Need I Say More?

Yoda getting ready
for his closeup.

OH...ummm...yes, like how did Beth just happen to find a purebred Persian cat sitting in a cage at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) after it obviously had surgery because of the shaved right leg showed evidence of an IV, with a phony story that it had a heart condition but suddenly needs no medication just in time for the publication of Beth's children's book about a fake story about this cat. Oh, and it just plays into Beth's personal fund tour, which she and Howard Stern have been badgering the public for money for two years to finance a kitten shelter on the second floor of the existing NSAL pet shelter with Beth's name on it.

No Beth, you need not say more, as those words prove how obnoxiously sick you are bragging 
using a sickly cat that died, and then snatching a purebred cat and using it as some marketing
ploy to pretend you give a damn about anything but your bank account. 
Yes, the photo above was posted on Beth's instagram on 12/4/14. It is highly suspected that the original Yoda died, and this new super bleached white and bright cat is a hired stand-in to market
 to the public for a fake children's story; oh really not entirely faked, as the book
is about Beth bringing a purebred Persian cat to her richy rich home
 with her closets filled with designer clothes and accessories, the end.

Instead of purchasing a place for kittens to be cage free, Howard Stern bought a 52 million dollar mansion in Florida to house Beth and keep his posh Manhattan penthouse a Beth free zone. Howard thinks the public should buy Beth a building with her name on it to house a bunch of cats and the public should cough up the dough to buy that fake story about this "Yoda the Cat" pushed into our faces along with the psychotic glares of Beth O, in between her bizarre phony sleeping photos where she takes selfies in her sleep.

This is your future, Yoda. Beth stuffs all her animals with food and waits
 for their early death so she can start her grieving animal tour 
and Howard can cry on his radio show and beg the public for more 
dough thinking that the public gives a damn about Stern and
 his pathetic life and stupid wife and their continued attempts at fame.

You can see the full wig glued
around his hairline and it sticks
out in the back. Gaga will do anything
for attention even resorting to an old fart
tour appearing on old man Stern's
radio show and singing with Bennett.

Tony Bennett skipped an appearance on the Howard Stern show this week yet you couldn't stop Miss Lady Gaga with her boring drivel yet failed to explain why we would care that she did a boring duets album with the aged and wigged irritant that won't die yet his kids keep pasting wigs on his head in between facelift appointments counting the cash before they finally take out his batteries and bury the old guy. That droning and moaning that he calls singing needs to be finally buried forever.

Oh, and don't the little home bound and snow bound fossils who make up the Howard Stern fan base who love to hear the constant drama of whether Howard is returning to TELEVISION...let's get real here, we're talking about Howard on a TV show. He would hardly turn down ANY opportunity to get his facelift on television and we know the only offer he will ever get is "America's Got Talent" (AGT).




Howard knew that when he was kicked off free radio that he would disappear, he would be profoundly ignored. Then we have Beth and Howard's constant year round promotion of AGT, so duh, of course producers want him back, who else has their own show to constantly plug that shitty summer filler scripted reality show of that mowed dome headed Simon Cowell with his Syco Entertainment company. If it isn't Howard returning to AGT, then they will need to ferret out some other dope with a morning TV show or some shitty radio show to constantly plug away desperate to keep up interest in AGT through the long fall season until it is finally summer, when all the shows go on hiatus and AGT is finally back during the long hot summer of no TV content where reruns of other shows consistently beat AGT in the ratings race to nowhere. 



Well the party is in Miami and where is Beth? The Art Basel Miami Beach annual event is in full swing with some super pop icons attending the Moschino party with Barbie on Thursday.








Everyone remembers in 2007 when Beth barged into a Barbie themed cosmetic event at a Department store in New York and looked like an idiot posing with a Ken doll model that looks like her son.

Beth in 2006 with an ankle or foot injury; she also claimed to have broken her left foot in 2013 just like Mattel's Hot Wheels Barbie. Yes Beth is that crazy, she really thinks she is Barbie.

Heidi and her Boy Toy
were spotted at the Art Basel
Miami Beach super
event on Thursday.

Nope, Howard couldn't score an invite to the Art Basel super event in Miami for the rich and famous, but he did score an invite to COSTCO for Beth's big book signing tomorrow. Wow, the power of Howard Stern is just amazingly bargain basement. But oh, Beth hates A List parties and events. Why? Oh because she and Howard are ignored pariahs and are quickly shown the exit sign. So we all have to pretend that all the Sterns care about are homeless kittens while badgering Marianne Garvey for constant space in her tabloid to print Beth's dismal press items.

Beth's stuck in a warehouse and just how many people will actually
 think Beth Stern wrote a book about the Star Wars' Yoda character
and will be fooled into showing up to her book signing.

Yes,  Beth is a Cancer.