Rose Colored Glasses

No wonder jealous and pitiful commoners Beth & Howard O'Stern just have to rid Heidi Klum out of Stern's air space. 

Heidi's internationally known boy toy is not only super rich, but he lives in a pink palace in New York [built and designed by Vito's father], an exclusive ritzy apartment building with "no Sterns allowed" instructions given to the, what? OH, Howard knows, THE DOORMAN.

Heidi and Vito were seen in Los Angeles at a performance of "The Nutcracker" while Beth Barren was sitting home cracking nuts in her fireplace of ashes where her career currently resides.

Vito & Liv Tyler and Vito with dad.

So what's up with this guy? I guess because his current and former stepmoms are pretty, young things? He seems to be trying to show up Daddy Schnabel by escorting celebrities around town.

Keith Richard's daughter & Vito

Vito & Elle

Now Heidi and Vito are vacationing in St. Barts as she plans out her upcoming year of, oh, you know, her own shows, like "Project Runway" or Germany's "Next Top Model", and who knows what since it seems she caught Vito and he isn't getting away any time soon. 

We know Angelina finally finished with her perfect body and was ready to publicly make a display of herself in a wedding dress in a size zero with the perfect plastic breast implants. The couple filed for a marriage license in California [where most likely the civil ceremony took place; Brad ain't stupid] with the lavish entertainment wedding ceremony taking place in France. 

Oh, Princess Frog Face finally found time to meet up with the hubby so they could pose for the wedding photos awhile back and engage in a massive selling spree of the photos, remembering she now has her own foundation [Jolie-Pitt Foundation]. 

So UNICEF can keep paying their spokesperson while she pockets dough in her own pockets to fund her global career of making bad movies. Brad is finally set for life since splitting with Jennifer Aniston who failed to produce anything in the bedroom. So when he was lining up his next pigeon he made sure this time, that Angie had their own kids aside from all the adopted kids housed in a group home until the Princess is ready for some photo op as she parades around with the kids somewhere ensuring the paps get their photos.


And where is Princess Bethie & Princess Howard? We know Howard said he is barging in on the Kimmels' vacation over the holidays and we have yet to see any of Howard's paid photos showing up yet on the Internet. 










What else do we just know? How about Aniston and Theroux want to take over the front pages of the tabs by staging their own celeb wedding and tabloid frenzy when everyone knows they were already married in a private ceremony outside New York. Miss Aniston has been nominated for a Golden Globe award for her film "Cake". Seems 2015 will be Jenny's big publicity year after all.

Where else but satellite radio can you hear the endless dull bragging of Howard Stern who is clinically delusional that he married a celebrity. Sources claim Miss Ostrosky is worth approx. 1.5 million. One wonders the source of her income. 

Good photo of Howard's eldest
daughter Emily, the High Priestess
of Disturbing Poetry.

Did the entire world of Asian men pool their money to have the monster shut her trap that she ever dated them? Who knew Beth would actually land a loud mouthed pigeon in New York, one with a radio show who refuses to quit but thinks he is now a celebrity who is married to a celebrity. Howard is a paid buffoon, an idiot [according to the NY Daily News], a NY clown act with his paid wife...hey Beth, only a million in the bank? She doesn't know her husband is worth a ton more, but then he is paying tons of dough to his entire family so I guess about a million and a half is all the bitch is gettin'.