Demented Duos

Demented Duo Beth & Rachael get audiences to
fawn over Beth in that little girl dress plugging
a book all about herself adopting
a purebred Persian cat.

Beth & Howard are back to the grind of making themselves famous pushing that so-called celebrity book about their so-called son, Yoda the cat, into our faces, the cat with the plagiarized name to take advantage of the Star Wars franchise and Google searches where you get Beth's obnoxious book bragging about herself pushed into your faces.

Baggy faced Beth is frantic
about the plight of her career
as hubby Howard now
attacks the kiddie
book market.

Beth is busy posting a bunch of kitty cat photos on her media sites where she again exposes herself for dumping cats onto the same group of foster homes, as the same families are getting Beth's discards. You know, the ones that aren't so cute or purebred that she can market to pretend she gives a damn about anything but her face in print.

Yes, on Sunday, Beth dumped another cat onto the same family that adopted another of Beth's phony fosters, named Minnow. This time its Johnny, who has already been renamed Skippy to confuse the tracking of the kittens. Beth is a halfway horror photo op house before the kittens are dumped onto foster homes. 

For some unknown reason, Beth is not featured inside her demented Yoda the Cat book, [only a headless cartoon of Beth], so Howard placed the world's biggest photo of themselves on the back cover, nope, not a tiny photo with a caption, but a huge photo. Howard is now horning in on the kiddie book market to sell themselves as a celebrity couple who promote cat adoption, when all they do is constantly promote themselves and beg the public for money. I mean, he's a radio shock jock and she's a giant unknown moron. And exactly why is anyone giving these people money and buying their shitty products? Oh, we have to give the media mogul and his irritating wife money so they can buy more real estate in Florida. Okay, good scam guys, go for it.

Beth's first book failed to feature Howard Stern and it tanked, with Howard having to hire book buyers. So now Howard sticks his face on the book with a gimmick that they chose to not have children so Yoda the cat is their child; oh right, Miss Menopause still has a choice on whether to start a family. So, Howard, are you and Beth now a celebrity couple? How desperate is this? No new TV offers, huh? So a kiddie book was it; how pathetic.

2011 Brad Grey wedding
in Los Angeles.

Soooo now the guys that fall out of the sky that support Beth & Howard. We know it was a puzzle as to how this duo managed an invite to the Brad Grey wedding in LA in 2011. 





Allegedly Grey hired a PI to wiretap phone lines relating to a movie deal for "Scary Movie". The PI that Grey hired also allegedly wiretapped dozens of celebrities'  phone lines, such as, Kevin Nealon and Gary Shandling, friends of Stern. So, suddenly the Sterns got an invite to the studio mogul's wedding as if they knew anything of value about....anything...but maybe paying their scientology dues as Howard fawned over the nerdo xenu wife of Brad Grey.

Brad Grey and his scary wife.

Former super scientology couple attended the Brad Grey wedding in 2011.

Paramount's chief mogul Brad Grey was going to develop a film project with a "Britain's Got Talent" winner in 2007 with Simon Cowell as producer, but it was shelved and eventually picked up by the Weinstein Company with Cowell's Syco Entertainment production company and released in theaters called "One Chance" in 2013 (UK) and 2014 (USA).

After the Gray wedding, Stern signed a deal to become a judge on Simon Cowell's "America's Got Talent" which began taping in 2012. It airs during the summer at night on NBC TV with the late night talk shows on NBC almost all controlled by the Lorne Michaels SNL franchise.  

Nealon is on board promoting Beth's purpose, which is to make herself famous.

Nealon is on board supporting Beth with the filming of the Hallmark Channel's Kitten Bowl. Supposedly Nealon lived in Germany; has he seen Beth's European modeling photos? Beth claims to have lived in Germany too and had one modeling job in Swtizerland yet has failed to produce one photo of her time in Europe. 

Scientologist? Wiretapper? SNL Escort? Stagehand spy? Online gown shopper for closeted tranny media moguls? The plot thickens.

Nice to know that Beth's all-time favorite book is also the favorite of John Lennon's assassin: The Catcher In The Rye.


[source: https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/beth-stern-talks-cats-books-howard-205342411.html]

Beth also stated the books she read as a kid were "Are You My Mother" and "The Giving Tree"; so she was a confused boy wondering who her mother was whose all time favorite book was about a teenager expelled from school with confused sexuality who ends up in a mental home....interesting. Hey Howard, better lock your door at night whether the scary monster is in residence or not. 

Great film this Wednesday on Turner Classic Movies if you have cable; otherwise, good one to pick up online:

Hot-head, violent screenwriter [Bogart] picks up a young girl and brings her back to his apartment only to give her cab fare and send her packing; the girl turns up crumpled and dead on the side of a road and he is the #1 suspect. Meanwhile he takes up with a dishy dame and aspiring actress [Grahame] living in his apartment building and they get hot and heavy real quick; the ending is worth the wait, but does Grahame make it to the end?