Rock-It

The Sterns need to get off their falling asses and get their vacation photos uploaded to the Internet to brag about being friends with Jennifer Aniston by horning in on her home in Cabo, not the home she got as pay off when Brad Pitt dumped her ass in a giant divorce since she sold it and now has a rental at the Clooney resort in Cabo, with the Sterns paying their share with buying cases of Clooney wine and getting the coveted invite to the private resort. We can't wait for their paid pigeon Marianne Garvey of the NY Daily News [who is the other wackpacker not to be confused with Mariann From Brooklyn] to kiss Stern ass over this holiday break and keep his name in the press. The media is already reporting on real celebs during this last blast of a vacation before they are back to work on their TV series or start production on their latest major motion picture that may or may not be subject to a corporate cloud misadventure.

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New Year's Eve, Ryan Seacrest is back hosting a live show with the great Elton John appearing live from his concert at Barclays Center in Brooklyn, and among other guests there will be the super basketball audience member, the famous singer Taylor Swift, who was subject to snarky obnoxious sniper attacks by Howard's paid stooge Marianne Garvey in the NY Daily News. Beth could not hold back her jealousy while in the presence of a real star, and one who is actually under forty years old. Quite amazing in the Stern world since they are oblivious to the fact they are old wannabees desperate to be famous, and typical of the mental idiots, they will never give up.

11/12/14, the old frumps can barely be seen sitting beside the real celebs at a Knicks Game. Taylor was the obvious crowd favorite and one of her hit songs was played at half-time with Taylor and her celeb friends being interviewed live on camera while the Sterns had to admit defeat and leave, with a giant "ignore" button stamped on their heads. Marianne Garvey later trashed Taylor in her NY Daily News column spouting nonsense that Taylor had too much alcohol to drink because she was not allowed to make the article about the Sterns [for once], since they were not the focus or the celebrity stars of the event.

Beth was near tears as she pines away for fame as
the entire group of celebs left their seats to be interviewed
by the Knicks reporter Jill Martin, a friend of Beth. 
Some husband you got there Beth, when Taylor Swift 
is nearby, nobody has heard of Howard Stern.

Everyone remembers last year, Howard and Beth Stern crashed the annual brunch held by George Clooney at his El Dorado Beach Club in Cabo, because Aniston and Theroux got them inside the gated community where the club is located. 

Reports have stated the Sterns were at the club for dinner this past Sunday. One wonders how much of that Casamigos Tequila the Sterns had to purchase, but we bet the shipment is already on its way to Beth's Hamptons basement and wino cellar. 

Clooney and his boyfriend Rande Gerber own a compound and resort called Casamigos, with that tequila they foist onto anybody who will take it to keep their corporation going to fund their globetrotting. Pretty funny, last year Michael Phelps was there too with the Sterns. No doubt, Stern was crazy for him and his herma/trannyex-girlfriend who is supposedly scheduled to appear on the Howard Stern satellite radio show. We will see if he can finally score that interview and hopefully with Phelps too, since Howard never gives up his fatal attractions.

The interview out on DVD 1993. MJ
dissed Howard and gave the interview
to Oprah, which was why Howard
started trashing MJ in 1994.

No surprise Howard Stern never could get financing again to tape a special New Year's Eve show since appearing as Michael Jackson in a painfully unfunny dismal attempt at dissin' the famous celeb who was accused of doing certain things with persons under any legal age limit. Howard was mad because he could never score an interview with MJ, who gave an exclusive interview to Oprah. 

Howard would have kissed Jackson ass if he only would have appeared on his radio show and the E Channel show [which was just a tape of the radio show]. Howard's skit trashing MJ was flat and unfunny but Stern could indulge in his BDSM fetish with a little person, as of course, an actual child could not be used in the skit because it featured a simulation of putting objects up the rearend of the actor, oh, how funny, gosh, Stern, how anyone lets you in front of a TV camera is just a mystery. No wonder Stern is now only allowed to hold up a cup of Snapple on that infomercial for NBC called "America's Got Talent".

This could be the problem why Beth O does not exist on the Internet before hooking up with Stern, it has to be a problem with the search engines. Sarah Larson sounds a lot like Beth, but Beth was super friends with her broker Claudia Chan, the Today Show relationship expert [ha ha] who lived in the same builiding as Howard, on the same penthouse floor opposite Howard's penthouse apartment on the upper West side in Manhattan. Oh, gee, Howard knew Beth too and Claudia saw Beth coming and going from Stern's apartment. Yes, Claudia knows Howard Stern, you do the math.

Since Heidi Klum has been all over the press and all over her boy toy Vito Schnabel, who could forget his father Julian had a hot love affair with Princess Angelina?

Wow, some year, and we hope to be around for 2015 to bring Beth Fans more news from around the globe. Keep looking over your shoulder, I might be right behind you.