No More B.S.

Did Princess Lena Dunham purchase a hot and sexy story from Howard Stern for her autobiography with it flopping big time and backfiring into her pudgy face? We know that Howard Stern survives on stunts, shock, and inserting himself into current news events selling sound bytes to his satellite radio show not caring about "truth" just getting press at all costs. He has his staffers interrupt press conferences, shout out his name, all for cheap tacky attention in the press.

This latest Lena Dunham debacle seems like it came straight from the penthouse compartment of Howard Stern's brain who works overtime for cash anywhere and anyway he can get it to fund his posh lifestyle. Oh and it had to be a republican not a democrat who allegedly raped Dunham and had to embellish the story and make it exciting, if there is any truth to it at all or was it created inside that poor girl's head?

Yes, a ghost, as in a ghost written story, much like the ghost written books of Beth Ostrosky and her ghost written past embellished by Howard Stern. 

Oh yes, Lena, the brilliant authoress who hooked up with the Trust Fund babies and gets her own cable TV show then hooks up with Howard Stern to stage a fake fight in the press only to have Lena grace the stage of the Howard Stern Birthday show taped last January and broadcast on his Sirius satellite radio show.

Howard got a lot of mileage out of that staged bashing of Lena Dunham, I mean, he had to call out a star with a current show on HBO, why diss someone without a TV show?

January 2014, Lena clomped onto the stage at the Howard Stern
birthday bash. Howard loves the fat girls with TV shows
who make his monster wife Beth look thin and get himself a year's worth of free press.

Poor Lena, didn't you think your tall tales in your book would be checked out and verified? No? Well, then you are another Howard Stern thinking us poor little people out here are stupid. He made up a huge past for his wifey Bethie, never realizing the stupid public would actually check out the story. Howard has spun tall tales that Beth Ostrosky was a model not only in NY, but the UK, Europe, Greece, South Africa, yet no evidence has been found of her global modeling career.

Ben Stiller hires Howard's pudgy girlfriend and suddenly we get phony press releases that Beth Ostrosky starred as one of Ben Stiller's love interests in the film, "Flirting With Disaster". No, Howard, it was the Tea Leoni character that was the love interest of Ben in the film, not your pariah, who got one line of gibberish lasting about two seconds of screen time.  Beth was never asked back to the big screen until 2000, when her old buddy Brian Van Escort got her into HIS film starring opposite Amanda Peet in "Whipped". Suddenly another phony press release is issued saying it was Beth starring opposite Amanda Peet. No Howard, this time, repeating lies to make them true doesn't hold up, since video evidence exists that Beth never appeared "opposite" Amanda Peet or played Stiller's love interest in "Flirting With Disaster". Funny how all this confusion exists with Beth's past.

Beth herself has failed to produce any evidence of her pre- or post-Howard global modeling career except saying she had a fire in her apartment in New York and everything was destroyed from fire, flood and a cave-in. [Yes, her apartment, conveniently located a block from Stern's penthouse apartment when it seems Stern wrote the storyline to explain why Beth had moved in with him and has zero proof of modeling in Europe as she has claimed]. The only evidence of Beth's modeling career before it became public she was Howard's girlfriend, exists on the Internet which are Ames ads, Haband stretch pants, and the plus size lingerie catalog ads for MagicSilk. No proof has been presented by Howard or Beth of her modeling anywhere outside of the U.S. even though the Sterns claim otherwise.


Look, Beth, if you married George Clooney you would've gotten a big ugly plain Jane purse named after you; it looks like something you would get free with a $69.00 perfume purchase. Love Amal's weird sectioned, glued-on giant hair pieces attached to her pin head.

Designer label Ballin names a big ugly leather purse "The Amal" after Miss Moneybags who wanted to marry George Clooney's citizenship so she can continue to support Palestine behind U.S. borders. Wonder if Georgy Boy will make a movie out of that? Oh, the purse comes in brown or black! Wow, such innovation! How about buying that narrow faced genius a personality and naming it "The Amal Frozen Asset".
 

HERE HOWARD, THIS COMIC IS FOR YOU.

I HOPE YOU DON'T CRY IN YOUR BOILED WATER  AND CIGGY WHILE READING IT. DON'T GET IDEAS TO HAVE BETH CHASE A BIG WAVE OUTSIDE HER HAMPTONS HELL HOLE FOR CAPTURED KITTENS AND EXPECT YODA TO GO OUT AND RESCUE HER; OH, BUT YODA WILL WAVE GOOD-BYE AND YOU CAN RUN OUT AND THANK HIM WHILE TAKING HIS PICTURE.