Run Rabbit Run

Has Howard beaten the Sandman and escaped to Sanctuary? The sanctuary of his private digs somewhere outside the city where his long time partner Beth desperately tries to console her pigeon meal ticket through this holiday break. We know Howard is busily ghostwriting a ton of little stories while Beth learns to spell j-e-a-l-o-u-s-h-a-t-e-r-s when posting comments about Howard on the Internet. 

Raise your hand if you think Howard is an idiot

Take a break Howard, and find out why your fan, Debbie Schlussel, who said you would take "America's Got Talent" and never quit because once you moved to satellite, you knew you would be invisible and forgotten, what was I saying? Oh right, why didn't dear Debbie defend Howard when the NY Daily News had the nerve to call him an idiot? But, the hackers threatened to escalate matters should any theater show that movie "The Interview", which is a lame attempt at copying South Park. Oh right, South Park is jealous of Howard Stern. Did this ever see the light of day? The one episode in 2000 that skated by where Kenny gives Howard a blowjob, wow, these South Park guys are right on the mark. No lawsuit, Howard?

The episode was called "Fat Camp".  Pretty funny that Artie Lange worked up a whole bit about a fat camp when he was on the Howard Stern radio show, yet I don't recall he ever linked it to this South Park episode when Kenny gives Howard a BJ.

The South Park writers seem to know their targets, and hit the mark, such as the singer Lorde lampooned by South Park saying she is a middle-aged man, and remember when they said Kanye West was a gay fish and Kim was a hobbit? They must have secret insider info, right?

Morty is Jewish and supports Israel and what
does Howard support?
Howard was forced and pressured
to donate money to one of the charities
helping the victims of
9/11. It was an awkward battle with
his radio station he worked for at the time.

Pretty pathetic of Howard Stern to publicly threaten billionaire publisher Mort Zuckerman, well, publicly, meaning on his stale satellite radio show when his paid stooge writer interviewed Howard last week in a self absorbed hour long love fest for Howard. Howard stated that he could reveal things about Zuckerman in retaliation for his paper calling him an "idiot". Wow, Howard is getting away with threats now, similar to the threats of the Sony hackers upon moviegoers and theaters showing "The Interview". I mean Howard is invisible since his threats are never heard, he threatens and insults famous and wealthy people all the time and he is just ignored, how sad to be an ignored terrorist, right Howard?

The Fish faced underbitten Beth is still getting her picture taken every two seconds while we know she and Howard are packing up all their little sex toys and heading out to do some big time stalking in Cabo again this year. 

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram site, 12/21/14.

We hope the Buttinskys hit their target and get a free invite to Cabo as we can't wait to see what phony candid photos Howard has press released as their paid photog has to hide in the bushes and put up a good act pretending he is not hired by the Sterns to snap away.

Happy Monday, Beth Fans

Did you know that Crazy Days & Nights dot net is right? Ben Stiller's face is permanently frozen in a half smile and smirk due to an overdose of botox. It's that botox freeze when the muscles contract uncontrollably.

Yoda hates that crappy children's book Howard Stern thought up and slapped Yoda's name on it.

#yoda #yodathecat #bethstern