Stern satellite radio show whenever she feels like it and is unaware that Howard has her microphone muted during most of the show. 

Howard is gloating now since he scooped the hackers by being the first one to publicly say that stolen email is equal to the 9/11 tragedy and the hackers said to watch out if any movie theaters show "The Interview" they will be subject to, I guess, another 9/11? The hackers were vague and need a rewrite, but I suppose they are still stuck in the cloud rummaging around trying to find Beth's European modeling photos. 

Howard doesn't wear a
hat anymore since the plugs
have taken up permanent
residence on his balding
patchy curled head.

As already reported on this blog on 12-19-14, the comparison to 9/11 was finally forthcoming from the hackers by the afternoon news reports since poor Howard was called an "IDIOT" in print in the morning paper, which is the NY Daily Stern News, you know, the paper that receives his monthly check...oops, did it bounce this month, Howard? Is that why you were called an idiot? Well, get that envelope mailed Stern, and we hope whatever is in that envelope tucked inside that bra you wear under your Macy's T-Shirt is enough to keep you happy and can afford to take the ball and chain with you on a nice holiday break until you have to haul ass back to work from wherever your new residence is outside the big city so you can sleep in peace without Beth yacking away and hearing that constant click of her iPhone since she takes her picture all the time. 

Come January, little Howie Stern with the digs a bit farther away from his Sirius studio will need to extra commute time and can start work at 7AM instead of 6AM and hope someone is awake to actually hear him scoop any future hackers' threats or announce on the air he wants to contact some celebrity before he or she is found hanging from a closet door and be the first to report it to the NY Daily Stern News.

Did I say envelope? Sorry, Howard didn't know it was a giant white shopping
 bag and it can sure hold a lot of potential pay for plugs [both on the radio and on his head].

Howard will be interested in this next piece of work. Bruce Jenner is finally fulfilling his dream of becoming a woman, not behind closed doors like some radio DJ we know, but publicly, and has been seen in makeup, hair extensions and color nail polish. 

When will one of these two finally fulfill their dream and become a woman?

Well, now that tiny item from Crazy Days and Nights website makes sense. It was quite some time ago, before the public display of Jenner becoming a woman, Mrs. Kris Jenner frequently phoned up a local escort agency to invite some very cute and very young men to her home for dinner and conversation. That's it, nothing else. The claim was, because Jenner ignored her and their marriage was breaking up, not sure if Jenner had moved out of the house by then, but that was the story. 

Now I think my clouded mind can put two and two together and hopefully not run the risk of being called an idiot, but those cute, hot young guys were for Mr. Jenner, not for the Mrs. The new Bruce wants to be a woman, and I doubt he wants to date women but was desperate for the company of a few cute guys using the wife as a beard/dominatrix, oh, how original. Well, the tabloid gossipers always said Kris would do anything to become famous, and "anything" is exactly what she did, she is now famous, good for her.

Speaking of scary things, ever wonder why Mr. Christoph Waltz was chosen for the movie Inglourius Basterds? No, he didn't play Hitler, but I have said it before and will say it again, this guy has to be a relative of the German dictator. Everytime he is nominated for an Oscar, he wins and we don't have to wonder why. I can show you here in the tiny photo [left] where the mustache is obviously erased and the hair fixed a bit...but that's all that was changed in the photo of a world famous dictator with his alleged heir [nothing was changed or altered in the Christoph photo]. Now, this would be something to leak to the press. Any takers? Howard? Howard?