Siriusly Sunday

My sources tell me that Beth is already busy writing her third book! Yes, this one will be rare, it will be all about Beth, since Beth's prior books were tiresome selfie-sacrificing projects to help animals make her famous.

Beth's third book will be another niche publishing effort from Simon & Schuster, with Howard Stern using his Siriusly deflated production budget to finance it that barely has 112,000 dollars to spare for publication and marketing of Beth's next big book failure.

Pictured above is the cutie
Emily Stern, Howard's eldest
daughter, who is an accomplished
poetry singer yet you need an exorcist
after she leaves your house.

The New York Times Bestseller list category will be: Autobiography: Stupid Wife of Howard Stern Desperate For Fame.

A few pages are already complete! This one will surely make Beth famous and get her on another book tour at local skid row book stores and at the Costco Coffin Corner in Pittsburgh.

Excerpt from the upcoming autobiography: 

Jealous, Much?

By Beth O'Ostrosky Stern

An original painting commissioned by Howard by Margaret Keane hangs over the fireplace at Beth's Hamptons home.

The book will retail at $47.99 with all proceeds going into the author's bank account.

Previews of the book have received favorable responses from test audiences.