Jamaica Jerk Off

On Tuesday's Howard Stern satellite radio show, Howard was desperately trying to defend the bulldog he married by dissin' real model and real mom Heidi Klum with the real young lover. Howard was enraged that it was not he and Beth getting all the media attention livin' it up in Jamaica with Beth in a barely there bikini having fun over the Thanksgiving holiday. 

Gorgeous Heidi is always the center of attention and is a globetrotter per her normal in-demand routine and is headed to Florida to attend the annual Art Basel art show while Beth always rolls around on the floor trying to smooth out the ripples in her fat ass in her Hamptons Kitten Concentration Camp playing mommy to phony foster cats and overfeeding her own cats then harassing them with humiliating names like "Charlie Chunk" when the only chunk is inside her squeezed football head. Explain that flat plank liposuctioned stomach Beth. The fat has to go somewhere and I think it went south.

We know Bethie covers up and hides when candid pictures will be taken of her hulking around horning in on a production meeting/vacation with Jimmy Kimmel last year in Cabo. Beth knows she's a fat cow, and so does Howard, and that's the reason for the photo shopped smeared blurry photos to hide her giant thick and wide super size proportions when she uploads photos to her social stupid sites. 

Heidi in Jamaica last week and enormous Bethie in Cabo & Florida last year:

Some hot holiday week Howard, while Heidi was living it up in Jamaica, you and Beth were fully clothed sitting on a bed with your freshly tight permed short weave and Beth's wigs grew longer as she takes your picture and you check the limo schedules to "anywhere but here".

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram site; wow, red hot photo of the hetero couple doing nothing on 11/23/14.

Eat your heart out Bethie, as super famous Taylor Swift headlined the Victoria Secret fashion show in London on December 2nd...wow, I don't see any airbrushing here, not like with that monster Beth who has to be smeared across the pages of pre-paid press pieces to hide her freakish proportions.

What was Beth doing December 2nd? Oh rolling around on the floor and pointing at a bulldog. Wow, the power of Howard Stern, my gosh, Howard, the secrets you and Beth must keep to score such a crummy gay event that doesn't benefit anything or anybody, just funding a happy male couples' bulldog obsession and pushing their crappy artwork.