A Winter's Tale

I'm standing on my balcony with binoculars waiting for the Buttinskys to fire up that Sirius corporate jet to fly to Cabo San Lucas for their holiday break where they will beg for scraps from the table of Hollywood celebs who only want their dough to fund their dream of getting richer off the corporate cloud. 

We know Beth is happy this year, actually year two of her giant beggars tour since the entire world is supposed to fund Beth's dream of her name on a building for cats at the charity that pays her a salary, the North Shore Animal League...oh, America.

Rande Gerber and George Clooney have two mansions side by side in a compound and resort called Casamigoes, which is where they sell Casamigos Tequila to everyone in sight and we wonder how many cases of Tequila the Sterns have to buy to score an invite to the resort. 

Howard has claimed to have barged into the resort a year ago or so as they try to butt in on the vacation rental of the Anistons as the Sterns hop a plane and get the check book out because Bethie wants to play celeb while Howard pays through his nose job and talks a mile a minute through those fake sounding choppers actually thinking he is a part of the Hollywood movie industry when he is just a dope they tolerate otherwise he will trash you on his Siriusly boring satellite radio show at 7AM instead of 6AM starting in January, I mean, just end it Stern, that jumbled mess of payola commercials is just a joke at this point, in between a bunch of unfunny pre-recorded bits while Robin falls asleep in her smoothie with a side of potatoes and mountains of Chinese food, or is it Korean mutt soup? Oh, right, she's an apparent vegan who loves the cases of wine, sorry.

Clooney provided everyone in sight with cases of his tequila
in Venice where he was marrying Miss Personality Amale with the pencil
face and bug eyes and glued on hair in between her fighting for Palestine. 

Since getting kicked off The Today Show, Miss Amy was in Los Angeles on 12/23/14 attending the screening of her movie "Big Eyes" about that artist from years ago that painted all her subjects with big eyes. Her husband in the film is played by the Hitler look-a-like Christoph Waltz and has stated he wishes Christmas and all the hub-bub were over.

Poor Amy was subjected to an ambush by obnoxious "Today Show" staffers who only wanted her to talk about the hacking of Sony Pictures since it was leaked that she made less than the male stars, like Bradley Cooper [oops, just woke up Howard] in the movie, "American Hustle". Amy was unaware of all this and thought she was only going to talk about her current film "Big Eyes" since she is on a promotional tour for the film...nope, kick the bitch outta that green room! No hacker talk, no interview! So Amy took off and the interview was obviously canceled.

As we wind down another year of fun, we check up on the gay gossip on the web. This time from datalounge.com. 

This will entertain Howard since he has zero to do since all the real celebs are in Italy or Monaco or Spain and can't be reached by phone to badger them to come on his show since all he gets are the standard celebs on the list for the week that are making the rounds at Sirius. 

Here's a list of celebs for you Howard, as you talk between that upper plate or whatever that lisp is you have sometimes, and remember to publicize that your stale satellite radio show is for sale, so get on board everyone...got a shitty movie to force onto the American public? Howard is your man for shit.



Had a fling?

Had a boyfriend on the Island?

How do you think she went from a Bar to Broadway?

Longtime Trio and Clooney has his own bedroom, even after the marriage, right Howard?

Kept under a famous Rock? Supposedly he was discovered and launched by a super Rock star until he found his true love from Texas.

I mean, come on, a Gucci ad? Way to meet some cute guys, right? Don't know.

Happy Xmas Eeevil

If I get sick of this, I will just disappear without a word. Howard has won, right? Did Howard suck up enough to Seth Rogaine? I didn't get the vibe from him that he is going to finance anything, anytime soon for old man Stern, but James Franco might be another story. Pitiful Howard desperate to talk about smoking weed with guys 30 years younger than him just came off as a pathetic Queen trying to score with a couple of young millionaires. Desperate Howard. Won't someone make him famous? What about Beth? Hey, don't look at me guys.