L'idiot

Did l'idiot get his retraction printed yet in the NY Daily News? We know Howard admitted to reading the initial article before it went to press since he pays them to print excerpts or a summary of his goddamn boring celebrity interviews. Of course, Howard hopes to trap some stooge guest into saying something politically incorrect or embarrassing or insulting then he takes the ball and runs with it racing to get it into the Daily News. Well, this time, someone decided to write their own story and slam Stern when he likened the hacking of email to the tragedy on 9/11 only to find out the hackers read the NY Daily News and decided to agree with Howard Stern. So, where is the idiot's retraction, guys?

How many wigs
can you count?

Howard's got his paid stooges out in full force where a bunch of idiots, oops, sorry, I shouldn't use such a disparaging word for Howard's closeted minions but that Daily News twitter page is just full of Stern's idiot supporters. Hey, we support the idiot too, right? We love it that Howard spouts all this stuff on his rarely live satellite radio show and watch his desperate attempts at getting two weeks of free press while he badgers some celebs on their horninsky holiday vacation begging them to give Beth a ton of dough for her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, when all the furry friends she has sit on wig trees.

We also love the MENSA member Brooke Shields on the Andy Cohen cable TV show spouting nonsense from her boring book about her now deceased mommy where she says on practically every page that her mom had a chronic drinking problem. 

Rowan bravely faced a crowd of
friends announcing she got her ears pierced
ignoring the fact her mom messed
up by getting the ear holes uneven
resulting in the re-piercing of one ear
to even them out...wow, true story. 

In her book, Brooke explains how she managed to grow up to retreat into a bottle of wine pouting by her swimming pool as guests were arriving for a barbecue. The reason? Oh, she had a good one. 

She took her older daughter to a doctor to get her ears pierced and Brooke coached the doctor on where exactly to place the holes only to find out weeks later they were super uneven which resulted in the older daughter being brave at said pool party/barbecue because her gummy bear earrings were lopsided. One earring fit perfectly on her earlobe and the other had the gummy bears dangling off the lobe barely hanging on...oh yeah, Brooke's mom had the problem...ok...I know you think I am kidding, but I'm not.

Calm down Brooke, you were only talking about Liam Neeson, you know, in your book you shrewdly turned down his wedding proposal because he failed to produce an engagement ring. Brooke can freely talk about the size of a man's private parts on Andy Cohen's show, but she still has failed to show up to talk dick on Howard Stern's radio show. Oh well, it's a moot point now, since Stern is gone baby gone until next year. Oh, and at 7AM instead of 6AM. So, remember all you people out there who ignored Howard at 6AM, can now ignore him an hour later starting in 2015.

Russell Brand is still buzzing around and was on the same Andy Cohen episode as Brooke...can you feel it Stern? The rumored take over of your stale show? Oh I know, the bosses had to be reminded you were still on the air to approve your little hour extra commute time into the studio, I mean, why bother? Just phone it in like superstar Robin Quivers, who manages to wheel herself into the Sirius studios when an African American celeb manages to sneak in, you know, in between the Jewish army [calling Debbie Schlussel, who seemed to completely ignore the fact Howard was called an idiot by the NY Daily News and just spouted her opinions of "The Interview" being canceled in American movie theaters because she believes the U.S. are cowards...what about shipping this film across the pond? Any takers over there?].

Typo above is not mine this time...Russell Brand was just defending fellow comedian Kathy Griffin; hey, nothing scares her. Kathy has faced Stern on many occasions and might have inside information on whether he truly is an idiot or just a jerk.

Elton John is getting married today to his longtime partner and we all remember when he was bisexual and tried marrying a woman, it only lasted four years. So, onto the next bit.

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