Crystal Heads

12/22/14 Crystal Head Vodka launch party,
Seoul, South Korea. 

In spite of what North Korea is supposedly doing to the Sony corporation, South Korea is having a party and is always up to something in the world of entertainment. 

Will Korea finally make Howard & Beth Stern famous?




Anyone who cares has seen the item from TMZ where the alleged Sony hackers are now turning the tables and accusing the FBI of being idiots. What does it take guys? Hoax, right? A few celebs and corporate stooges were targeted but not much else happened. Now supposedly North Korea suffered an Internet shutdown so everyone is getting into a virtual computer war hoping to stop the hacking of the cloud.


Funny Sethie-boy chose the obscure Howard Stern satellite radio show to have Stern issue the pronouncement that hacking email is equal to the tragedy of people losing their lives in a terrorist act on 9/11. Why didn't Seth choose a real show like The Today Show? Is it because nobody was that desperate enough to get their name in the press? Matt Lauer didn't want to be called an idiot? 

Oh, but the hackers agreed with Stern! Now everything is playing out to make Stern not look like an idiot, but we already knew Stern would spout anything on the air, providing it gets him a ton of press and accepted into Hollywood, a place where he is truly invisible and doesn't even warrant being called names let alone his own name, as his movie Private Parts was dumped onto the video market within months of its limited release in theaters.

We all noticed Beth's cell phone stealing stunt that Howard talked about on his radio show led to nowhere. Nobody was interested in hacking into the phony photos of Beth Stern glaring into a camera desperate to control that left lazy eye.

When Beth can't control her lazy eye she closes her eyes.

Maybe Korean doctors can
help the beautiful bouffant
permed wigged Howard
with his identity crisis.

Poor Howard was desperate to be included with the big guys, the real stars in Hollywood, only to be a paid idiot. The NY Daily News got a few letters from Stern, I mean readers, when they called Howard an idiot in print and Stern wanted a retraction. Howard said he was right about the 9/11 reference since the hackers are now saying it's going to be 9/11 again. Okay, the point here is sickening. Stern is gloating because hackers agree with him. Howard must actually think he is going to get some real TV show out of all this or maybe finally get a big studio movie deal! [Ha, I just fell off my chair laughing]. Stern in the movies? Well, since Howard seemed to script the hackers threats about 9/11, will he finally get a movie deal with, ummmm, Sony? Or will the Weinstein Company suddenly take notice of Howard?

Will Seth Rogaine play young Howard Stern? Will Jennifer Lawrence play the young Beth? Or will that part go to the stellar Angelina Jolie? Oh, that would just make her career complete if she scored that part. I bet she is just begging hubby Brad to help her study for the part as she can race to her plastic surgeon to get a dick added to her already disappearing body parts. She's got the plastic breast implants and can wear a huge padded bra like Beth does to even out the saggy implants Beth denies she has.

I bet Howard is tapping away on that computer keyboard, oh finally, Private Parts Two, right? Oh, maybe the studio won't want Seth Rogaine in front of cameras, maybe that up and coming comedian [who also has a new children's book on the market] Russell Brand will play Howard Stern, but Howard is so jealous of him, it might not work, and the accent and everything. Maybe if Russell can drop the British accent he might get an Oscar playing Howard in Private Parts II: The Idiot on the big screen. Well dream big Howard, that is all you have right now, other than your Sirius airwaves that are for sale.

We see Beth, on her Social Stupid sites, keeps pushing into our faces her appearance at Radio City Music hall attempting to read a book to a bunch of actors on stage, anyway, when Heidi Klum was posing with the Rockettes during the taping of the scripted reality game show "America's Got Talent" last season which sent Beth screaming like a witch on crack to Howard to get her photo also taken with the Rockettes. Gosh Beth, you are not a part of AGT, you are a giant nobody, not a part of anything, yet the Rockettes had to appease Mr. & Mrs. Idiot and get Beth in print with the Rockettes.

Photo posted on Instagram on 12/16/14 showing Beth covering up and hiding her giant fat monster legs with that giant granny dress. Notice Beth's left foot pointing inward [yes, she's pigeon toed too] as that is the foot and ankle that keeps getting broken because she trips and falls over it all the time as Beth can't stay vertical for more than two hours at one time.

Beth tried to copy Heidi Klum but notice Heidi can wear the same
outfit as the Rockettes in a photo from 2012. That's Tim Gunn
with Heidi Klum in the center with the Rockettes on
an episode of "Project Runway".
Heidi's beautiful legs  match perfectly with the Rockettes.

Happy Tuesday, Beth Fans

December 22 - January 19