Calling Stern: 555-I-D-I-O-T

No wonder Howard always says he is pacing around that penthouse all night, his browlift and facelift are too tight and he can't shut those round bulging eyes...focus Howard.

So, Howard Stern [who is desperately ignored on satellite radio] gets himself called an idiot by a local NY paper. Pretty funny since Stern badgers the press to print his celebrity interviews all the time, then gets mad when they print something stupid that he said on his rarely live satellite radio airwaves floating in outer space. Seth Rogen and that other guy have been plugging their new movie "The Interview" which has been subject to controversy resulting in hacking a cloud filled with emails and photos of various celebs and other people. Rogen & that other guy appeared on the Howard Stern radio show and Howard got portions of the interview printed in the press and online, except it was Stern who made the initial reference to 9/11 in relation to the hacking of emails.

Oh, suddenly the hackers step up their threats and were successful at getting "The Interview" pulled from all theaters and stopping the NY premiere. All this comes after the surprisingly uneventful premiere in Los Angeles. A reviewer said the film was as expected, dull and not funny.


So, now we enter the cloud of Howard Stern. Suddenly, Howard gets a ton of free publicity for himself, his radio show, his wife and their cash grab for their personal foundation for their dog that died a few years ago, my god, what nerve this guy has, Mr. Suddenly Wealthy with $52 million in cash lying around to invest in some hideout in Florida while badgering the public for cash for their personal charitable foundation...yeah, real estate foundation, is it cement or loaded with grass? 

Okay, so why did Howard make such a fuss about being called an idiot by a local NY paper? Wasn't that the word printed on his divorce papers, where the first wife wrote down her reason for filing for a divorce? Well, Howard scooped the hackers with referencing September 11th, and the horrible events of that day, however, Howard didn't expect to be called an idiot. Stern is hoping this big interview with Seth Rogaine and the other guy will boost Sirius subscriptions. 

Oh, we are not forgetting Stern has been ignored in all this hacking of emails and photos, even staging Bethie's cell phone theft on the streets of NY with her staged phony modeling photos stored in it, which amounted to a big nothing, since Beth's Munster Management Team [Mullet & Bloomfield] can come up with zilch ideas for the nobody wife of Howard Stern.

In the online edition of the New York Daily News, Stern was not called an idiot. The excerpt is date stamped at about 3 PM on 12/15/14 and updated at about 3 AM on 12/16/14:

The New York Daily News, print edition, said Howard Stern was an idiot for saying that stealing email and photos was equivalent to the 9/11 attack on the WTC, and that it was a terrorist act. In the afternoon online Daily News article, the hackers agreed with Howard Stern, hey, yeah, remember "the 11th of September"...wow. How did Howard know what the hackers were going to press release? Where did he get the scoop? Same with the Robin Williams story. Howard claimed to have wanted to contact him only to have Mrs. Idiot inform him that Robin Williams had committed suicide yet the time difference between NY and where Robin Williams died, which was San Francisco, didn't match up. So who knew what when about Williams remains a mystery since we wonder who Stern's mole is in the tabloid press. But this time, things were different, right? Howard was first. But where is Howard getting his information from?

Morning print version of the NY Daily News 12/16/14

12/16/14, afternoon, online version of the NY Daily News, suddenly the hackers agree with Howard Stern and Stern wants a public apology or retraction from the NY Daily News calling him an idiot...inside info much, Stern? Payola or plugola, which is it?

I mean, what does it take? Is Howard on the take? What about Beth? She is getting endless phony "photo shoots" all in the name of Howard Stern, to prove his nobody wife is a model, right, a 45 year old model who has no modeling history other than the numerous plus size lingerie photos that appear on the Internet, that's it, nothing. Yet nobody dare diss the King Idiot or his wife, as is evident with what happened in the press with the NY Daily News.

Plastic Surgery Sag Twins on the
Andy Cohen Show, 12/16/14.

Then the idiot's wife barged onto Andy Cohen's cable TV show. We can see why Stern cannot leave New York. Both he and Beth are invisible in Los Angeles around real celebrities and moguls. In NY, the Sterns walk on water. We know he is paying Marianne Gravy Train to kiss his ass all the time and worship Beth. Everyone is forced to take Beth and pretend she is a celebrity of some sort pressuring the public to give her money for her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, which I hope chokes itself to death on a fur ball.

I never saw two fat idiots with monster ugly legs with a ton of bad plastic surgery
on their old faces in one spot in my whole life. Leave it to Anxious
Andy Cohen to get the job done.

The Idiot's wife also horned in on a Rockettes show in New York reading some stale Christmas story to a bunch of paid actors. Pretty funny while all of Hollywood is headed out for a giant European vacation, Miss European Model sits home while the idiot books her into a bunch of D List events. Barren Bethie has finally reached the end of her bid for fame. She has resorted to D List xmas events and the already flooded kids' book market and was forced to pose with actual kids. Give up much, Bethie?

Sterns are buddies with the Joels and the Mattolas at an eatery in Florida.

Howard loves Tommy, and had all the inside scoop on Mariah Carey
who is divorced from Tommy and her former current husband and
Howard Stern co-worker Nick Cannon.

What about Barbra? She loves her movie son and helped finance his fat
career in some movie no one saw; okay, how old is this guy? 40?