Finding Howard Stern

Howard is busy coming up with some horrendous xmas card for this year and we know this kitty cat gimmick is here to stay. 

Dogs were too much trouble and made bad photo props as now the focus is on Beth's freakish face as she can place cats all around her face and body and pose for countless photos and take selfies until she passes out unable to drive a car; we remember, Beth said it at the AOL Build online interview that she refuses to drive and hasn't for about 25 years, very strange for a rich girl in the Hamptons with no wheels of her own, but then I doubt Billy Joel is allowed to drive anymore either in the Hamptons.



Beth whined in an interview on her husband Howard Stern's radio show that she cheated on all her "boyfriends" because of sex, mainly her own, and not being satisfied. Howard tried to say they didn't treat her well, oh, that is until he came along, Mr. Forty-Something who was dumped by the first wife and he was no longer interested in kids anymore, just playing with kitty cats and setting up Beth's phony foundation promoting herself after she overfed her bulldog and threw his ashes in a giant urn at Stalag Beth, her Hamptons Hell Hole of caged kittens. 

Well, it is quite obvious that the only way Howard could get someone to date him who was under 50 years old would having his sleeping fetish.

Beth has always had delusions she is a sleeping beauty. She may be stuck in a time warp when she was a pudgy little girl and irritant until someone put something into her chocolate milk to get her to finally stop hopping around and go to bed. God knows what happened in that bedroom since Beth always comes up with disturbing "daddy" tales. 

Beth hops around during her morning TV appearance and then flops on the floor to satisfy the Stern bizarro fetish.

I think we know why Beth doesn't
drive a car. Howard's paid PR stooge
 Marianne Garvey's reality show is
 supposed to be back from mothball
alley very soon.

I guess it would be hard to find boyfriends, Beth, who want to have sex with you awake or asleep. I guess throwing something into your Chai Tea Latte is tempting, anything to shut your trap. We have no clear time line of Beth's dating history, only snips and snaps across the Internet which are hardly reliable. Has Beth ever had hetero sex? Of course we don't know, and we don't know if she can have straight sex, as she had said live on the Howard Stern radio show when it was still free to listen to, that her father has a mental image of Howard Stern having anal sex with Beth which is interesting to say the least.

Wow, this is getting deep, when all Beth wants is a place to house little kittens where she is getting a salary, plus a nice chunk of the Bianca's Furry Friends Foundation, her personal fund to get her a spot on a red carpet somewhere in the big city, while she sits home the rest of the time at Stalag Beth, photographing kittens until someone finally takes them from her before they break any bones or before Yoda the Cat swats them off cat trees and they land in a heap in the corner until Beth scoops them up and throws them back into their cages in the kitten room in that Hamptons Hell Hole.

Looking like a damn fool and
a crazy rich old bag, The Hobbit
Missy Rivers goes shopping in NY
on Black Friday with her son.
Joan had to work nonstop until
her death to support their designer
label and fur fetish.

Never one to let any guy leave her locked in a mansion, on Black Friday, Missy enjoyed her wealth since the death and incineration of mommy dearest, yes, Missy always had money we know that, but now she is free from catering to mom and can now focus on herself and hopefully getting her son hooked up with a richy rich partner, I hear Jason Gould might be available, I think he lives in his mommy's posh Park Avenue apartment.

On 11/29/14, celebrity Annette Bening hitched a ride to Paris, France for the debutantes ball. We wonder how Princess Beth missed this event 30 years ago since she claims to have been a super rich socialite in the Pitts.

Isabel Beatty and her mom Annette Bening attend the Paris, France debutantes ball. 

Convicted felons make out pretty good as Martha Stewart's dog wore diamonds and the prize turkey needs another facelift and botox on that hideous hag face as she posed with one of the birds she gutted and incinerated for dinner with her clients and investors she calls friends.

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#sleeping  #howard  #stern  #fetish
#xmas  #christmas