Any Sunday

It's that time of year when we get a new round of celebs with their foundations and charities so the public will continue to pay for their real estate investments. Funny how any dolt with some dough can push their failures onto the public and claim it's charity work, like the awesome Howard Stern failure Beth O'Nobody who has failed to launch since he introduced her to the world in 2002 with her first FHM spread that Howard paid for, so that bombed along with everything else, so it's down to the charity gig and it is here to stay.

Maria Monotonous and her partner with the planted hair growing straight up on his head with the straight line of hair pasted around his receding head, has a bank account that keeps growing by selling Maria who works for NBC Universal and has a bunch of projects of her own. Maria hosted her own foundation's charity event in Los Angeles on 12/6/14, where a bunch of people give her money and she decides who to not give it to. It is called "Take Action Hollywood" and was founded by herself when she discovered AIDS existed a few years ago.  

Maria got some new work done on that aging face as she hides a baby bump 
that she keeps denying she has but disappears from failed IVF, right honey?

Elton in Barcelona, 12/6/14

I guess Maria never heard of the long standing Elton John AIDS Foundation with Elton working nonstop on his global concert tours, holding celebrity fundraisers and auctions, resulting in his foundation issuing a few million dollars in grants and loans to local programs and promotes transparency by posting the foundation's annual report online...oh, his foundation has a 4-star rating on Charity Navigator. Longevity means something, it isn't an overnight cash grab begging the public for money to fund the latest Hollywood idiot and their reality shows whose 15 minutes of fame is long gone, and we wish they were long gone too.

How is Beth doing on the cash grab front this holiday season? Oh, you have to buy her book all for charity, right, your money goes to a charity that pays her salary as the useless spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL). 

Yes, Howard Stern gets NSAL to advertise their junk calendars and books with Beth's face on them. Why aren't these shitty products FREE with a donation to to NSAL? Oh, well then Howard and Beth wouldn't get paid, someone has to fund their generous donation of crappy paper products that end up in a landfill.


12/6/14, Beth hides her liver spots from suspect buyers of her book about her pudgy dull lazy cat that does nothing but swat feral kittens off furniture and cat trees.

Gosh, Beth's last book signing in 2010 [photo, left] at a public library in Los Angeles was just as great as this year's book signing at a Costco warehouse somewhere in New York. Judging from that crowd in 2010 no wonder it took Howard four years to come up with book #2, we can hardly wait another four years for book #3 about Beth feeding her ONE feral cat that has to come to her home in the Hamptons to be fed. 

If you saw the backstage video of Beth on the Rachael Ray show, Yoda looks like a lump of nothing on her lap, my gosh, a boring cat that sits and stares at kittens all day hogging cat trees and Beth thinks it's a story for kids.

Don't forget that we all have to donate to Beth's personal foundation at NSAL so she can get her name on a building for cats. Why on earth would the public help with that? Beth is not providing anything for our dollars, she isn't famous, she isn't a performer, she isn't even a charity worker. So, what do we get in return? We get to fund her salary at NSAL so Howard Stern can save his dough to purchase real estate in Florida. We get to give Beth money so she can buy more gold jewelry and designer clothes and trot around the Hamptons not driving with her martian headed FAM living off of our donations to the Beth Fund. We get to fund Daddy O's Hummer that he drives around Pittsburgh not practicing dentistry since getting his license yanked from his greedy hands [look it up, it's online, it was called something like, ummm, insurance fraud].

Cats on a bed with cash, designer handbags and liquor...oh, yeah, Beth, someone found your stash of secret photos. Was it when your cell phone was allegedly snatched off the street when you were doing one of your obnoxious cash grab TV appearances spouting nonsense about your ghostwritten book bragging about yourself choosing a purebred Persian cat? Somehow you think that is charity work that is worth our hard earned cash, yes, Beth chose a Persian cat and brought it home to her servants and tons of housekeepers, oh, but Beth cleans out litter boxes, wow, some charity worker, most people call that the normal everyday care of a cat, nooo, Beth calls that charity work.
[Photo source: www.twitter.com/catsandmoney]

Howard Stern is tired of supporting that quicksand he is stuck in, and wants a rope to pull him out for good, hoping the dopes on the rope are us, the public, while he sits in his penthouse in Manhattan and buys new furniture for his Florida mansion as he hopes to keep Beth hopping around from house to house and avoiding his apartment, even though her "girl town" is the apartment below his, and he is working on nailing shut the trap door between residences as Beth wonders why she has to ring his doorbell to see if he's home and critique her repeat outfits since Howard is the one this year buying new clothes, not Beth. So Ralph, [Howard's personal assistant and dresser who has his own little girl bedroom in the penthouse] has to keep expanding the seams in Beth's dresses and making them bigger as her hips and ass grow sideways.

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